what is everybodys best almost got caught story?

just wanted to know other peoples almost got caught stories... for mine, i was at my friends house in march and we had just got done smoking about 5-6 bowls out of his 2 ft. bong so betweet 4 of us we were pretty well off already, then we got a case and each of us had a few then a big brother of one of our friends calls and tells us to come over cuz theyre havin a bit of a party and need more people, so when we get over there everybody there was already drunk and a pipe was bein passed around so everybody had a few more beers and a few hits off the pipe then about 30-45 mins of partyin there, the cops barge in right when i was about to load a bowl( my friend ryan was yellin at me from across the other room where he didnt see the cops yet, to load another bowl) and one of the cops looks directly at me and says whos got weed and whos pipe is it we all say there isnt anymore weed as we had smoked it all(i had a quarter of some good kb and my friend had 4 oz of schwag that he was sellin) and our friends brother told the cop it was his pipe, so everybody at the party before we got there was 18 so they all blew and got mips and one got a paraphernalia ticket then it came time for the minors to blow and get fucked so when one of my friends gets up to go blow i make one quick move from my pocket to under the couch hiding my quarter and nobody saw me then when i get up to go blow my friend hides his qp in the same place, so i blow and had one of the lowest bac's along with the first minor friend that blew as we are bigger dudes so we get to leave without anything except a dont drink anymore and no more smoking speech, so we get the hell out of there and a few hours later after everybody is gone from the house and the cops arent there i pick up the qp friend as he got a mip and couldnt drive anymore and we went back to the house climbed through a window and retrieved out bags... sorry so long but it was the coolest thing that i have ever done and not got caught

I almost got caught one time...wait...oh, shit, I did.

i got arrested and i had clean urine in my car the cops said it was pcp so they gave me 15000 bail.....i didnt even know that pcp was liquid.....motherfuckers....wel i was also smoknig a blunt and had about 5 grams at the moment.......fucking bastrds took it all but left my scale and bars in my car neatly in the middle consel.....what careless cops they couldve bagged me for selling casue the weed was in 5 diff bags...(left over supers for when my bf could start smoking again) thank god i hadnt re-uped before i took this journey to jersey to visit my brother..i was waiting for when i got back home..lucky but still fukeddd

I did one of these threads a long while back. Anyhow, my two best are:

1. Coming back from a Grateful Dead concert in Wisconsin me and a buddy were smoking a joint in the car, going about 70mph. I look in the rearview mirrow and see someone right on my ass. I look again and only then notice the flashing lights on top of the car. In a total panic we open the windows and, as smoke pours out, we pull over to the side of the road. The cop flys by, off to some other destination. We must have sat their by the side of the road for an hour before we got our shit together and started to drive again.

2. I was living in Shanghai China and had managed to score some hash from these guys who came from the area of China that borders Afghanistan. I found a nice little secluded spot in a local park, pulled out my pipe, and started to smoke my hash when I realized a cop had quietly walked up and was standing beside me. I figured I'd probably spend the rest of my life in some hellish Chinese prison but the guy just stood there. After a few minutes he asks me where I'm from so I tell him the U.S.. Now that he realizes I can speak Chinese he just starts rambling about all kinds of shit.

Next thing I know there are like 10 people just standing there watching us. I'm totally tripping out when I begin to realize the guy really has no idea that I'm smoking somehting illegal. Weed is pretty rare there so its not like here where every cop would know immediately. I was just a strange foriegner doing some strange foriegn thing. I looked at my watch, made some comment about having to be somewhere and split.

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Originally Posted by lizka4200

i got arrested and i had clean urine in my car the cops said it was pcp so they gave me 15000 bail.....i didnt even know that pcp was liquid.....motherfuckers....wel i was also smoknig a blunt and had about 5 grams at the moment.......fucking bastrds took it all but left my scale and bars in my car neatly in the middle consel.....what careless cops they couldve bagged me for selling casue the weed was in 5 diff bags...(left over supers for when my bf could start smoking again) thank god i hadnt re-uped before i took this journey to jersey to visit my brother..i was waiting for when i got back home..lucky but still fukeddd

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That sounds like a job for C.S.I. You should've told them to swab.

iu told them to drin kit and see if they got fucked up....i was in cuffs screaming at all of them

That's usually a sign of someone on drugs. Next time, don't scream while you're in the handcuffs. If you bring some over, I'll be glad to practice with you. ;)

i only screamed when i was already in jail....they wouldnt let me make a hpone call....so i had to do it to annoy them so they would let me..it worked they didnt let me for about 6 hours till i started screaming...handcuffs hmm always fun and whips and choking hahaha

When I ran into a snowbank, back in Amsterdam, NY, the cops came and put me in handcuffs for drunk driving and then arrested me when I didn't take a breathalizer (the reason being that I was just trying to get my car out of the snow). At the police station, I was singing my head off while handcuffed to a bar, sitting on the floor and then went I went into the holding cell, I would continually whistle 'Cherokee Mist' by Jimi Hendrix, over and over. When I stopped, an officer (whom I knew a bit) would come back and check to see if I was alive. Then I'd start to whistle the same thing, over again.
I've never used bondage in my sexual practices, don't really have time for it.

dont have time for it what does that mean...when i was in the holding cell i was screaming to let me call my bf once called and i was in a cell i passed right out..thankfully cause i live in ny and i needed to wait for him to come pick me up in jersey with 15000$ bail....i passed out soo fast casue i was on soo many bars and got woken up to the lady shaking me like hey u really thought this bed was comftorable huh u didnt want to get up.

Ok me and 2 of my friends were hotboxing his moms car and we were in a residential neighborhood and im taking a hit from the joint, car full of smoke and i look up and a cop is riding right by me and we were both going about 5mph and he got a look at all of us and rode right by. LONG story short while smoking this joint in the car WE PASSED 8 cops no lie. Ha ha i was freakin out

cops blow

Hmm no great ones about me except when I was younger and was proper fucked on weed in a field and a friend shouted my name but in such a fashion I thought it was my mum....

But once, a friend of mine was rolling a joint on the seat of his moped and a copper pulled up and he put it inside the seat just in time, the cop questioned him a lot about the safety and legality of his bike but never actually looked in the seat which was damn lucky for him.

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dont have time for it what does that mean...when i was in the holding cell i was screaming to let me call my bf once called and i was in a cell i passed right out..thankfully cause i live in ny and i needed to wait for him to come pick me up in jersey with 15000$ bail....i passed out soo fast casue i was on soo many bars and got woken up to the lady shaking me like hey u really thought this bed was comftorable huh u didnt want to get up.

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I layed for hours on my back with my hands clenched underneath my head for support.

I meant, I, normally, don't have time to prepare for sex.

And I've never been with a girl who carried her own handcuffs.

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Originally Posted by Angel Of Impurity

a friend of mine was rolling a joint on the seat of his moped

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If ever I needed to roll a joint...a seat of a moped will suffice.

ok.. so we were pretty stoned. we wanted to do somthin besides joints so we wlaked down to town and grabbed supplies for a gravity bong. we then proceeded to make it in the parking lot of the hardware store. then we realized that we had to walk through town with it to get back to the forest we were smokin in. so we were carryin it passin all these people and they would ask "whats that?" and we would say.. "its only a science experiment." then my mom drove by. luckily she didn't see us and then we ran all the rest of the way to the forest.

Awhile back me and afew mates were parked up havning a joint down the beach i had just past the joint to my mate when there was a knock on the window we lookd up and to our suprise there were 2cops standing outside the car my mate put his window down and askd if we could be of any help to them they asked us to hand over the joint so we did and told them it was the last of it... they then forbidid my mate to drive for 12hrs the cops then just walkd off while holding the still burning joint :D and thats the closest ive come to being arressted for pot

Should've got a picture of the cop with the burning joint in his hand.

i got cought a few times. which is bad because im under 18. i have to be very carefull now because if i get cought again id say ill be sent to rehab.

I've been caught several times. Once by family, who didn't really care that much, and twice by cops who just told me to get rid of it. Cops around here don't usually bother us too much.

Today at college me and a buddy felt like somking a doob and it was raining outside so I had to roll in a stall in the bathroom and a security guard came in. ( i could see him through the gap in the door) I just kept quiet till he left.

My closest call I went to a friends house where everyone parties on Fri night to sell some dope. It was early, and no one was there except him and his wife, so I walked across the street to this girl's house I know. I no sooner walk in her door she ask me "who are all those people at Hubies?" So I look out the window, and just as I do about 10 flashlights come on. I think that her house may be next, so I bail out the back door and throw everything (weed, meth, and coke, all sale weights already bagged, plus a .380 pistol, and a roll of cash) into her neighbors yard. Then I walked out the front, through a bunch of cops, got in my car and drove off. They never looked at me twice.

did u get all ure stuff back?

Yeah, went back after things cooled down it was still there. Turns out the snitch that got him busted tried to get me about a month earlier, wanted to buy a bag of pot from me, after I just watched him buy a 1/4 from my friend. So I'm thinking if he wanted a half, why didn't he buy one? I ask him, and he gave me some bullshit answer, so I told him I didn't have anything. My friend told me later "I knew he was a snith, that's why I charged him $30" Dumbest man I ever met.

i certainly hope you tuned that guy up.

Not me, personally, but at that point in my life I had a couple guys on the payroll just for that purpose.

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lol...I bet.

Once I was in Maryland spending a weekend with two cousins of mine. Well I'm talkin to my cuz Sam and asking him questions about his Mom which is currently at the library. I asked him where his Mom worked and he tells me, The gov't. I was like, yea I know this much, but what does she do for the gov't? He just shruggs and says, "shes not allowed to tell anyone.'' which leaves the following possiblities.
1. CIA.
2. FBI.
3. DEA.
And me being a pot head, none of these options are to my liking.
Well Sam & I were sitting there discussing this while taking hits from a glass bong I had brought with me. When you know who comes home. Sam flips out and just walks straight outside to my car, leaving me to deal with HIS mother. So I hide tha bong, take the weed with me, and freshen up a bit in tha bathroom. I explain to his mother we're going to the mall. After I returned home to Virginia, I called Sam to see if his Mom had ever said anything, about the smell or something of that nature. He said she never noticed a thing, and it turned out I forgot to shut his door...which surprizes me that she didnt smell a thing.

Those are some pretty good stories. I've had a few close calls too. One with mailboxing like 20 houses, but there's a woods that we smoke in everyday, and one day we were outta pot, outta $, so we just went and hung-out, and two cops came down, there was me, my gf, my friend, and my friend and his gf(who were having sex in the back of the woods), so all but them slipped away, and my friend and his gf had to convince the cops we werent doing anything although there was a bong layin on the ground and mary jane spray-painted on a peice of wood. Good Times...