Have you ever heard that urban legend?

About that guy who gets home from school and theres no-one there so he decides to go up to his room and jerk off. So up in his room he puts on his head phones turns up the volume closes his eyes and commences to choke the chicken. After a good long session he shoots his load. He takes his earphones off and cleans himself up. Its only then he notices someone has left milk and cookies on his bedside table that weren't there when he got home. :D :eek:

I head this little tale when I was in school in about 1996. I live in Dublin Ireland, Have you this one? and if so when and where are you from?

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt???????

Yeah Like His mom came in with cookies for him and didnt want to embaress him

i just heard a story like that yesterday, xcept it wasn't an urban legend it was a person i knew. he was watching porn and blew his load and just fell asleap with his hand on his cock and jizz all over, and when he woke up there was a blanket on him and his computer was shut off.

AHAHAH oh man that story was fucking funny NightProwler

ha ha ha i laughed so hard when i read that thanks nightprowler

There's a similar story told on the Ricky Gervais: Politics DVD. Its really funny but imagine if you were that boy. You'd never be able to look your mum in the eye again.

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Originally Posted by firsttimefarmer

I head this little tale when I was in school in about 1996. I live in Dublin Ireland, Have you this one? and if so when and where are you from?

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well, like i said, my story wasnt an urban legend, but im in USA maine

haha. It was also supossed to be about a guy in my school.

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Originally Posted by NightProwler

i just heard a story like that yesterday, xcept it wasn't an urban legend it was a person i knew. he was watching porn and blew his load and just fell asleap with his hand on his cock and jizz all over, and when he woke up there was a blanket on him and his computer was shut off.

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lmao. that is mad funny

hehe, my cousin got caught by his mum.

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Originally Posted by SamoanLawyer

hehe, my cousin got caught by his mum.

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One of the lowest points in my life, I was caught by my neighbor (a WHILE ago) so she came in and we had sex.

Sounds like a new one to me

thats hysterical

my mom walked in on this redhead ridin' me like hobby horse !

AND... tells us the what happened BUTTER?

:p

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

One of the lowest points in my life, I was caught by my neighbor (a WHILE ago) so she came in and we had sex.

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YOU'VE BEEN READING TOO MANY WANK MAGS> :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

One of the lowest points in my life, I was caught by my neighbor (a WHILE ago) so she came in and we had sex.

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O.......come on now, is that for real... :rolleyes:

My friend got caught having sex by his mom, apparently it was doggystyle so there was no way he could have hidden what they were doing.

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Originally Posted by likemclever

O.......come on now, is that for real... :rolleyes:

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Which part? They're both for real. But the ashamed part came after the fact.

7 yrs ago

ashamed because you just had sex with your neighbor or because she caught you wacking off....

Because I had sex with her. :confused: :(

thats what I thought ;) :)

I'd hate to think you went outside thinking that I was ashamed to have a neighbor.

read your post and my posts together.....I don't understand

Who said something about whacking off? Did I?
I don't get ashamed, actually. When I told my friends, one of them said, "I knew it!"

But, I wouldn't put her before anyone else on my list.

HAHAHAHA man u guys crack me up, that would be a little weird, but a nice mother at that

Damnn some reall funny stuff you guys

hah

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i just heard a story like that yesterday, xcept it wasn't an urban legend it was a person i knew. he was watching porn and blew his load and just fell asleap with his hand on his cock and jizz all over, and when he woke up there was a blanket on him and his computer was shut off.

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ha ahhaahah aahaah hah yes

ive bean cort chokin the chicken a few times, but u get over it shit happens

I walkee din on my stepmom naked...It was scarey.

She walked in on me dressed up as a girl jerking off..it was scary.

We had sex.

WURD

haha now that's an urban legend i want to see happen in real life well not see but it would be sick and disgustig whch is funny

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Originally Posted by STDzRus

I walkee din on my stepmom naked...It was scarey.

She walked in on me dressed up as a girl jerking off..it was scary.

We had sex.

WURD

haha now that's an urban legend i want to see happen in real life well not see but it would be sick and disgustig whch is funny

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I can't figure out if this is true or not.

No, it's not, he's making fun of the other ones.