just got busted, need some answers

A couple of months ago me and a couple of friends of mine got busted for herb and beer. I went through court and through some miracle everything is chill. But my parents are still drug testing me. Its through this counselor that i have to go to but i think its just like a home test. Its qualitative not quantitative, one where you just dip the thing into the urine sample. Im about 6' and i weigh roughly 140lbs. Does anyone know how long it'll take for the thc to get out of my system before i have to take another test. I miss ganja so bad i have to have it. It doesnt help that i have a couple plants that im about to harvest and i want to roast my homegrown green. Somebody please hook me up with some info. Thanks.

here's a link to the exact test that i have to take every 2 weeks or so: http://www.redwoodbiotech.com/produc...anel-dip.shtml

Every 2 weeks? I doubt you can get it into and out of your body that quick. Your best bet is keeping some clean freeze-dried urine around and mixing up a batch when you need to test.

Get some piss from a pregnant woman, now that would be funny, the look on their faces. Maybe parhaps some dog piss, or piss from a 90yr old woman with athritis & the lot.

well, doesnt the stick just notice if theres that dissolved thc matter in your urate? so like any kind of none brokendown thc urine work? (2 things.. 1: dont blow smoke in your dogs face and 2: use your dogs urine)

Buy a few at home testers from walgreens or elsewhere and test dif shit out and see what you think works the best?

Cranberry Juice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good episode for a silly cartoon
i know its silly but:
someone needs to have a drug test cause they are really silly
so they be silly and they buy someones silly urine, but there silly ass'es doesn't know that it's some silly pregnant lady's pee!!
silly

does cranberry juice really work?

how do i transport someone else's (or my dog's) piss?

just harvested my bud... and it is some sticky shit! :D

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Originally Posted by LegalizeItSLT

how do i transport someone else's (or my dog's) piss?

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the best way to transport it is to put the urine (heated to body temp if applicable) into a condom (CLEAN, RINSED OUT, AND DRY). Knot the open end, tie it to one of your front belt loops and let it hang on the inside of your jeans. Put a large safety pin on the inside hem of your shirt, and use it to poke a hole in the condom (poke a few). Then just squirt out the urine... this method also makes pee bubbles, so it looks authentic.

hope this is helpful.

Travel-size shampoo bottles or a kiddie-size Elmers glue bottle works a whole lot better than condoms or baggies, which are prone to rupture at the most inopportune time. :(
Make sure either type of bottle is thoroughly washed out.

Fish aquarium temp strips or baby forehead sticky temp strips can also be attached to the bottles to monitor sample temperature too. :)

i dont think that'll work.... im a dude, and im not putting anything in my ass

i think it wouldnt work for girl either..i cant see the condom not ripping