Growing under your bed.. wtf

i was talkin to one of the potheads @ my school today about growin n shit, he said u can grow under your bed and have the plant grow on a curve.. this possible? i know you can shape ya plant but is it possible to have it grow just completly outward instead of upwards?

the biggest complication that came to my mind is setting up a light under your bed which wouldnt work i dont think.. and he was sayin wire it up so that the light shuts off when the door opens so if somebody walks in they dont see a bright light commin from under the bed.

what tha fuck

Your friend has never grown in his life... in fact, your friend has never seen a marihuana plant that's alive.

Yes, you can bend them (SoG, LST and SCRoG mainly), but make it grow all the way sideways? No fucking way dude... the plants use gravity... if they didn't I'd be growing weed on my roof!

yeah i thought that idea was fucked up when i 1st heard it, not even sure you can fit the pot unda ya bed haha

does he by chance have bunk beds and doesnt have a bottom bed?.. that would be interesting to do actually... plywood the whole bottom section.. sleep above your pot plants.. lmao

that would be the shit lol

thats the stupidist thing ever herd. Why would you even consider this as true? its complete BS.


haha you know how much one of thos things stink? you'll smell up the whole floor.
and a light where? on the bottom of you bed? You plan to burn in your sleep?

The Bunkbed idea man I'm gonna have to try that shit out!!

And no it wouldn't work..the light would be too close to the bud and would burn the plant...thus causing shit for weed..thus causing nothing...thus causing that your friend is a lying ass mothafucker.

yooooo that bunk bed idea is sick haha

im gonna get my bunk beds back.

i have nowhere to grow. i don't have a closet and i think it's too cold around here to grow in the windowells around my room. y'all feel lucky now

dude..wtf...fuck growing. thats bs. just get a real good friend to tell u where he keeps his plant and steal off his. lyke duh. stupid

The direction that the plant (well the part above the ground) grows is compleatly detirmaned by light, and the Auxins (plant hormones), the plant will grow towards the prim source of light so it is possible to have them grow under your bed by just putting the light to the side.

That doesnt mean it's not a fucking stupid reason for a lot of other reasons :D

stupidoviwnovinasshole

thatss jussst sssilly :rolleyes:

LOL, the bunk bed idea is the shit. haha I gotta try it out.

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Originally Posted by Fan o KmK

dude..wtf...fuck growing. thats bs. just get a real good friend to tell u where he keeps his plant and steal off his. lyke duh. stupid

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Even if you were just joking, I still have two words for you:

Fuck off.

Never steal from a grower, that means less herb for everyone else except for your undiserving self, as well as price increases for everyone.

Be a real friend and ask for some or just buy it!

Yeah i didn't even notice what he typed the first time. The world does not need people like you in it. You should just stop smoking weed, man, your a leach on fucking society.

i think its possible, you can grow bonsai sideways by wireing it that way so i think it could be possable and there are air purifires that can get rid of any smell under your bed and i bet there is a way you could rig your lighting which if you were to put it on a timer could be turned on and off periodicly to cool. so i think its a pritty fucking good ideas you sightless nay sayers. i think that the major factor would be how much space you have under your bed and how confident you are that no one will look there. I am pritty confident that it would work if you put enough effort into it and didnt say its impossible because there may not be an easy to see obveous answer.

i couldnt see getting alot of weed from it, it is definetly possible but this person would have problems with the roots because you want the main root to be long because weed hast root bind. the smell would be overcume by say a carbon scrubber (might be to loud), doing the door open light off thing would be fine, and easy but noticable, wiring system. my analsys he was making shit up as he went along but it could be done if you were that desperate.