A little help for Ghana & an orphan...?

[B]I'm not sure why I received this message this morning. Is there any help??? Don't blast me, nor a fictional character. Thanks, fellow stoners.

wrecked_schoolboy: Hi My name is Bismark and i am about to be a school drop out just because my grandfather has got his COCOA farm burnt down. so i am reaching out to every one today to see if someone help me ...........CAN U HELP ME ?
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: how could i help??? I'm poor, but give it a shot
wrecked_schoolboy: u can get me either some money for the fees or some used educational equipments
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: some money for the fees = no
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: some used educational equipments = I can point you in the right direction
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: Who are you educating?
wrecked_schoolboy: where tell me please but i am not in the country i am in Ghana wet africa
wrecked_schoolboy: educating myself
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: I've had a man try to screw me over from Ghana
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: granted, it may have been an honest mistake
wrecked_schoolboy: really but i am just 16 years old
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: I've also, grown very fond of Ghanians, when my weed-man when I was young, moved from Ghana
wrecked_schoolboy: ?
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: Seriously, though, you're barking up the wrong tree, all my financial resources are minimal, if not, owed...I'd help you out with what I can.
wrecked_schoolboy: even if u cant help me try spread my problem across so that i can be helped ok if not u by some one else ok
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: You have to understand that I have , ok
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: I have -$3000, to my name.
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: I owe.
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: I'm not sure where to send you because you gave me no information.
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: You need personal money for your personal education?
wrecked_schoolboy: so u mean i should give you some information so that u send me something
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: I've nothing to send, unless you want a VHS tape.
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: Do you have a VCR?
wrecked_schoolboy: too poor to owe that
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: Describe your house, what village do you live in?
wrecked_schoolboy: in live in AYI MENSAH a small township with its total human population of about 400
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: I was given wonderful parents, though I lived in a dysfunctional family.
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: meaning, my parents split
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: split up, not split
wrecked_schoolboy: i dont even know my parents i did not come to meet them in this world
wrecked_schoolboy: i mean am an orphan
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: what kind of educational resources are you looking for?
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: Do you have adopted parents?
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: Do you live in an orphanage?
wrecked_schoolboy: any ..... i am prepare to take anything that i can get money out from and get my schol fees paid coz that is the most important ....if i have my fees paid thats all i ca even borrow other equipments from friends

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This is what he said after I accused him of being a scammer, and told him of a Bismarck Deho (an agent for a known scammer).

bismark deho: no please i am bismark wesley
bismark deho: PLEASE SPARE ME THIS ACCUSATION ....U ARE CONFUSING ME WITH WHAT U ARE SAYING I AM TOTALLY LOST
bismark deho: take your time and explain this to me ok .........AGAIN I DONT KNOW ANYONE CALLED BISMARK DEHO

(I had thought I had heard of Bismark Deho, finally it hit me.)

dam ghanians lol

god some people must be so gulable these ppl wouldnt do it if it didnt work.. who would believe them.... HES ON THE INTERNET FFS If hes that poor at least hes up to date with technology

some more...

kinky_beachguy_inthongs: okay, well, I've done nothing to harm you, nor your cry for help
bismark deho: why were u scammed by one BISMARK , SIR ?
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: in capital letters up top, is what I had copy and pasted what knoch2ic said.
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: I wasn't scammed. They are doing an investigation to countries abroad in regards to fraudulent use of credit cards
bismark deho: SIR, i am very very sorry to hear that but i hope that is not going affect me in the process to help me ? please !
bismark deho: SIR ARE U THERE ?
bismark deho: PLEASE DONT USE THIS POINT TO AVOID ME OK
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: How can you tell me that when your handle says , bismarck deho?
bismark deho: WHICH HANDLE ?
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: every message you write me says it's coming from bismarck deho
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: That's the name that's signed up for your e-mail address.
bismark deho: SURE THATS MY NAME BISMARK DEHO WESLEY AND THATS WHY I AM SAYING THIS IS A GREAT COINCEDENCE BUT CAN I ASK U ONE QUESTION
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: ???
bismark deho: PLEASE WHAT MAKES U THINK I WILL COME BACK TO YOU IF I WERE TO BE THE ONE WHO U SAY HE FRUADED U
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: No, a guy who worked for Bismarck Deho was trying to fraud others, including the businesses where he wanted stuff from
bismark deho: SO U STILL THINK I AM THE ONE WHO U SAY FRAUDED U ?
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: I wasn't frauded.

lmao frauded

has he 4got about live 8!!!

lol, hold on , I said something like that...

ROB: HES ON THE INTERNET FFS If hes that poor at least hes up to date with technology

kinky_beachguy_inthongs: i got it done, I'll let you know, are you paying for use of the internet>
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: ?
bismark deho: I BROWSE AT A LOCAL CAFE HERE AND I PAY FOR IT TOO
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: okay
bismark deho: please i can give you oyr home phone number so that u can call me anytime ok

u should reel him in a pretend ull send him $5,000 haha

I still have him up on messenger.

I'm copying and pasting that, and sending it to him. I hope he has enough strength to laugh.

THIS IS, WITHOUT A DOUBT, THE BEST PART IN THE CONVERSATION:

kinky_beachguy_inthongs: I'm communing with fellow minds at Cannabis.com
bismark deho: thanks
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: You're welcome at my house anytime
bismark deho: i dont get what u meant by that
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: If I met you outside, I'd smoke a bowl of ganja with you.
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: herb
bismark deho: I dont do that and dont get wrong
bismark deho: what i mean is that i just dont like smoking
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: You should, it has many benefits, and no negative side-effects besides being high
kinky_beachguy_inthongs: you can eat it.
bismark deho: thanks

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Originally Posted by robert42

dam ghanians

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You said it.

You see, back in Amsterdam, New York, my summertime weed-man was a guy named Roberto from Ghana, and he'd hang out with us when we partied in the woods. I was in high school, he (had to have been) in his twenties. I loved Roberto.

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

I loved Roberto.

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Did he love you back? Poopshute style?

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

bismark deho: U ARE CONFUSING ME WITH WHAT U ARE SAYING I AM TOTALLY LOST

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I can empathise, man.. Truely.

This is the vicinity where we smoked the ghanians herb and partied with booz, coke, and acid.