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My girlfriend of 8 months just informed me that she does'nt love me anymore, she said this while she was standing with another guy. I just walked away, I did'nt know what to say, I love her an insane amount. I actually don't know how I'm going to deal with her not being with me. It has'nt even sunk in, I have to go to work in a half hour and I don't know what to do.
But I'm going to bust the fuck outta that stupid cunt that she was with...
Damn, don't take it out on him, but yeah, do some damage of some kind!
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Originally Posted by kyle
Tear him a new ass hole, gauranteed you make u happier! Or u could beat his ass with can of lager. There's a thread somewhere about it. Beat him with the can and then drink it! Cool as fuck, damn that was a funny thread!
Peace
Buddy
and eat his brain when he bashed
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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend
My hero^^
I love that he said he was gonna beat someone in the middle of class with a can of lager, then sit in the beaten guys' seat and drink the lager.. in the middle of lesson:eek: LOL
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Kratom
ok guy got me kicked outa skl should i beat his ass in skl with a can or larger then
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ok guy got me kicked outa skl should i beat his ass in skl with a can or larger then sit in his seat and drink it nah i might kick sum guys ass hes got me kicked otua skl halve his thought halve not if he werent there i would of got in that situation i defended this fucker when like 10-15 people were starting and now hes all like oh im glad richards kicked out behind my back and shit and i might go into my xskl and drag the fucker out of my old tutor room into were everyone sk8s and kick his ass so bad he dont even know how to speak srike that cant speak ever and then beat him with a can of larger and then go sit in his place in skl and drink that can wot do u rekon
OMFG yes!
All bow before the man handing out beatings with a can of lager!
Peace
Buddy
Hahaha! I'm laughing out loud right now but it might just be cause I'm stoned.
yo wot up
Kratom, come back!!!
Lol, beatings with a can of lager, in class, then sitting in his seat for a swig, that's hardcore
"ok guy got me kicked outa skl should i beat his ass in skl with a can or larger then sit in his seat and drink it nah i might kick sum guys ass"
LOL
That lager beatings thread is soooo fuckin' cool!
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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
It's gotta be the best thread on here! I nearly wazzed myself from laughing so much. I can picture the guy doing it! LMAO. I once got butt naked a beat sum punk, wouldnt leave my gal alone, kinda humilating to be beaten up by a naked guy!
Peace
Buddy
He'd be even more hardcore if he shotgunned it after puncturing it open on the guys teeth.
Lol, the Bum Bandit in action!!!
HAHA!!!!!!
That sounds like a great thing to do lol..
What if he'd have bitten your wang, you'd be down and out!
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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
Lol I whipped him with it! Take that u punk goth! Have some wang!
Peace
Buddy
Lol, that's gotta be a bad way to go out, wang whipped and done in by a naked guy!!
Hope it wasn't a cold night;)
Yeah had to get my gf to warm the ole boy up first! Then......whoopah! Have some wang! It was pretty funny, i thought the bouncers were gonna kick me out, but who wants to take on a 6' 2'' naked guy?Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
Peace
Buddy
lol!! I'm 6'2".. but unsurprisingly not naked at present;)
Hope you had fun that night!
nah man, first u beat ur ex for saying that shit with some other dude right there, thats some fucked up shit, slap her around a bit, then fuck up the other dude
LOL @ 'slap her around a bit'Quote:
Originally Posted by nickx760
Dont do that shit bro
kick her in the fanny....real hard!
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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend
Just do that, do him in with a can of lager!
hey man don't worry about it, theres plenty more girls thatll come, i'm sure of it. just smoke some weed, itll take your mind off it. when you get high, think about how good life is, its a gaurenteed way to make your day better
I know. What a cold bitchQuote:
Originally Posted by nickx760
get you a big trash bag, and buy a case of them. empty the caseful of cans into the bag....and go to town.
punch her in her ovary's
Split some wigs!
I was wondering where you went kyle! Sorry to hear about your relationship troubles man :(. Just remember to keep cool and think rationally... she may break your heart.... but there's always a girl out there better for you then the one you were with. Best of luck man.... dedicating this bowl to you man, and I hope all goes well for you.
If that bitch was dumb and mean enough to bring the dude to tell you how she felt, you didn't want this girl in the first place. And don't beat up her new boyfriend; I don't understand why the fuck people do this. It's the GIRL's fault, if anybody's. And I didn't get any reasons as to why she broke up with you. What'd you do to her? What she did is pretty harsh. She just did it out of nowhere? If so, like I said fuuuuuck her. You can do better than that. And don't slap either of them around. Be the bigger person and forget the whole thing ever happened. Get another female and you'll forget about it. Life goes on.
shell come around but dont give her the time of day .... well i dunno i say that but i dont mean it, love to live . live to love
Hey kyle, long time no see, man...
Sorry to hear about your girlfriend. Splitting up can suck, especially when you're still in school or whatever. But you already nkow what i'm going to say right? "move on", "there are plenty more fish in the see", "get over her", "you'll have thousands more girlfriends", "you'll fall in love again", yadda yadda yadda. They're all true, but i'm not sure if that's exactly what you wanna hear right now. Good luck, dude!
-GHoST-
man i dont love these hoes
fuck it they come they goo
dont let a girl get u down
plenty of fish in the sea
Haha - I remember that thread from way back. Lasted for dayyyys.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
Ask Kraloth to be your girlfriend.
lets all WILL kraloth back by chanting his name
KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH... KRALOTH...
If that doesn't WILL him back nothing will. ;)
Ps, i love how this thread from kyle has turned into some kind of Kraloth reviving ceremony.
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthrea...=can+of+larger
Does that link work?
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by lateralus
Haha sorryQuote:
Originally Posted by kraloth
I'll never forgive you. :mad:
Fine :mad: