What the fuck? Odd or Not?

Okay so this is fucked up... Last night we were all out at this party getting drunk and I was with 2 of my buddys. One of my buddys is like a farely big guy and he hasnt lost his virginity yet. We took him out to this party to get him laid and when we got there and after finishing a flat he pulled me aside. He then told me that he couldnt stay there and he didnt want to get layed because of a 'certain reason'. He told me that his certain reason was that he only had 1 testi and wasnt circumsized!!! What the fuck!!!!! What do I do....
Of course I was to drunk to care but now that I realize it, I think that is some fucked up shit.

give me his phone number

I don't see a problem here. A circumcised penis is not better or worse than a circumcised one There are plenty of uncut guys in this world and it's not like they're any different from their cut counterparts, sans the foreskin. I just don't understand why it's something he'd be embarrassed about. I'm guessing he had his testicle removed because of cancer and that is certainly not something to be ashamed of. He should be happy that he's alive. Look at Lance Armstrong, he only has one nut but he's arguably the greatest athlete alive, plus he's married to Sheryl Crowe, a good looking lady I might add.

If any girl used your friend's "differences" below the belt as justification for not having sex with him than she is certainly not the type of girl I would want to associate myself with. What you're buddy needs now is confidence, and as his friend you should take it as your mission to help him with that.

LOL this is funny theres actually more ppl uncut so wtf??? im uncut and im happy like this. and if he got 1 ball, then i guess hell never get laid. sucks for him but makes me laugh lol

Tokoson : I dont think he would want some random person phoning him..

SmokeyPotter : If you're saying theres nothing wrong with this and if the chick has something wrong with whats under the belt you wouldnt hang out with her. Sadly most girls are like this.....Another thing to admit here, Its me not my friend :O, I was just embarressed but now I realize its the internet and no body on here knows me :D. I dont feel comfertable going out and getting layed because I have built my self a good reputation with many friends and I dont know what she would say if she was goin to give me head and see's whats there .... It makes no sense and makes me hella pissed off that I cant get laid, and yah I did have cancer when I was born and that is why it got removed. There is another time in my life coming where I am going to a 'prostate' to replace it so I once again have 2.

Who cares? My old man isnt cut and theres nothing wrong with it. He says its more sensitive that way. If a chick has a problem, its her problem, not yours.
Thought you'ld like a womans perspective. :cool:

dude im a girl and i dont see the problem with being uncut and 1 ball, as long as it can stand up

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Originally Posted by ladyM

Who cares? My old man isnt cut and theres nothing wrong with it. He says its more sensitive that way. If a chick has a problem, its her problem, not yours.
Thought you'ld like a womans perspective. :cool:

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Indeed a true remark, but I am afraid that if I give it a try, my reputation is all gone...That is the only reason why I am frightend:(.

seriously no girls care if your circumsized or not. it just feels the same.

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Originally Posted by dontsmoketheroach

seriously no girls care if your circumsized or not. it just feels the same.

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Im not so worried about that, Im worried about my 1ball ... Im afraid that she will freak out when she sees it because you know , there is quite a bit of skin there.

all the girls im friends with think its gross to be uncut but im not cicumcised and other girls dont have a problem with it. if they do say fuck you i dont need your filthy pussy and then smack that bitch upside.j/k















but not really

What the hell is this? Who the fuck gives a shit about being uncut?! I'm uncut and girls don't care. Don't know about the one ball tho. If it looks too weird many girls might not go for it. But the circumcision thing is bullshit.

I dont have the courage atm but what do you guys think I should do. Do you think I should wait for my 2nd one or just go for it?

just go for it.

I say smoke a fat spliff and go for it. If she denies you, you'll be too stoned to care. :D hehehe

lol maryjane will never turn away your uncut penis, and your 1 ball lol

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Originally Posted by JohnnyCutCorners

Im not so worried about that, Im worried about my 1ball ... Im afraid that she will freak out when she sees it because you know , there is quite a bit of skin there.

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i thought this was your friend with the uncut dick and 1 ball? but n e wayz if it's like a slut just lookin for sex she might be grossed out but i dont think most girls should care.

im thinkin this guy through in the uncircumsized thing so that the having 1 ball thing woudnt have been so subtle, but i dunno man if people went around sayin i had only 1 ball i guess id be a tad embarrassed but thats not really that big of a deal its when you have extra people start talking....

if ur uncircumzied it feels better for the girl actually

if you get to know her and she likes you, then she will care a lot less about your anatomy. Sounds like dude needs someone he feels comfortable with, like a girlfriend instead of some random stranger. Goal in life is not just to get laid, but to find a partner. Let me reimpart some advice I gave on another thread for you poon chasers.

"...talk to as many girls as you can, and listen when they talk back to you, pay attention to them without thinking in the back of your head how long you have to act interested before she puts out.....The point to talking would be to get to know them so they feel comfortable with you and maybe even like you. The perk to talking to a lot of different girls is, you tend to stay in touch with the ones who like you and you have stuff in common with. So from the large pool you start with, you end up a couple weeks later with a few chicks who are interested enough to get to know you. Spend time talking to them more in social situations and resteraunts, you want to try to make them laugh and feel good around you so they like you. If they like you enough they will have sex with you, and if they like you a whole lot they will have sex with you on a regular basis. Being romantic helps, I know you may think it's mushy, but it will damn sure get you laid on a daily basis. (romantic does not mean poetry, a good sweeping kiss where you dip the girl down and hold the back of her head...whew that one is always a winner, and if your not that close, then just compliment her)
It is ok to like the girl back, in fact it is kind of impolite not to return the affection. If you don't seem to like her as much as she likes you, protocal is to let her go. It isn't fair to use someone's emotions to get stuff out of them and it's bad karma. If you act like a cad word will get around fast and you will be dateless for the rest of your school career. Remember...ugly girls have fine friends so be nice to everybody."

Thank you guys for a little bit of a confidence boost and I have decided to take your advice scarlet.

Last night I was out with some buddies driving around just having some brewskies and about 2-3 in the morning we were downtown and I saw her.

Scarlet : This girl that I am liking alot now for some reason, I used to date her a year ago and she broke up with me. She has been hitting on me a bit and she is the one I started the other thread about. Im not to sure why she is hitting on me because when she broke up with me she didnt tell me why so I moved on and said fuck her for a year and we rarely talked over the course of the year. We have been talking and friends for a good 2months now and the only reason I dont feel comfertable trying to be affectionate around her is because she is the type of girl that goes out and partys alot, I know she's fucked some other guys out at some partys wich is why I am scared she will react :O. Anyways after reading this I would like some more thoughts from you guys because you guys have been giving me good advice, thanks alot guys.

Nightprowler : Incase you didnt know earlier, I said I was to embarressed to admit that I was the person with only 1 ball but I said fuck it , its the internet.

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Originally Posted by JohnnyCutCorners

Okay so this is fucked up... Last night we were all out at this party getting drunk and I was with 2 of my buddys. One of my buddys is like a farely big guy and he hasnt lost his virginity yet. We took him out to this party to get him laid and when we got there and after finishing a flat he pulled me aside. He then told me that he couldnt stay there and he didnt want to get layed because of a 'certain reason'. He told me that his certain reason was that he only had 1 testi and wasnt circumsized!!! What the fuck!!!!! What do I do....
Of course I was to drunk to care but now that I realize it, I think that is some fucked up shit.

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Npt being snipped doesnt mean shit, it doesnt matter, no one cares. As for having only 1 tessie, I have a friend with one 1 & he gets layed all the time, the chicks love him.

who cares have sex it feels good

If anybody thinks being uncut is weird,

imagine what people who come from a society where being uncut is the norm..

they must think its fucking genital mutilation and gross... to lop the skin off the top of the penis of all new borns.

fyi- the foreskin is attatched to the head of the penis with the same membrane that keeps our finger nails on our fingers... When a boy turns two this membrane seperates from the foreskin and stays attached to the head of the penis...(it is not until a boy is 2 years old that the foreskin actually retracts) unless you get circumsized when your a baby, then that membrane gets torn off when they take your foreskin... OUCH!!

That membrane contains more than 50 of the nerves in the penis...

I had my 'extra skin' rolled up into a crown.

I have a foreskin, & every guy I know has a foreskin (we talk about this when stoned). It's normal here to have one, although I have lived in places where it's not normal.

its not weird at all...and i dont think the girl will notcie right away that you have one ball....well maybe..but not if ur only fucking her in t dark...if u dont tell her before hand she might get freaked out...you should proabaly break the news before you fuck her

You got some fucking gay friends Warlock, talking about your foreskin all the time

2 be real honest guys i dont think 2 many of us girls look at any ball/balls and think ....man thats a nice lookin sack, i cant believe it would matter 2 any1 if u have 1 or 2. i wouldnt care.

yeah, there is not such a good thing as a good looking sack, so says a.c.

Lance Armstrong has only one sack... Ain't nobody questioning him...

As to being un cut... Well, I don't know... I'm actually really happy to be walking around with my dick in its entirety... not a chopped-up version of it...

go lance!

David Letterman announced Lance Armstrong and he came riding across the floor on his bike. It was hilarious. It was some fat guy in biker's gear.

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Originally Posted by ladyM

Who cares? My old man isnt cut and theres nothing wrong with it. He says its more sensitive that way. If a chick has a problem, its her problem, not yours.
Thought you'ld like a womans perspective. :cool:

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WHY DO U KNOW WHAT UR OLD MAN'S PENIS LOOKS LIKE?

i think thats like slang for husband or boyfriend...cause i saw someone else say it about if they "want to have a threesoe with their old man for his borthday" weird we use it differently

Some men and boys get testicular prosthesis'. If you are capable of having one, it might make you feel more natural.

At least you didn't get circumsized - which could be worse than missing a testicle.