CRAZY FUCKING HOMECOMING

I just had the fuckin craziwst homecoming ever, i went their with about a 1/4, maybe some more, and then i went 2 sum party and fuckin smoked it all. Then as I was on my last joint, this dude that was kool as shit comes up ands sellin shit and hes like "DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN whos got the reefer?" and i just kinda was sitting their and he was like "yo dogg, u seem like ur a pretty cool motherfucker, ight? Well u do white powder? well dont tell no one man bout this, im just gonna give u some man, u no ur cool as shit, here man *breaks out a rock* im gonna hook u up, but i never did this for ya ight? *measures out 1/2g ($25 round here!)* their ya go man sniff that shit motherfucker, ive got the best shit round here ya know, just call me if ya ever need any shit ight? *walks off, i dont even know his name or #*" so i did that shit for the first time in bout a year and got fuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkked up, then fuckin got drunk off my ass, and drove home and just got here at about 3am or so, still wish i got that dudes # im needn a coke/speed/pcp dealer, but o well

thats pretty cool, def should have gotten his number

where do you live? i had my homecoming last night too

I live in Ohio, just south of Dayton, U?

you must have been so fucked up!! Did you throw up from being on all that shit at the same time?

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Originally Posted by jfoster

where do you live? i had my homecoming last night too

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me to, washington

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Originally Posted by jmdogg88

you must have been so fucked up!! Did you throw up from being on all that shit at the same time?

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Ya i was fucked up al right! But no i didnt puke or anything, didnt even have a hangover! dunno how kause i was sooooooo drunk.

Yet you drove, poor poor decision.

ya i was kinda hesitant 2 drive but it was about 1/4 mile away from me house, and i have alot of experience driving fucked up, hell i even took my driving test stoned off my ass!
Still that was a bad decision, but when I drive fucked up, I still feel completely in control...I strongly discourage dui's of any kind, but you must know your body and what your capible of.

Eh, 1/4 mile isn't that bad as long as it isn't Manhattan.

But either way, you know what they say. THe majority of accidents happen near home.

ya, you really have a good point, but again it was 1/4 mile, 3 in the morning, no cars out(saw 1 i think, dont really remember), also i did wear me seatbelt!

WOW ur retarted....the dealer resally didnt know who u were nor did he care if he did...he made u try it so maybe ud come back for more from him....
i used to love to do that to people...like yea imma give u some ----- cause i like you....tada then i have a new customer cause i am sooo nice and cool haha

What's homecoming?

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Originally Posted by lizka4200

WOW ur retarted....the dealer resally didnt know who u were nor did he care if he did...he made u try it so maybe ud come back for more from him....
i used to love to do that to people...like yea imma give u some ----- cause i like you....tada then i have a new customer cause i am sooo nice and cool haha

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Actually I've done coke before (read post), and he asked me if I do it (again read post), its just been like a year since I did it last. Also if he was trying to get me addicted, dont you think he woulda gave me his #? Think about it next time before you call people retarded, and judging by the fact that you cant even spell retarded...well I wont even say anything.

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Originally Posted by TheSanityAssassin

What's homecoming?

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Homecoming's a High School dance thing that happens once a year. I think its a US thing but I dunno.

It happens in nearly every high school in the United States. It's the first real school function of the year and is usually accompanied by a homecoming football game at home and a parade and all that jazz.

Mine's on the 15th, but I have a court date on the 11th. I gotta keep it low key till then.

haha I had a court date the week before my homecoming too.

if he was at the same party as you then if u wanted more ud come up to him and ask him for more...
oo sorry i dont spell check before i post..i guess i should next time

spelling doesn't matter unless people can't figure out what you're trying to say

i rarely need spell check. even though my state is testing me to make sure i know english just because i'm mexican (i'm not lying), i speak/read/write better english than most americans. and don't say anything about the grammar of my posts because i'm just trying to move quickly. anyway...last time i got high at Homecoming (the game, not the dance), i spent a long time keeping my friend calm because his dad one of our school's cops (they call him the bounty hunter because he's just...evil...and he's an exceptional cop). every time a car passed us he went "oh fuck that was my dad! i bet he could smell the weed from his car! i can't go to court *sprays self with 5 squirts of potent cologne*" he used half my goddamn thing of cologne

i live in lake tahoe, california. i did some salvia for my first time(only 5x) like an hour before the dance.

i go to lake tahoe for the 4th every year. you and me should blaze one next time i'm there :D oh yeah i forgot that i made the claim about my reading/writing/speaking ability on state tests i've taken in the past. my test scores are so high one time my jr. high principal came up and asked if i cheated. how was the salvia by the way?

fun.. i didn't trip that much but i satrted laughing my ass of and i lost all depth perception and was jumbling my words. my friend on the other hand, thought he was in a gingerbread house...lol. how old are you penguin? and where do you stay?

i stay in that hampton by ____'s Drugs. well maybe it's a hampton...fuck it it's on the south part of lake tahoe i can't remember the name of the goddamn hotel! well i know the name but not the branch. it's Timber Cove. they're building some time-shares next to it. there's also a dock by it with the Blue Bistro Cafe on it...that's all i can remember right now. oh yeah i'm 15

oh yeah it's accross from Safeway's

cool, i live on the west shore.

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Originally Posted by kr0nicmike

Homecoming's a High School dance thing that happens once a year. I think its a US thing but I dunno.

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we have 2 home coming dances, one for football, and one for basket ball.

we have a small town that comes to watch basket ball/football games. i mean half of our toon is nat the games. so thats like 1000 to 2000 ppls.

ohh yea, in darrington idk about every were else, but the senior partys are always after the dancesand my GF is halle pissed at me, cuz i forgot all about home coming. then i rembered about it like at 11:00 and ours gets done at like 12:00 and so i ended up just riding my bike to town to get a ride to the party, and couldnt find a ride, so me and my homie just went and bought some hash, smoke that, drank 2 6 packs, then he went in and stole some weed from his mom and got high, then ended up having a small house party at his plase when some ppls started stoping at his house.