i just fired a friend..

for selling out. she stopped smoking weed because she got with a really preppy dude.



her: You arent a real friend
her: You only loved me because I was a stoner
her: YOU SUCK
deadhivemind: BUT YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO RICH. PLUS THINK OF HOW NOT BORED YOULL BE! NOT BORED!!
her: Im gonna eat your eyeballs
her: YAY!
her: Not bored
her: Woohoo
deadhivemind: YES AND I CONTINUE TO ENTERTAIN OUR FRIENDSHIP ON THE PREMISE THAT YOU WILL RETURN TO YOUR ONCE STONER GLORY
her: Im gonna make lots of good coffee
her: Lmaooo
her: FUCK OFF
deadhivemind: WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID



now taking applications for a new stoner friend. please apply in person during normal bidness hours. :cool:

Can i be you new stoner friend, i don't need an interview, i'm high right now, that more than qualifies me!

She on crack, mate? haha

applicants will be required to: get high, order pizza. give me drugs.

previous experience in throwing tomatoes at non-stoners helpful. will train.

GREAT PAY AND BENIFETS AVAILABLE

MEEE!!!! haha, you not see my posts;) lol, i love to order pizza (once, i forgot my address, got worried and hung up haha) and am high, all the time, and i smoke 1 bowl to get fucked up so i have a lot to share lol!

I want to con you out of millions with insurance fraud, and if you don't pay me reasonably, i'll bust some caps y'know?! haha


Yeah, i would be ace:D

Sweet, me too 3 sheets. Sometimes i almost forget my address sober. :-/

mOst EXCELLENT.

we sell only the finest, durable caps. very difficult to bust these caps, niggaz.

YOUR FIRST DUTY AS MY FRIEND 3 SHEETS IS HUMAN SHEILD

That conversation confussed me *inahles* can i be a stoner friend, I'm high right now *exhales*

Ok, Operation get behind the darkies! haha (it's not racist, people who haven't seen the film, you lose!)

And ok *stands in front of death* <---- wow sounds cool haha

There we go, first duty fulfilled sir!


:D

Dont take him as a stoner friend he copied my cool * mark which says what im doing right now. :D

OUR WEED ARMY IS GROWING

SOON CLOUDS OF WEED WILL SUFFOCATE SMALL TOWNS..AS CHILDREN WOMEN AND NANCYBOYS RUN SCREAMING FROM THEIR COTTAGES IT IS UP TO YOU UP IN SMOKE TO PAWN THEIR SHIT FOR DRUGS

3 SHEETS HAS BEEN PROMOTED TO HARDCORE NIGGA g

lol this thread is fucked up

why did u fired your friend anyway?

Who gives a fuck! I'm a Hardcore Nigga G, yessss:D:D

Ouch.

I don't know dude, you gotta be cool with all kinds of people, regardless of how they feel about ganja. You gotta be better than them by respecting their views, when they might not necessarily respect yours.

^

FAG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Just be lucky you are behind the safety of a computer :D

seems to me a good way to run out of friends, ya have to be open to let people be who they are, not judge them just cause they don't smoke, same as someone dumping you because you do smoke eh?

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Originally Posted by kuulbns

seems to me a good way to run out of friends, ya have to be open to let people be who they are, not judge them just cause they don't smoke, same as someone dumping you because you do smoke eh?

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Si..

I'll get high, order pizza (for me), but am I bollocks giving you my drugs.

it seems like she fired you....

wow, i dont care which friends smoke or not, if the only thing in common with the person was weed then yeah "firing" your "friend" was kind of right, but i like to have more than 1 thing in common with friends, and if they smoke is not at the top of the list of what i want in a friend, if they do its just a bonus

im picky. or you could say "elitist"
you are who you eat. you can manipulate who manipulates you by being selective.

i will accept your drugs now.

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Originally Posted by death of sXe

for selling out. she stopped smoking weed because she got with a really preppy dude.



her: You arent a real friend
her: You only loved me because I was a stoner
her: YOU SUCK
deadhivemind: BUT YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO RICH. PLUS THINK OF HOW NOT BORED YOULL BE! NOT BORED!!
her: Im gonna eat your eyeballs
her: YAY!
her: Not bored
her: Woohoo
deadhivemind: YES AND I CONTINUE TO ENTERTAIN OUR FRIENDSHIP ON THE PREMISE THAT YOU WILL RETURN TO YOUR ONCE STONER GLORY
her: Im gonna make lots of good coffee
her: Lmaooo
her: FUCK OFF
deadhivemind: WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID



now taking applications for a new stoner friend. please apply in person during normal bidness hours. :cool:

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thats the gayest shit i have ever read. besides "wethering heights".

Death.....your europhic(sp)?

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Originally Posted by StarcommanderX

thats the gayest shit i have ever read. besides "wethering heights".

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YOURE FIRED TOO.

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Originally Posted by death of sXe

YOURE FIRED TOO.

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haha, yes ignore me.....:D

ok donald.

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Originally Posted by StarcommanderX

ok donald.

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security!

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Originally Posted by death of sXe

security!

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baha i win again.

you guys......lol

i suck as a friend but i am a wicked stoner..w00t.........lol

(hi pengies)

ick..
:p

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Originally Posted by death of sXe

applicants will be required to: get high, order pizza. give me drugs.

previous experience in throwing tomatoes at non-stoners helpful. will train.

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employers will be required to: meet while they're up there, stop making me order the pizza, and I've cut lawns for herb, before, so I'm sure I'll do anything for a session.

I do have experience at throwing snowballs on a 55-MPH road (that's now 45) and eggs at pre-stoners. will learn.

We're already friends.

**big gay hug**

Awwwwww...

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Originally Posted by Funkamander

^

FAG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Best post ever. +£millions

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Originally Posted by ickystkyme

you guys......lol

i suck as a friend but i am a wicked stoner..w00t.........lol

(hi pengies)

ick..
:p

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Hey ick, how ya been??

ick is good and adjusting to her new life in canada..so good to see you (hi to sasha...)

:D

I think he/she stole that from err Donald trump?

So did anyone else notice how that conversation made no sense?

Donald trump stole that from Vince Mcmahon. Ha i loved the bit about being an eliteist, boy howdy did i chortle till the cows came home. I'm so high lol, i'll be ur friend and i'd definately share a bowl/joint/enlightenment adhancer with u anyday.

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

We're already friends.

**big gay hug**

Awwwwww...

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a regular hug would of been just fine ya know..


i will have to think of some assignments for stonedpenguin, ghosttoker, ickystickY and reefer rouge.

perhaps this bottle of tussin holds within its liquidy insides the answers i seek.
i will return, bubbled up and ready to spout off insane orders STAT

What's tussin?