cybersex gone wrong

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.





bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.




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I wasn't expecting it to be that funny. Soon after I found myself with Cherry Coke all over my shirt...damnit. I never have understood how people become so infatuated by this cyber-sex trend. Oh well, thanks for the laugh.

Roflmao Thats some funny shit right there.

that is extremely funny...

if only i could find a rhino to charge me...

What the fuck!!?? LOL :eek:

hahahaha that was too good

Hehe, that's funny.. I like the first one a bit better..

OMG THAT WEB SITE WAS AWESOME!!!!!! THANKS FOR THAT LINK!!!! HHHHHHHHAHA GODDAMN FUNNY :):)

funny shit , i sometimes do that kind of shit ... its funny

LOL!!! dam im still laughing

0ne of the best links ever

hahahahahahahahaha :D

hahaha thats some insane shit!
that bllodninja is a loon!

what chatroom was that from. anyone know?

i saw another thing similiar to that.....haha those things always make me laugh....alot

Oh god... I am laughing so hard I have a headache. LMAO... Those are great!

haha cyber sex is so gay..hahaha

bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm. AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OMG!!! THAT SHIT IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS whered you find that shit???

i love when she says "cmon be serious"

The only reason I didn't laugh at that was because I was ashamed it was not me who was messing with that internet prostitute.

ROFL

TOASTS IN YOUR ASS

HAHAHHAHA