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yes, u can put funny pics 2
i will eat something brb
i was drinking with a couple freinds and one of them was so drunk he couldn't drive. My girl was like "he's not sleeping here" (he was a weirdo) so being summer we decided to put him in his car. literaly dragged him accrost the street and put him in the back, when we shut the door and it slammed off his head HARD. he just went "uhhh" and went back to sleep. i felt bad cause he didn't have a pillow, so i gave him one in a sleeping bag cover (incase he puked). he woke up removed the pillow and puked all over it. then tried to return it to the house, i was at work and my girl threw it at him and told him to get it cleaned or buy us a new pillow (bitch!).
one day a man walked into a bar .. the weird thing was that this guy had a carrot in his ear?? hummm anyway he walked to the bar and ordered a drink, the bartender saw that this guy had a carrot in his ear but was to scared to ask why, so he got his drink ... drank it and left, the next day the guy did the same thing ... came into the bar and ordered the same drink and the bartender saw this again, ... he thought man this guy is crazy, he has a carrot in his ear but still he didnt say anything, ok the very next day the guy came in again, with a carrott in his ear, this time the bartender had, had enough once the guy ordered his drink the bartender asks... sir why do you have a carrot in your ear .... ...... . .... the guy looks up from the table and sees the man looking at him and the customer says... im sorry i cant hear you i got a carrot in my ear
once when me and about 20 people were having a field party we all got reeeally trashed...well we had a bonfire, and ya know when you get drunk people theres always stupid shit goin on. well a friend of mine was runnin around with no shirt on, so we talked him into "fire dancing" hahaha....well nothing bad occured from that...but then we strapped a bike helmet on him, and started bashing sticks onto his head....and then, anoither drunk friend grabbed a big fuckin log from the fire and bashed the shirtless kid over the head...and all the hot embers fell off the log and STUCK to his back...and he threw up his hands and started runnin around screamin, god damn it was funny. we were all yelling at him to "stop drop and roll" haqhahahaha. good times, good times.
lol ha is that funny enough
whoa 3 posts at the same time nice guys
I dunno.?.
i used to drive a cab, and this guy waddles out of a bar and gets in. asks me to take him to cambridge (60$) he gives me 65$ COOL. so we leave, the whole time he's in the back talking to himself." getta goo bee shure the baby yea the baby" i thought he was talking to me, he kept saying "hush up now" we got lost cause he was a crackhead. i left him at some cvs nowhere near where he wanted to go. he went in to piss and i just took off.
dot dot dot :)
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for
several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed
up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some
apple and peach trees. The pond was ideal for
swimming, although he rarely did that anymore.
One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He
grabbed a five gallon bucket with which to bring back
some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he
saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out
until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch
you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the
pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here
to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some
tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this,
yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of
cigarettes,
and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
more pictures.. don't ask... :)