your mamas so fat she put on a yellow jumpsuit when she bent over 3 peeps jumped in a thought it was a taxi cab
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your mamas so fat she put on a yellow jumpsuit when she bent over 3 peeps jumped in a thought it was a taxi cab
your mams that fat you have to oil the bath so she can get in it
Yo' mama so fat,
everytime she wears her x-files t-shirt a helicopter lands on her :D
lmao haha good one neil
is so slutty she is known as Homecoming Disease :p that was bad i am gonna go to hell for that. Ammie your bringing out the child in me ;)
i got more>>>>>>>
y0 mama.... is so fat she wakes up in sections!
y0 mama ... is so fat, She can lay down and stand up, and her height doesn't change!
your momma is so fat to fuck her u gotta roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
your momma is so fat even blooglesheimens wont fuck her
lmfao......:p
yo mamas so fat when she sits around the house...she sits AROUND the house... :p
yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out... :eek:
yo mamas so ugly...we had to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her... :o
lmfao haha love u guys
and lola ill bring more then that out in ya haha :P
your mamas so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck
your mamas so fat her belt size is equarter
your mamas so fat they thought her blood type was rocky road hahaha:P
lmao your mamas so fat she walked in the kitchen the skillets started gigglein hahahaha
LMFAO OK DAMMIT U WANT MORE SHIT HERE U g0:/
y0 mama is so.... fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
y0 mama is so.... ugly zookeepers said thanks for bringin' the bitch back!
y0 mama is so.... fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
y0 mama is so.... fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
ok i am done.....:p
lmao hahahhahahahahaha omfg my ribs hurt lol
omfg lola,,,
thats some funny shit :D
i'll get some more for ya'll... cant think right now
not in the state off mind... :p
if ya know what i mean...
peace :cool:
your mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it.
your mamas so fat that when she walks backwards she makes a beeping noise.
your mamas so fat you have to strap a "wide Load" sign on her ass when she walks down the street.
your mama is so fat she has to use the pacific ocean to have a bath
Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levi's?
Yo mama's so stupid, when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.
Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
ok this isnt a ya mama joke but i thought i would make ya'll laugh cuz i laughed my ass off last night tellin jokes...
***why do queers wear ribbed condoms??? more traction in the mud...***
lmafo............hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hey lola...the dude travis (spud) i was talkin bout...he told me that one
i get some more from him...
peace :cool:
Yo momas so fat her belt is the size of the equator
ooooo the Nutty proffesor was funny lol
heres two for ya but there kinda long so...
it was thanksgiving and this lil boy was walkin through his house...
he walked past the bathroom and his dad was shaving and he heard shit...
he said whats shit mean...oh its abother word for shaving cream...oh ok
so he walked to his lil brothers room and he was playin with some toys and he hears dick...he said whats dick mean...he said oh its another word for toys...oh ok
so he walks to his sisters room and hears tits buns tits buns...he said whats tits and buns mean...its another word for hats and coats...oh ok
so he walks to the living room and his mom is fighting with someone and he hears bitch bastard bitch bastard..he said whats that mean...oh its another word for people who come over for thanksgiving dinner...
so he walks in the kitchen and hears fuck...
he said whats fuck mean...oh its another word for spicing the turkey
so the door bell rang...he answered it...
hello bitch and bastard may i take your tits and buns...
dads upstairs smearing shit all over his face, my brothers in his room playin with his dick and moms in the kitchen fuckin the turkey..... :D
ok heres another good one...
there was this family and they were to poor to buy food so this
old man went and shot them a squirrel that still had the bb's in it...
they ate and the lil girls went upstairs to bed and the lil boy went outside...
one lil girl came downstairs and said...
mommy mommy i peed a bb...
the other lil girl came down and said mommy mommy i peed a bb...
the lil boy came in and said mommy mommy...
let me guess you peed a bb...no i was jackin off in the back yard and shot the dog.....
lmao
smoke on
peace :cool:
Your mommas so fat that in order to weigh her, they have to put her in an
ambulance, bring her to a truck weigh station, then weigh the ambulance with your momma in it, and then subtract the gross vehicle weight of the ambulance and subtract it from the difference and thats how they get her weight.... :rolleyes:
Or they can bring her to the zoo and weigh your momma on one of those scales that they weigh polar bears and elephants on, and they can get her weight that way... :D
1. Yo mama so ugly even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her.
2. Yo mama so fat I ran around her and got lost.
3. Yo mama is like a bowling ball. She gets fingered, rolled, and comes back for more.
4. Yo mama is like a carpenter's dream... flat as a board and easy to nail.
5. Yo mama is so fat that the police dogs stop her for having 10 pounds of crack.
6. Yo mama is so stupid if she spoke her mind she'd be speechless.
7. Yo mama so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
8. Yo mama is so hairy when she went to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.
9. Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her ass then her face and said Simese Twins.
10. Yo mama so fat when God said Let there be light he told her to move her fat ass out the way
11. Yo mama so hunchedbacked she got to look up to tie her shoes.
Your Momma is so fat when she takes a shower her feet dont get wet :D
yo mama so fukin fat, each ass cheek has its own zip code
Your mama's so fat she freebases ham.
Your mama's teeth so yellow she spits butter.
If I wanted a comeback I'd wipe it off your mama's chin.
your momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless telephone
your momma so dumb she forgot how to make ice
your momma so ugly i wouldnt fuck her with your dick
your momma is like home depot .05 a screw
heres joke bout fags
two fags screwing got no vasoline so one says to the other
ill go get some when he comes back the whole room is
covered in vasoline he says wtf happened other one
says i farted
i love old threads :D
Yo Mama's house so small, I put my key in the keyhole and stabbed everyone inside.
your mommas so fat she went sky diving and got stuck in the sky"
How do you fuck your mom?
search through her rolls untill you find one that smells like shit and go one back.
ur mommas so fat everytime she turns round its her birthday...............
your mamas so fat you would have to refuel to drive round her
your mamas so fat you need GPS to find all her bits
so many didnt wanna read them....ill post some thou
your momma so fat.......she plays pool wih the planets
your momma so fat.......she went outside in a yellow dress and the sun got jealous
your momma so stupid.........she got locked in a grocery store and starved
your momma so fat.......it effects her self esteem
YOUR MOMMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE TAKES A SHOWER HER FEET DONT GET WET
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Originally Posted by Lulu
im laughing so hard ive got tears running down my face....that shit is funny, and i am fucking bakedddd. that shit is hilarioussss.
your mams that fat that they had to phone nassa in to orbit her