WAKE UP SINNERS U CANT SAVE YOURSELF U WILL DIE AN WORMS SHALL EAT YOUR FLESH , NOW YOUR SOUL IS GOING SOMEWHERE
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WAKE UP SINNERS U CANT SAVE YOURSELF U WILL DIE AN WORMS SHALL EAT YOUR FLESH , NOW YOUR SOUL IS GOING SOMEWHERE
Worms shall eat me?? Jesus save me!
stfu
Ked Ridiculous, do you do this at parties?
Save myself from what? I see no danger.Quote:
Originally Posted by rldqaz
Do you think you will be exempt from the same fate? It's either that or get cremated or something.Quote:
U WILL DIE AN WORMS SHALL EAT YOUR FLESH,
Please provide evidence of this "soul" you speak of. Until I you do, I will regard the word "soul" much the same way as I regard the word "leprechaun".Quote:
NOW YOUR SOUL IS GOING SOMEWHERE
soul (sl)
n.
1. The animating and vital principle in humans, credited with the faculties of thought, action, and emotion and often conceived as an immaterial entity.
2. The spiritual nature of humans, regarded as immortal, separable from the body at death, and susceptible to happiness or misery in a future state.
3. The disembodied spirit of a dead human.
4. A human: "the homes of some nine hundred souls" Garrison Keillor.
5. The central or integral part; the vital core: "It saddens me that this network ... may lose its soul, which is after all the quest for news" Marvin Kalb.
6. A person considered as the perfect embodiment of an intangible quality; a personification: I am the very soul of discretion.
7. A person's emotional or moral nature: "An actor is ... often a soul which wishes to reveal itself to the world but dare not" Alec Guinness.
8. A sense of ethnic pride among Black people and especially African Americans, expressed in areas such as language, social customs, religion, and music.
9. A strong, deeply felt emotion conveyed by a speaker, a performer, or an artist.
10. Soul music.
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I don't argue with the concept of "soul" used in the sense of "mind", that is, the sum of the consciousness and cognition of a person, but it's this immateriality that's so often connected to the idea that I object to. It seems, judging by the data collected on the subject, that consciousness and cognition have a very real material origin in the human brain. Such a "soul" is not separable at death. It decomposes with the rest of your organs, and there is nothing to suggest that consciousness or cognition can outlive the brain any more than heartbeat can outlive the heart.
Is this the way you convert others to your faith? If it is, then you're not converting me with you're fear tacticts. Your soul will burn in hell if you don't worship the way I do! My answer to that is, kiss my proud, blind, hairy, PAGAN ass! We're not in the tenth or thirteenth century, so if I choose to worship a big-breasted redheaded Goddess, then I will do so. If you don't want others to throw their faiths in your face, such as I, then don't throw yours around like it's the top king shit, you understand?Quote:
Originally Posted by rldqaz
erm...i think i'd rather burn in hell. kthnx
E-tito:
there is nothing to suggest that consciousness or cognition can outlive the brain any more than heartbeat can outlive the heart.
That sentence was inside out. Cognition can't function without the brain. And a finger can't outlive the hand.
Oct-07-2005 14:10
rldqaz:turn to JESUS or burn in hell
Which way, to my left or to my right?
i think it's to your right wing :DQuote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
i think that's a fake comment. if not fuck off, you're pushing people away and making it harder for people to understand what i talk about when i'm talking about God. as a matter of fact, i don't think you know shit about God, just a book of stories and traditions that alone cannot possibly fulfill you spiritually.
open up your book and read galations 5:6 "For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision has any value. The only thing that counts is faith expressing itself through love" see, all those rituals and practices don't mean half as much as you showing love. and yes i'm sure that was such a fucking loving comment.
Jesus says some crazy violent things too though ;), he contradicts himself over and over like every other character in the bible. I think they were all on mescaline from the sounds of those stories....
call that funky funky
Jesus? Contradict himself? No, it couldn't be!Quote:
Originally Posted by weirdo79
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Originally Posted by Jesus in John 14:27
The guy can't even keep his story straight on whether he's here to bring war or peace. It's really quite amazing the amount of doublethink that's necessary to maintain a belief in the Bible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesus in Matthew 10:34
Anyhow, despite whatever intentions Jesus had if he existed, he surely did succeed in bringing the sword to earth. Countless deaths have ensued as self-righteous Christians have massacred and maimed for 2,000 years in every corner of the globe in the name of their almighty God (as well as the almighty dollar, consistently ignoring the immense difficulty of passing a camel through the eye of a needle). The Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, the genocide against the Native Americans, the Holocaust, and pro-life doctor-murderers have all been significantly motivated by Christians trying to force their religion on everybody by any means necessary. Peaceful religion my aching ass.
If we want to get rid of evil, let's start with the hateful ideologies which plague the real world rather than trying to defeat imaginary demons.
Think not what you think unto others what others would think unto you knowing that you were stoned when you were being quoted!
Huh? Sorry, I'm stoned. :D
I have a question. These scriptures Jesus talks of, are they in the Bible?
erminitontotnto whatever u spell thats not even a word but yes. awesome post.
A few other things about Jesus:
Jesus says that those who have been less fortunate in this life will have it even worse in the life to come. Mark 4:25
Jesus sends the devils into 2000 pigs, causing them to jump off a cliff and be drowned in the sea. Clearly Jesus could have simply sent the devils out, yet he chose instead to place them into pigs and kill them. This is called animal abuse. Mark 5:12-13
Jesus kills a fig tree for not bearing figs, even though it was out of season. Jesus must not be as smart as Christians would have us believe, for he was retarded enough to do something this silly. Youâ??d think the son of god (god incarnate) would know that trees donâ??t bear fruit in dry season. Mark 11:13
Luke 12:47 Jesus okays beating slaves.
But Jesus said, "No, go home to your friends, and tell them the wonderful things the Lord has done for you and how merciful he has been." -Mark 5:19Quote:
Originally Posted by Euphoric
The servant will be severly punished, for though he knew his duty, he refused to do it. -[B]Luke 12:47.
one more
He noticed a fig tree a little way off that was in full leaf, so he went over to see if he could find any figs on it. But there were only leaves because it was too early in the season for fruit. -Mark 11:13
"To those who are open to my teaching, more understanding will be given. But to those who are not listening, even what they have will be taken from them." -Mark 4:25Quote:
Originally Posted by Euphoric
Think not what you think unto others what others would think unto you knowing that you were stoned when you were being quoted! - Chris T. B. 1.2-1,1:1
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Jesus: Turn to me, or burn in hell.
Alejandro: Oh, thanks for the stipulation.
Jesus: Man, don't worry about it. I'm just saying if you don't want to burn with me, go burn with Judas.
yea but in hell there's free marshmellows I'll go to hell for marshmellows and their's always fire to light your bud and bake "brownies" so why wouldn't i go to hell?
You have to give head for marshmellows. I heard they're nuts are hot as hell!!! Worse!
yea well sometimes you have to give a little
My God, prplchknz, you speak...so...primitive!
haha, that's all life is. manipulating others to get what you want, without letting others knowing that they're being manipulated.
So, let me know...am I being manipulated :confused:
no, that was a joke but then i realized it wasn't funny. sucks when you realize that.
Either way, it's funny trying to think inside a purple-chickenhead :D .
yea i keep on meaning to come back and edit, but then i forget and go read some other post
it wasn't funny or creative in the very least, but I was damned surprised that nearly everybody took it seriously at first.
he's on the starboard side!! drop the anchor!!Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
Doesnt Jesus curse the fig tree for not bearing fruit for him? Even though its out of season (im sure the fig tree deserved it though of course ;) ).
I think that's twisted from when Jesus did not choose a fig tree that wasn't ripe. I wrote something about that yesterday, I can't remember where it was, and the Bible is like haystack to me.
do what?Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
As soon as the conversation started, you came in with this:
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Originally Posted by kid rediculous