'm trapped

I just got off the phone with a guy from the U.S. Marines. he like talked to me like he was one of my friends or something. he was really nice. but the thing is i'm horrible at saying no to people, and i set up an appointment with him! he's coming to my house monday at 6 p.m. what do i do? i can't go to it cause i know that im not going to be able to say no to him in person, and for all i know i'll end up being marine. im a big vag! im thinking about just staying out from like 4-10 and never answering the U.S. Gov. calls again.

I know what you mean, i cant say no. Well, if you think you can get yourself to say fuck off, let him come on over, if not, just leave. While your gone its a good idea to buy a caller id if you dont already have caller id. Dont answer their calls again.

I do have caller ID and the shit said U.S. Gov. on it so i was like whoa fuck i'd better answer. that's why i said ill never answer us gov calls again.

hey cool man im from ohio too

horay for ohio i guess, its not really that great.

I think you should just invite him over, probabley not the best idea to piss off a marine. Just tell him your a pacifist.

I was leaning more toawrds just bailing on him man. It's not like hes gonna beat my ass if i make him mad.

Lol, he knows where you live, bailing might make him pissed, either learn to say no.. or be a marine son!

An army woman rang me up a few months back and said i signed up to the army, and was asking me why i would like to join, and i said "I don't want to, but i like guns and lawful killing" and then she said "Ok, sorry, we have down that you applied to us" and so i said "No, sorry i don't recall doing that" and she went lol

Just phone up and cancel. I dunno.

"I don't want to, but i like guns and lawful killing"

What the motherfuck!? People like you shouldn't be in the Army.

yea man cancel it

whats the deal by saying no

tell him to fuckoff coz army is shit

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Originally Posted by mellow mood

tell him to fuckoff coz army is shit

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lmfao lol man, mellow you're awesome.. I dunno how I coulda got mad at you lol

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

"I don't want to, but i like guns and lawful killing"

What the motherfuck!? People like you shouldn't be in the Army.

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And that may be why i said i didn't sign up, as i don't remember doing so :p


Yeah, army would be whack, but if you're homeless or very poor, it's a good option

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

lmfao lol man, mellow you're awesome.. I dunno how I coulda got mad at you lol

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lol

just call and cancel?

if it was that easy for me then i would have said no when i originally talked to him. im just gonna bail on it. i dont care if you guys think im a puss. its what i want to do!

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Originally Posted by DazedandConfused

I do have caller ID and the shit said U.S. Gov. on it so i was like whoa fuck i'd better answer. that's why i said ill never answer us gov calls again.

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Don't think you can escape them just by not answering the phone.

yeah fuck tha aremy, whats that

now THAT would be fucking scary.
your high and you get a call from the U.S. Gov, lol

jus tell him you never made that appointment and your brother must have been playing a practical joke on you ;)

haha when i wanted to join the army i spoke with sum1 i told them i did weed and they said they dont care as logn as u dont do drugs whilst u in it...

i failed the test haha couldnt be arsed to do it again sadly....

Next time the government calls let them talk for a minute then screech OH SHIT!! and hang up. Its fun and practical :)

when the meeting is going on just say"do you mind if i smoke?" and pull out a j and spark it up. he'll be out of there in no time

Let him come over; but dress in drag and spark up in front of him.

Fuck the army. My friend's in training right now tossin' grenades and shit in case he needs to blow people up.

I'm surprised nobody posted the obvious solution, LIE! Use the brother prank excuse, then tell them you have a bad back and can't do much physically (that's true for me, and hey, I'll let you use it ;) ).