A sad day for Sharpezor.

Couple of days ago my dad was like

So...I got a question for you

Why is it necessary for you to go in the bathroom at night and turn on the fan and spray fabreez and cover the bottom of the door with a towel?

I froze, physically and mentally. I denied everything but they knew. I just told em that fabreeze could been used for anything and the towel dropped accidentally and i put the fan on to go to the bathroom. They said "ok" but i know they didnt believe me.

i think they know that i know that they know.

and are letting it go this time. I never thought id get cought in a million years, so thos of you who havenâ??t been caught, you will if u keep it up.


It was my own fault because i left the fan on and the towel on the ground and the fabreeze in the bathroom. lol. but i didnâ??t think they'd put the pieces of evidence together. And here i am, caught. Iâ??m never doing it in my house again.

The lesson here: Dont underestimate your parents.

Sucks. And gee, that's reassuring for all the teenage stealth smokers on this forum. :( I agree not to underestimate the rents, though. I've been caught a few times. Just inspires me to be a lot more careful. I have a failproof system, though, and I double check everything. Shit the thing I'm worried about right now is like.. I just took a couple nugs of this bud out to look at those beautiful crystals in better light in the bathroom and you can still smell it in there hours later. I'm so paranoid I wouldn't even bother trying if I had rents going through my shit all the time.

is there any way you could go outside and do it?

lol one time i tried doing it out the window and when i got it lit all the smoke blew in and smelled the basement up. so i put it out and went out behind the shed, after i was done token, i made my way back to the house i noticed the obviouls foot prints LOL, so i tried my best to get rid of them.

i live in the suburbs and its very hard to go outside with out SOMEBOdy seeing you. so im gona have to find a spot somewhere.

Blowing it out a window will work if you get right up next to the screen, and blow the smoke out with some force, but quietly.

The easiest way, though, would be to kill your parents.

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Originally Posted by MediocreToker

The easiest way, though, would be to kill your parents.

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Advice I HIGHLY recommend.

I'm so paranoid I don't even trust cats.

only works if there its colder inside then out.

Clearly you should take the time to walk outside and smoke, as you can see its not worth the chance inless you know for sure its safe.

Buy a vaporizer.... There's a kick-ass $130 one... the Vapolution...

Or go full-sheebang and buy the Volcano for $500...

Vaporizer have very low odors... It isn't true that they're odor-free, but it's undiscernible. I smoke with it inside one of my closed rooms... with the air conditioner and everything. It's sweet.

PLUS: With a vaporizer, you inhale aprox 90% of the bud's THC content... versus burning the bud, where you inhale under 30% of the THC.

HUGE difference.

Enjoy!

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Originally Posted by lateralus

I'm so paranoid I don't even trust cats.

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LMFAO :)

i dont trust cats either actually. i mean i do, but sometimes i think, what if the cat somehow knows how to tell my parents stuff?

turtle: i checked out the Vapolution, looks great adn cheap, but i was wondering if you could explain in a little more detail how it works and whats good about it, thanks alot.

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Originally Posted by turtle420

PLUS: With a vaporizer, you inhale aprox 90% of the bud's THC content... versus burning the bud, where you inhale under 30% of the THC.

HUGE difference.

Enjoy!

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Damd dude are you sure about that?

I have a pretty good sized room, with a ceiling fan. I just turn that on, smoke right near my opened window and blow it directly out. Then I have a hidden can of Oust under my bed I spray at the end.

That's only if I'm too lazy to just walk outside to the side of my house.

dude, why were u smoking in your bathroom?

I live in a dense neighborhood, cant go outside.

dude you shoulda have told him that you have explosive diharrea sometimes at it makes the bathroom smell like a bag of asses.

ohh...what bout a garage?

maybe, but id probably wake them up with the sound of all the doors opening and closing, putting my shoes on and walking around etc..

ill probably have to get a vap. how big is a really small one?

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Originally Posted by Bazooka Tooth

dude you shoulda have told him that you have explosive diharrea sometimes at it makes the bathroom smell like a bag of asses.

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ROTFLMFAO

:D

Dude your parents are going to find out eventually so your screwed anyways, best thing to do is to do it in your room instead or a room they don't go in often

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Originally Posted by nickx760

ohh...what bout a garage?

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Smoked there a few times, my parents know I smoke though, so it's cool

gee sharpezor you did kinda make it obvious! why not just go for a walk with a couple of spliffs? you get red eye sure, but you get FUCKED.

guys, never mind cats, i dont trust jello. dont trust the way it moves....

First of all NEVER smoke inside your house ever there is no fucking reason to.
I don't see what living in the suburbs has to do with anything; it should actually make it easier because people go to bed early in the suburbs. I live in the suburbs and I've never been seen at all. Also if you have a chill place in your backyard you can try that too.

dont under estimate your parents people i use to be all about the stealth, fan, cappin bowls, dryer sheets, axe on hand, hidin shit really good waitin till there aslepp and shit using visine, washing my hands eating gum all that good stuff and inevitably they found out so after they caught me a few times i just said fuck it and i left all my shit out in my room like they didnt even care and then eventually they started not 2

How did they catch you? I wanna know so I can learn from ur mistake.

yea, maybe 1/4 times i smoke in my house i get busted. i smoked 6 bowls, came home 30 mins late.They didnt say anything. So just find a place on your street nice and hidden and you'll be alright.

Times i've gotten caught...
1. Never smoke joints in your room. i dont care if your blowing it out the window and spraying and burnin incense. The burnt paper mixed with weed reeks your whole house!

2. After smoking outside a few times, i always learn to bring a jacket or hoodie to get rid of the smell. The smell gets all over my clothes, and if i come home wearing a hoodie they dont notice. or smoke with a hoodie on, then take it off. But beware they may ask "Why are you wearing a jacket? its not cold out?" But they wont catch on.

3.Do NOT let your friends see your parents. My friends were fucked up one time, i was getting picked up at a friends house and they came running out trippin on shrooms and yellin at my mom.

Thats all i can think of. Good Luck and dont go paranoid!

and about smoking in the bathroom...if you empty ashes or junk in the toilet..REMBER TO DOUBLE AND TRIPLE CHECK THAT YOU FLUSHED IT!...I completely forgot one time...luckily it was night and i told my parents it was juust like leaves and shit from outside that I pulled off my cloths before i showered..and they eventually forgot about it

If you smoke next to the weird hot water heaters in the garage then your parents will just think the heater smells weird