Stupidest Thing You've Done Stoned...

I just did mine. I toked a bowl to myself of some fire ass mids and then took a shower. I ended up talking myself into shaving my "private regions". Right in the middle of it I instantly sobered up and wondered what the fuck I was doing. Then I started laughing at myself. I finished the job and got out of the shower, then cleaned up the mass amounts of hair (gross). Now it itches like fuck and I have razor burn. Here's Uncle Caruso's advice kiddos, don't shave your nether regions (unless ye be female).

LOL that was clever:rolleyes:


Thanks for the laugh haha, does it burn?:D

Not really, just itchy as fuck.

Fell off my computer chair backwards once, Glad no1 was around 2 c it

Can't remember, lol, don't think i've done anything stupid whilst high.. now drunk is a different matter lol

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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind

Can't remember, lol, don't think i've done anything stupid whilst high.. now drunk is a different matter lol

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thats how i feel,ask me about some vodka and roach pill nights.

to many to mention whilst drunk

Ask me about anti biotics and 7.5% cider:eek: lol

lol yup i dont do much stupid shit when im high... besides make out with this girl i hate... fuck i hate her.

whats up guys

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lol yup i dont do much stupid shit when im high... besides make out with this girl i hate... fuck i hate her.

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How the fuck did that happen? lol

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Originally Posted by Caruso329

I just did mine. I toked a bowl to myself of some fire ass mids and then took a shower. I ended up talking myself into shaving my "private regions". Right in the middle of it I instantly sobered up and wondered what the fuck I was doing. Then I started laughing at myself. I finished the job and got out of the shower, then cleaned up the mass amounts of hair (gross). Now it itches like fuck and I have razor burn. Here's Uncle Caruso's advice kiddos, don't shave your nether regions (unless ye be female).

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get some unscented lotion like lubriderm and it'll take care of the itch and a lot of the razor burn

Lube, lol;)

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hahaha

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Yeah, that's just unlucky Caruso lol

the stupidest thing i've done stoned was on friday. i was leaving a party, and forgetting my weed and going back in, then i left, then realized i left my bowl in there and had to go back and get it, then i left and again, went back in because i lost my shoes.

stoned ass night

Lol sounds great antidrug:D:D


A good night all round!

a good weekend, i was drunk as fuck too....

and the entire weekend (up until yesterday) went the same

well i hate her now. she raped me. in a long term physical yet unpenetrating way.

also i joined this forum, that sure was dumb :p

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well i hate her now. she raped me. in a long term physical yet unpenetrating way.

also i joined this forum, that sure was dumb :p

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i was gonna say that about the forum

nice job getting raped by a chick

Lol antidrug, glad you had fun.
Somebody, that's pretty cool, hope things are cool now

either putting my hand straight into the socket of a 150wt light bulb while the fan was on OR walking through a plate glass door (I didnt know it was shut...)

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Originally Posted by Killa.Kali

either putting my hand straight into the socket of a 150wt light bulb while the fan was on OR walking through a plate glass door (I didnt know it was shut...)

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did you actually walk through the door and make glass shatter everywhere?

i left my glass eye in a toilet after i went to clean up, was high as fuck at the time .. didnt realise it was gone untill i got home lol, went back to find it but it was gone.

/\ lmao, that's a pretty unique story!

^Bounce on gear stick

/\ your turn, bend over....

lmao

gets candle ready...

this one's easy... dove into a 4 foot deep pool and split my head open. :)
ended up getting around 30 stitches... not cool!

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Originally Posted by mvolta

this one's easy... dove into a 4 foot deep pool and split my head open. :)
ended up getting around 30 stitches... not cool!

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fuck dude not good, better luck next time.

Lol i don't even remember if i was stoned or not but it was stupid, funny though. I kept putting icy hot on my nuts hahaha and then after it subsided it would scream 'ONE MORE TIME!!!!' this proceeded for another 6 times till i finally stopped. I lived to tell the tale, so it was worth it.

Icy hot? huh? lol


My post count is the same as the year lol;)

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Lol i don't even remember if i was stoned or not but it was stupid, funny though. I kept putting icy hot on my nuts hahaha and then after it subsided it would scream 'ONE MORE TIME!!!!' this proceeded for another 6 times till i finally stopped. I lived to tell the tale, so it was worth it.

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i hope you were alone...

I still don't get it lol, icy hot? come again..

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Originally Posted by MyAntiDrugIsAmy

did you actually walk through the door and make glass shatter everywhere?

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unfortunatly yes :rolleyes:

Luckily the shards missed my eyes and face but they got my arms pretty good, 200 something stitches if memory serves me right.

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unfortunatly yes :rolleyes:

Luckily the shards missed my eyes and face but they got my arms pretty good, 200 something stitches if memory serves me right.

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That was an eventful night! lol

Stupidest thing I ever did:

Had some chronic, smoked out with a friend with my cat in the room (she was in my lap.) Well I was too stoned to realize it at the time, but apparently when my cat got outside she fell over in the bushes that border our porch. I couldn't find my cat, and a little while later and when I finally found her she was laying on her side under the bushes,,,, dead asleep.

My cat laid there for two days and DIDN'T MOVE. No shit. Stayed in that same spot curled up and sleeping for about two whole days.

This was when I was younger when I was in high school-- my mom freaked out and thought mycat was sick and thats why it was just laying therei day and night just sleeping. I thought she knew that I had got it high and it made me utlra paranoid. I didn't smoke for days.

I would go out there and put food in a bowl I had set near her, and when I'd come back later the food would be gone but my cat would be laying there curled up sleeping. Looked like the only time she woke up was to eat and use the bathroom.

I never smoked with that cat ever again.

Have done many stupid things drunk, and small stupid stuff when high (like shattering an overhead ceiling with a pillow or driving to the store and completely forgetting why the hell I went there only to figure it out right when I'm walking back out emptyhanded like 20 minutes later, and having to go back in.) I did more stupid stuff when I was younger and first started smoking, though.

ahhhh good times, good times.

roll around on the ground laughing my ass off in front a pig

2 stupid things tonight:
1. me and 3 of my friends bought 20 burgers from burger king..... was sooo hungry.....
2. passed out behind a bar and had my shit stolen when I woke up......

oh man. get ready to look at me in shame...once upon a time, a friend and i were at this small get together and we were smoking in the bathroom with this other dude. all was good, until i tried ashing the blunt underneath a running faucet. at the moment it seemed like it would work well if i just hit the ash with the water, but unfortunately all it did was put the blunt out. i was so ashamed in what i had just did, that all i could do was stare at my shoes.
pretty stupid, uh?