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I was finally caught, today, by my dad.
He told me to dispose of all of the weed by the time he came he back (they went out to go eat).
I hid it.
Oh, and this part is beyond rad- he asked me where my stash was and I said that I didn't have one. I actually wasn't lying, I ran out last week and my dealer can't do anything till monday.
Way to go. If you had actually disposed of the weed i would of been disappointed. But see, youre making me proud.
TOKE ON BROTHER
atta boy, when i first got busted my dad was looking for my "watch" he was looking under my bed but he didnt believe me aparently,
yeah, my dad was looking for paper in my cd drawer, when he found it, lmao.
You're lucky he didn't throw you in the penitentuary (personal or public).
yeah, I know. I'm lucky that he didn't tell the rest of my family, as well.
But the news is really slowly starting to break out.
I told my sister (she's cool with the weed, I smoke with her all the time), and she called him from work and talked to him for like 10 minutes.
Chances are, he's telling my step-mom right now.
Oh, god. I remember my first bust. My dad knew I was a toker, but he never saw me or my weed. Finally, when I thought he was asleep I toked on my back porch.
Dad: (opens door) You're kidding me. You're going to be that FUCKING obvious?
Me: ... ... ... ... Yeah.
I usually smoke in my room, so, I'm pretty sure my dad knew that I smoked weed before he caught me.
How could he not know when I had my fan on full blast and my windows completely open in my room nearly every single day?
A side note- "You must smoke the peace pipe. And do it peacefully. Or we'll KILL you."
is now the funniest thing I've ever read ever.
i cant remember the first time i got busted. my moms first heard i tried a hit in 6th grade, and then in 8th grade i strated smokin alot dunno if she noticed but as long as i dont smoke during school or whatever shes ok with that.
lmao.. check this out.. -
I had just started smoking and I was used to blazing outside with friends or whatever, and I'd then bring my weed home with me or whatever.. and at first I'd hit it and crack the window and blow it out.. after like the 3rd time of that I pretty much decided to say fuck it, and so right here in the living room at the computer area, i was just blazing the fuck out of my bowl and its hot boxed in here like 1am got school the next day.. she opens her door and comes into the kitchen (which is connected to the living room) and well she looks at me and says.. "o.o are you smoking marijuana?" i looked at her.. and i nodded my head.. and i was like.. "Yup.. sure am" lmfao.. it was hilarious then she paused.. and was like.. "uh.. well... you need to go to bed.. theres school in the morning <.<;;" lol!! and ever since then me and about 3 or 4 homies a day just come in and blaze in my house.. shit i even had my mom smoking for awhile..
lmao its funny me and my friends dont even look at weed as illegal.. its like a regular thing
Dude I went home this friday to just visit my rents they live in the suburbs of chicago. anyway I lesve my bag by the door, and forget that i have a picture of me and my friends eating weed brownies, and one of me smoking a huge joint a the dmb bonnaroo concert. Well when I go to get my cd out of my car i got to put it in the pocket of my bag were the pictures were. I see a 20 dollar bill over the pictures, that wasn'et there before. So I think my mom now knows or suspects that i smoke.
^either that or she wants u to buy her some lolol
Just remember who was the first one to spread the word!!! :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by maskedpantsman
I bet I would've died laughing if I was there. Definitely, by the third 'dot'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkamander
my mom found my pipe, asked how much i toked then gave it back and was like as long as your dad doesn't find out and as long as it doesn't get out of hand, and handed it back to me. she's also fine with me drinking as long as i don't drive or do something stupid to land myself in jail. Now with crack and heroin and meth I'm pretty sure I'd be in rehab or huge trouble either way.
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Originally Posted by DjSkizzle
man i was really high and my mom told me she wanted to talk to me in my room. cause i light up backn the woods and in our sheds all the time. anyway she called me up to my room and was like "how long have you been smoking pot?" and then i was like i don't know. and then like she didn't seem that mad then i was high another day and she was like do you have that tsuff in this house right now and then she was like i want it gone. but i still have it and i smoke outide all the time