whats some stupid shit youve done when your high (this should be good)
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whats some stupid shit youve done when your high (this should be good)
ok ok so once when i was blazed i was layin in my bed and my brothers bed is right next to mine and like we were just chillin then i saw this like rubber liek book that you keep like trading cards in and i was like hey i wonder if i can melt it wit ha lighter and so i tried to burn it and it was laying flat on a table next to my bed so like whne i tried the flame burnt upward and burnt the shit outtve me and so my bodies natural reaction was to throw the lighter so i did and nailed my bro right in the head and he looked at me and ws liek.......w.....t.......f .............and like i dunno we laughed for like 10 minutes....so i dunno......tahts my story for now
Man, EVERYTIME i smoke i do the dumbesst shit. MY friends always thin ki wake it, but i dont its really how i am when im fucked. the other day i was just running around being dumb, i kicked a tree cuz it looked like paper, and i did a really bad impression of scarface, but it sounded aweme to me. I was like to this other kid, "my name is gero and dont you foget it, then i made a gun of my hand and was like pow...yeah i have some ohter othenes but i need to do homewok
I jumped off a 20 ft roof once, then there was the time I assaulted five muggers with a switchblade while mumbling about delicious blood.
One day, I will die from something painfully ordinary. Like choking.
hahaha lol
I have a really bad habit of making calls on my cell phone and then forgetting who I was calling so when they pick up my words get all mixed up and I stutter and shit lol its fuckin annoying but funny at the same time :D IMO the funniest habit or stupid thing that anyone does on weed comes from my friend larry, when he gets baked he cant hold a single thought for more than a minute ROFL!!! I kid you not this guy would sound something like this if we didnt help him out;
Hey man watsup with a smoke? cuz you know I holy shit dude check this out a butterfly just landed on my bongs are ok but Id rather have a joint anyday does your mom have any money man? we should be re-upin' right about now im gonna go take a shit dont leave while im on the pot is great dont you think?
ok u know that thing where you draw eyes on ur chin and lay with your head upside down, it looks like you have another face, and yeah me and some friends did that,never got old
lol omg killa that shit is funny as hell lol i would love to be there and see that i would laugh the entire time that would be so fun to watch
so my friend Ben, he's a red head, goes up to this lady at star bucks and asks if they sell a dollar hot choclate. she looks at him. he's like yeah, like, a dollars worth of hotchocalte (then he makes some hand gesstures) "u know, in a tiny cup? just a buck worth, alli got is a buck". he's sorta mumbling this. now we have been going to that starbucks for months just asking for free water, every single time high as kites. those poeple have to know whats up by now. uknow, maybe not the funniest shit but u had to c him, his red hair, his fucking red eyes, his stupor, asking for a dollar fucking hot chocolate. the high fucker.
Definately playing with a potato cannon in a church parking lot at 2 am. We didn't shoot potatoes.. we shot coke cans filled with concrete. In retrospect.. that was a really dumbass idea, and I'm suprised that someone didn't get hurt and that we didn't get the cops called on us. Crazy kids.
Dumbest shit I ever did, sleep with a girl with no rubber.. DUMB DUMB DUMB.. she ended up pregnant, and was gonna STALK me for like 18 Years.. I was so fucked, I was so pissed at myself.. I missed 2 days of work I was so FUCKED... I said fuck it, and decided I was gonna man up and I said I will do what I have to do.. Diapers, whatever the whole shit... If I was gonna be a daddy then I was gonna be a man about it... 5 months into she had a mis-carriage.. I would never wish that on anyone, but man did I SMOKE a big blunt that night.. and I have not been RAW since, and that was 3 years ago..
one time i smoked laced weed, which was my fault but i had no idea it was laced lol. sorta had coke on my weed case and the bud absorbed the coke and long story short i got really fucked up with my best friend and girlfriend
heres the dumb shit
i was looking in my wallet for money and i found like 60 dollars, took it out, counted it, put it back, put my wallet in my pocket and repeated this process 2 more times lol
my gf just looked at me and said "your fuckin tripping me out so bad :)"
yea ive done way stupider crap just i cant remember jack shit anymore lol
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OH shit thats funny...roflmao..Quote:
Originally Posted by Killa.Kali
the dumbest thing i did was definately when me and my friend used to toke up in this house where no one lived and was being fixed up...well there was no electricity so we had to get candles so we could see, after awhile it got kind of boring so 1 night i got this car jumper, and it has a plug like a car lighter thing, where u can plug things in, so i got my portable dvd player and brought all this shit down in a book bag, sneek in through a window and toke up, start watchin movies, and i start getting this gut feeling like we should leave by i was high so i was like fuck it, but my friend was like "dude we need to leave" i was like "ok" packed the dvd player up and the dvd's and headed out the window, he went first, half way out the window a car pulls into the driveway, i freaked out,dropped the car jumper/charger thingy (50+ dollars) and ran to the back opened a window jumped out and ran, i got to the next street and realized my friend was no where to be seen, i went up the street and still couldnt find my friend. i dropped my shit off at my house, looked down the ally next to the house we were just at and there were fucking cops there, i freaked out and ran to my friends house...he wasnt there, i thought he got arrested, i paced back and forth for like 10 minutes and then a police copter flew over head with its spotlight on, not on me but in the general area, so i hid behind my friends garage, then the copter leaves and i see my friend strolling up the street like nothing had happened smiling like a stoned idiot, i was like "dude i thought u got arrested" he was like "naaah man i hid in a bush and enjoyed my high" i was like "you fucker" and he just laughs, i was like "dude there were cops down there and he was like "o shit lets go inside" so we go in his basement and then i realize i lost my hat, i was so fucking pissed...anyways we go back the next day, and i see my hat sitting on top of a sleeping bag, i was like "hell yeah these people gave me my hat back"
haha that was long, yeah definately the dumbest thing ive done, but hey at least i got my hat back
my freinds need to start smokeing,i never get to do stupid shit :(
1 time i was hiiiggghh and i was like "man this is nice but maybe we outta do somethin else like some weed"
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stupidest shit ive ever done whilst stoned would have to be when me and 2 of my buddies got busted by the pigs with his $120 brand new hookah and an eigth im still trying to get that monkey off my back the cops were overly retarded to me because i was a minor and they were like "were going to try and get you some help because your obviously very stupid because you were with people 4 and 5 years older than you and were going to make sure you never have the freedom to do it again" so yeah shitty times but i still party with those 1 of those 2 guys every weekend, as for the other friend he got kicked out of his house and could be dead for all i know
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