Outrage Over 'Smack The Pingu'

Smack The Pingu Causes Upset With Wildlife Preservationalists

The Chairman of the World Wildlife Foundation (WWF) made a public announcement to various press officials this morning, seeking public support to get the fast spreading internet game Smack The Pingu banned and a lawsuit filed against the producers of the game.

In her press appearance she quoted the game as "a violent, blood thirsty, sick-minded excuse for entertainment" and continued to say that the game was "a reflection of the warped sense of humour of the younger generations of our time".

The game consists of a small penguin falling out of a shute, and being hit with a club held by a yeti. The aim of the game is to hit the penguin as far as possible. The follow up to the Smack the Pingu game is much the same, except the yeti's club is covered nails or spikes, and the penguin lands on mines to propel it further.

Her outrage follows reports that the game Smack The Pingu has become so popular that it is no longer just a computer game, and is rapidly becoming a recognized, if not highly illegal, sport. Of course penguins are not rapidly available, but this has not stopped the growing popularity of the blood thirsty passtime.

For instance, various animal shelters across Great Britain have received curious and alarming phone calls soon after the release of the game. One concerned citizen claimed she "heard some kind of animal, maybe a cat, screeching as if it was falling or being strangled" she then heard a "dull thudding noise" followed by a male voice shouting "733!!! That's the furthest yet!".

In France there have even been reports of Smack The Frog being played by children in school playgrounds. Tourists through the Sahara Dessert were invited to play a game of Smack The Rock. Presumably this is due to the lack of animals, and the abundance of rocks. After the release of the box office hit, Finding Nemo (Pixar) pet-stores around the world have noticed a substantial rise in the number of small fishs purchased. This rise in fish sales exactly coincides the huge rise in the number of baseball bats bought from sports equipment stores, and we have to admit, this may be more than just coincidence. Also, a source has informed me that Smack The Sheep has been attempted in Wales, but wasn't as succesful as the other versions of the game.

So please, the next time you go to play Smack The Pingu, consider the poor helpess fish, cats, mice, dogs, rabbits, guinea pigs, and rocks that may lose their lives because of this seemingly harmless fun. Thank you.

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-GHoSToKeR-

Highly thought provoking article Ghostoker. I believe in Wales the game of Shag The Sheep is more popular. ;)

peace :)

hahahah hvyfuel....




Shag the sheep sounds intresting:)

hahaha

lmfao hvy fuel..

let us take a small chronic break and remember all the sheep who have suffered due to Shag The Sheep

by the way hvy fuel u do know i made that shit up right? it wasnt a real article... lmao ;)

i think i have WAY too much too on my hands.......
lol

-GHoSToKeR-

Made-up story or not when i was a kid much of these types of goings-on had real substance, and I am very sorryful and grieved at the thought that the world may not have changed in all these years but maybe for the worse. Furthermore, I, myself and me fully understand the dreaded evil and wicked instincts that can lay hold on a young person such as myself once was (especially regarding that of the male gender) in that i was once a real life partaker in such dastardly deeds for which I also paid very dearly and continue to till this very day. Also, sad to say, much, if not all of my suffering may be due in large part to being implanted with some sort of a "concience", which it seems may have had something to do with the ingestion of illegal drugs (didn't know they was illegal at the time though) and not to mention that most of my brain cells had already been fried through the inhalation of Toulene, which is, as many of you know, a prime ingredient in Testors model cement (another redneck hobby of mine). It seems shortly after my discovery of the joy and bliss that MJ was able to induce in me I up and sold my 10 gauge pump shotgun in order to purchase a dime bag of this dreadful substance. I mean little was i to know i was slowly being stripped of all that was deemed Sacred and Holy regarding the institution of manhood and Patriarchial dominance. Why, shit the bed Fred, they may as well just up and castrated me right then and there. Before it was over I up and turned into one of them damn maggot infested peace pansies. Somebody help me! Please! And for God's sake!, "Mothers", whatever you do don't let your son's grow up playing with Barbie dolls.

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Made-up story or not when i was a kid much of these types of goings-on had real substance, and I am very sorryful and grieved at the thought that the world may not have changed in all these years but maybe for the worse. Furthermore, I, myself and me fully understand the dreaded evil and wicked instincts that can lay hold on a young person such as myself once was (especially regarding that of the male gender) in that i was once a real life partaker in such dastardly deeds for which I also paid very dearly and continue to till this very day. Also, sad to say, much, if not all of my suffering may be due in large part to being implanted with some sort of a "concience", which it seems may have had something to do with the ingestion of illegal drugs (didn't know they was illegal at the time though) and not to mention that most of my brain cells had already been fried through the inhalation of Toulene, which is, as many of you know, a prime ingredient in Testors model cement (another redneck hobby of mine). It seems shortly after my discovery of the joy and bliss that MJ was able to induce in me I up and sold my 10 gauge pump shotgun in order to purchase a dime bag of this dreadful substance. I mean little was i to know i was slowly being stripped of all that was deemed Sacred and Holy regarding the institution of manhood and Patriarchial dominance. Why, shit the bed Fred, they may as well just up and castrated me right then and there. Before it was over I up and turned into one of them damn maggot infested peace pansies!!! Somebody help me! Please! And for God's sake!, "Mothers", whatever you do don't let your son's grow up playing with Barbie dolls.

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"Correction": 12 gauge shotgun. Although i did see a 10 gauge once.

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"Correction": 12 gauge shotgun. Although i did see a 10 gauge once.

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"Correction": Conscience???

hey Bloogleshleimens

nice to meet u and cheers for the reply dude

im confused as to wether or not youre joking though.. do/did you seriously believe that you would prefer to carry a gun, adding to the already substantial number of gun carrying citizens in the USA, than to be one of those "damn maggot infested peace pansies" ??

i understand your constitution grants you your "god given right to bear arms", and many of you think that to be true, but you cant seriously believe that your right to bear arms is more important than all of our rights to live in gun free societies?!? i myself am happy that i dont live in a society in which carrying a gun is acceptable... and i would gladly call myself a "damn maggot infested peace pansie" anyday..

but hey im not trying to cause any arguements lol id be happy to know what your opinion is, thanks again for the reply :)

peace (if u want it, of course)

-GHoSToKeR-

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hey Bloogleshleimens

nice to meet u and cheers for the reply dude

im confused as to wether or not youre joking though.. do/did you seriously believe that you would prefer to carry a gun, adding to the already substantial number of gun carrying citizens in the USA, than to be one of those "damn maggot infested peace pansies" ??

i understand your constitution grants you your "god given right to bear arms", and many of you think that to be true, but you cant seriously believe that your right to bear arms is more important than all of our rights to live in gun free societies?!? i myself am happy that i dont live in a society in which carrying a gun is acceptable... and i would gladly call myself a "damn maggot infested peace pansie" anyday..

but hey im not trying to cause any arguements lol id be happy to know what your opinion is, thanks again for the reply :)

peace (if u want it, of course)

-GHoSToKeR-

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Naw, I'm just being cynical ( Saturday Night Live type of humor i guess). Also, i should have put that in quotes as "Maggot Infested Peace Pansies" quoted from the Rush Limbaugh book: The Way Things Ought To Be (His opinion not mine).

hey

ok cool, :) anyway nice to meet ya Bloogleshleimens

talkin of Saturday Night Live, have u ever heard of Jack Handy (Handey!?) ???

I have...is that where you got the line about the keys and the molten lava? It sounds familiar. I remember one that I used to think was hysterical, something like, "Did you ever notice that if you drilled tree branches into a small child's head, they would look like a deer?"

hey maryjanemama :)

we dont get Saturday Night Live over here.. and im not sure but i think jack handy was before my time, when i was like 15 a found a site with loadsa his quotes on, and id only just started smokin weed so i was pretty baked, i was laughin at his shit for hours....i duno who he is but hes funny as fuk... heres a few if anyone even gives a shit lol

'Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer'

'One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late'

'I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas'

'I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."'

'Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.'

'He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun."'

'If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone'

'As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint'

'Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what is I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.'

'The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.'

'Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.'

'If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.'

'I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex'

'If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.'

'Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know." He stared telling hes story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: "This story isn't too long." But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, "Uh-oh, this story is getting long." But then the story was over, and I said to myself: "You know, that story wasn't too long after all." I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though.'

'I hope life isn't a big joke, 'cause i don't get it.'

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-GHoSToKeR-

Yeah, that first one is what I was trying to remember. It was called "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy" and it was probably around 90-91 on Saturday Night Live. That's when I was about 15...let me take you back now...way back. That is some of the funniest shit ever, Ghostoker. Thanks.

lol maryjanemama :)

hey so tell me about urself.. i dont know anyone on this forum yet, thx

-GHoSToKeR-

I agree MommaJane, who i hope is Merry. I really failed to keep up with the Saturday Night crowd and not even sure I would know Handy if i saw him but no doubt, that is some hillariously funny material.

i really dont give a f**k wat the wwf think i think its funny as hell lol
and besides no sane person is gonna go hitting penguins with a bat also yetis do not exsist

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i really dont give a f**k wat the wwf think i think its funny as hell lol
and besides no sane person is gonna go hitting penguins with a bat also yetis do not exsist

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You ok smoke? You don't look so good. Ya look a tad bit edgy or something.

lol im fine just takin the piss coz coz of wat the wwf said about a game
i mean its not like its grand theft auto or anything lol

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lol im fine just takin the piss coz coz of wat the wwf said about a game
i mean its not like its grand theft auto or anything lol

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I'm telling ya smoke i think ya really need to see a doctor or something. Besides now ya seem to be telling me that this shit the WWF was saying is really true when i thought the ghost done went and said he made it up. Now I don't want to be calling either one of ya liars so i'm just gonna have to assume this is really a metaphor of some sort leading to a higher state of awarness but oh no, ain't no one gonna fool me on this one. I know it's them damn penguins that's been shagging the sheep all along. So far as i'm concerned they got whatever they git coming to um. And as far as them Arctic Turns or whatever they was they can just mind their own damn business.

hey smokey

dude i made it up.. was tryin to take the piss outta the whole fuking cencorship, Politicaly Correct, 'you cant let your kids see that' kinda bullshit people always preach about
i hate the way people think if u see a violent game, or a watch a violent movie, youre gonna go out and kill someone or something.. i know it happens occasionally, but im pretty sure that if these people go out and kill coz of a movie they saw, they would have been able to kill anyway.. they just needed a push to actually go do it.. im sure if they hadnt seen whatever it was they saw, something woulda triggered em to do it eventually anyway... 'Political Correctness' and Cencorship is just bringing us a few steps closer to being told what to do and when to do it... its not long before people have no freedom at all, in the name of "national security" or because its "for our own good" or whatever the fuk our governments call it... so yea i made it up lol
peace

-GHoSToKeR-

lol i was taking the piss too if u didnt realise i already saw your previous post saying u made it up

lol aiight cool
and hey smokey nice to meet u mate lol

u lot r probably gona have to put up with all my anti-government rambling.. i get pretty passionate bout that kinda shit when im high, u can all just fuking ignore it lol :)
peace

-GHoStoKeR-

wot a load of bs