Thought up an excuse for growin weed & parents not caring..

i know some people have parents who let them smoke.. some are very against it.. some of yall dont know what their stance is on weed.. but if you wanna grow in ya room or something and if ya know ya parents aint big on weed dont know the different kinds.. when they ask about the pot w/ the stem growin out tell em ya growin.. durbon poisen or something if you know they dont know what the diff types of weed is.. when they ask tell em its just a plant, and if they find out its weed.. tell em your not growing it too sell/smoke tell em your breeding them since ya heard it was a hard ass thing to do and wanted to try it (breeding) tell em its perfectly legal as long as you dont harvest.. the lucky people who do this will have their parents say why not harvest & smoke w/ you haha..

im growing in my closet now n i just told my mom that im breeding she bought it too since she dont know all about weed like that..

dude, that excuse, quite frankly, sucks. You have to have some extremely dumb parents for it to work, and ones who don't know how to use a computer so they can find the laws.
Also, common sense cancels it out: why would the law allow people to breed (My interpretation of breed is to improve something through the process of cencelling genetic stuff out with stronger genes) versions of an illegal plant? It makes no sense.

as i said for people with parents who dont know anybetter, parents gotta be lazy too im sure theres alotta people w/ parents like that

Also, common sense cancels it out: why would the law allow people to breed (My interpretation of breed is to improve something through the process of cencelling genetic stuff out with stronger genes) versions of an illegal plant? It makes no sense.

and as for this.. theres alotta shit the govt. does that dont make sense such as little kids are allowed to smoke cigarettes but cant buy them kinda dumb if you ask me.. were allowed to grow plants that you can produce opium here so if ya parents dont know anybetter than they wont think twice

thats a horrible excuse, parents arent retarded, cmon now

meh guess it is kinda dumb, worked for me so figured ide spread it..

my freiend's excuse was.(him and his brother are growing together) "may as well save our money, we spend so much on weed. its not like not letting us grow will stop us from smoking. and this way we wont have to be out associating with dealers and possibly bad people"

"Yeah mom I'm growing poison ivy in my room!".And if your parent fell for that, kill yourself because you were raised under a couple of idiots.

Say you're growing it and selling it so you can donate the profits to Katrina victims!

sorry my parents aren't mh like your so obviously are.

"No mom, it's okay. The only reason I'm growing marijuana in my closet is because it doesn't grow outdoors and its hard to breed. I didnt even know this plant was illegal!"

Douche bag

unless ur parents are FOB's i dont think this will work much.