condoms

who uses a condom?
i thought this would be interesting to see the answers..cause everyone walks around swearing they are so safe!

I only have one partner now and we have both been tested. We do not use condoms. Previously, I only occasionally used them. They gross me out and really turn me off.

i dont use them with my bf (both got tested)...and sometimes back when id have multiple partners i didnt use it...asshole im retarted..i shouldve..but i dont orgasm with it

Usualy i do, but if its with a gf and she's on the pill i wont.

I really dislike condoms. :( I don't use them but I use this little bullett shaped white thing that I shove in her coochie and has almost the same success rate.

Condoms create anal warts later on in life. I can't remember the last time I used a condom, but I used to be able to open the wrapper and put them on with my left hand.

Remember kids: don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

ALWAYS - especially with you MOM... or MUM if you live inthe UK...

What I meant was I've been sleeping with a girl on birth-control pills for, almost, five years.

WHo's she been sleeping with?

Me, her whole life.

Well, not really her whole life.

yea girls are liars..they cheat...u just dont now sorry to break the bad news to you

My girl isn't a liar, she's amazing, unbelievable, the most responsible, pissing-me-off girl you're gonna find, even coming from a religious area ruled by Jerry Farwell, and she isn't religious, hasn't been to church since I dragged her to my neice's Holy Confirmation. She never tasted the Blood of Christ.

no rubber, no go! thats it! too much nasty shit goin around these days.

hey my party piece is when i snort a rubber up my nose then blow it up, out through my mouth! its kinda hard but it gets BIG laffs! :D :p :D

and you get all the girls like that too right?

hey thanx for the sarcasm lizka. love you too! :p

no im being serious though

well as you prob know, laughter is the key to a womans heart! (most of the time)
and yeah it works pretty good! :D
what do you think of my piece?

i think i would rail you after i saw something so sexy

well thats not really the first reaction i get when i do it!
but hey, maybe ill show you one time! ;) :D

wait............. that wasnt you last night?

yeah it was!
i was th one with the flying rabbits.

i knew it!..your a poser

you got that from flying rabbits??? your good! :D

my mommy told me not to be scared of rabbits

and your mommy is right!
my rabbits are the best.
they fly hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
they fly loooooooow
they leap tall midgets in a single bound! :p
rabbits rabbits rabbits rabbits! :D :D :confused: :D :D

you dont have to tell me i met them

oh yeah! hehe
i gotta get me a rabbit!
on second thought, fuck it. the last rabbit i picked up the fucker bit me!
little bastard!

i told you ...u cant trust them
bunnies on the other hand.................

oh yeah bunnies, cute little bunnies......
with their sharp as fuck teeth!
roadkill targets i say, 100 points a piece! :D

skunks are better targets.

i always wanted to see a skunk, you dont get them here! :mad:
fuck it, the bunnies are on the hitlist! hehe :D

ive seen a lot of skunks...when i used to go to camp when wed sneak out they were always out...and ive hit a few on the way to my little house upstate

hehe. i shall award you 500 points for the execution of each skunk! :D
got any pics of skunks, if you do e mail me them!
skunks hehe :D

no im sorry i never got a chance to stop and make it a kodak moment///haha

ahh well. if you do manage to snap one then send it to me!
remember 500 points a piece!

i got one i got one i got one...
i want my reward

well hello there lizka! enjoying work? hehe :p
just noticed you got me a pic, not been on here in a few days, i was out ma mind all weekend, it was gooooood!
can you send me the pic through my msn icon!
cheers luv! :D