Everyday. Coffee/Cigarette/Excrement. Sometimes in a seperate order. What are some other morning routines?
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Everyday. Coffee/Cigarette/Excrement. Sometimes in a seperate order. What are some other morning routines?
Shower, S---, and Shave, LOL!
Wake N' Bake
For me it's 1) shower, 2) tea, 3) ciggie. Usually in that order. If I have weed and nothing to get up for than it's 1) bowl....
some of my favorites are:
Joint, Blunt, Bowl
Shit Shave Shower (In that order, always.)
and my most popular:
Notice time, get ready very fast, get to school late
I usually wake up, throw on some music for about 1 song, then go strait for the coffee. however, when I have the house to myself, there's nothing quite so relaxing as a wake and bake. it's different from regular stoning sessions, I really feel great and alive when I do it.
Do you people really shit every day? I shit maybe two or three times a week.
Me, I don't get myself stuck into routines. Routine bores me.
Alarm clock go's off @6:45am, snooze button, drag myself outta bed, get my work cloths on and off to work I go.
I shower, shave, brush teeth. before bed so basicly in the morning all I have to do is fix my hair. :)
Wow, dude ^, I've always been taught before AND after bed. Brushing your teeth.
after too I jest did'ent put it inQuote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
<<<1) get up 2)shower 3)teeth 4)joint![/
Get up open window spray deaodarant, make bed, get a milky sugary tar like coffee and pull out the ol' bong. Sometimes they're will be a macaroni pie waiting for me :)
whats a macaroni pie ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirno Sctlnd
my day starts anytime i wake up be it midnite,or noon
i have a pepsi while rolling a jiont and smoking a cig
then i start my day off and eat a meal if i can.
if no weed,its a pepsi ,a cig ,and a pian killer.
ps.
willie is in october high times,finally
Wake
splash water on my face/brush teeth
throw on shorts and trainers,
call the dogs,
go running,
back â?? turn on computer/music
make coffee
chill for a bit
chat online
wake kids and get them out to schoolâ?¦.
When they gone I shower and dress - Wah La > my morning :)
Probably, the same as an elbow macaroni pie.Quote:
Originally Posted by NowhereMan
if im off work it goes like this...
wake up, smoke j, munch, back to sleep, wake up smoke j, munch, back to sleep, wake up smoke j, back to sleep.....ect ect. :D :D :D
:D lol :D
A pie filled with macaroni, but never a big pie always a hand sized pie. It's a scotish thing, they chuck everything in a pie mash potatoe, lasagne, curry etc.
Wake up,toilet bizness,joint,fruit smoothie(hooked on these @ the mo),work out if im not 2 buzzed,put tunes on while in shower,brush teeth,roll joint smoke outside in bath towel....get changed.
Donald Trump says you can get five pies for five dollars at Domino's.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mirno Sctlnd
i also luv the hairy pie. hehe ;) :D
get up have a ciggie , get my daughter up , wash, then breakfast then off to school with my daughter.
WHERES THE WANKS LMAO????/
Funny, No one says they're waking up and jerking off.Quote:
Originally Posted by robert42
Late night sex usually derails thoughts of wanking.
Morning routine, depends if I have to work or not.
If I have to work, I wake up, go to work, sober, as I hate going to work stoned, finish the days work, then come home and light up as soon as I sit my ass down.
If I don't have to work though, I wake up, yawn, piss, smoke a bowl, brush my teeth, eat, watch some Springer or something and laugh for awhile, then I start my day...whatever that is. Could be listening to music, mountain biking, reading a High Times mag, bug my cat, bug my roomate :D, or discuss philosophy with this old timer/smoker I hang with. Old people have such cool tales of shit back in the day. The $15 ounce to drinking tequila sunrises while driving down the road in the desert.
drag my ass out of bed,wake and bake, shower, teeth, hair, lots of freakin hair, get dressed and get coffee, a very big coffee, then I see whats new and unusual here while doing a few dugouts to refresh the buzz I lost in the shower. and on and on and on......
on a normal school day: shower,eat,drink 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 shots of tequilia, brush, go to school, stumble around. im outta weed by the way... which is why i'm not gettin high instead.
school day: wake up at 630, go for a run for about half an hour, shower, shave, get dressed, eat, teeth, walk to school
weekend: sleep in till noon or so, wake up, cook a big breakfast, lounge around, then depending on what im doing later on in the day ill shower or do nothing.
Who do I have to kill to get a macaroni pie......
Quote:
Originally Posted by ermitonto
it's good to shit atleast once a day or constipation may occur.
my routine varies. sometimes (once a week) i'll wake up, masturbate, piss and smoke a cigarette or just wake up and skip the masturbating.
i found myself masturbating out of boredom the other day. it made me think of the boards and how that one dude said he masturbated out of boredom, then i slit my wrists...not really.
Ahh, I forgot to mention my cat licking me on the arm, every morning.