BaCk fRom the Dead..

Just as a beautiful hummingbird hatches from its coccoon, so too have i gone through a transformation..
Known by stoners far and wide as "Euphoric" at first, suddenly that screen name reached a terrible, violent end as i switched to this one.
For reasons yet to be explained by modern science, I no longer wanted to be associated with my old, retarded posts.
My new costume shall serve as a beacon of hope for all who suffer from being retards.

:cool:

tip: Welcoming me will bring vast rewards to you in the Afterlife.

Welcome.

Ya, that Euphoric was kind of a loser... I'm lucky he can't see this post or i'd be in trouble! Har Har Har!

:)

:(

Lemme start again.

Welcome. :)

mm hmm.

*puts a check mark on his notepad*

72 virgins for you.

Is that a punishment or a reward?

Because i'll take them either way.... pun intended.

:p welcome.... back

happy hanika

o, i didnt kno u were euphoric.

welcome to the forum, dickbutt

ive decided to change the reward of 72 virgins to a horrible death of being eaten by ants.
just thought i'd let you know.

That makes me go soft in my pants. :(

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

That makes me go in my pants. :(

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um.. :eek:

well maybe there can be some kind of compromise..something including both virgins and hungry ants. :D

How about virgin ants? Or virgins that can carry 40 times their own bodyweight in leaves?

hhhhhhhhhhhhahahaha o shit..

good one ghost

Welcome.

PS Since you're new, I'll offer you this advice, no, you can't drink the bongwater, don't piss off Del, all the cool new kids send the Cafe Members joints, and Ghostoker's a whore.
















Not that kind of a whore.

You love me. :)

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

Welcome.

PS Since you're new, I'll offer you this advice, no, you can't drink the piss off Del, all the cool new kids send the Cafe Members bongwater, and Ghostoker's a joint.
















That kind of a whore.

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i will keep these tips in mind. thanks MjM ;)

its good to start over...

For a second after I read that, I thought, "Did I write that?"