I used to masturbate every night and this is what happened to me!
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I used to masturbate every night and this is what happened to me!
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So do you alternate between left and right hands, or do you have a 2-hand grip you like to use?
hey, i use the same work out routine of mastrubation 5 times a day and look at me
what if one of those guys actually tried to beat their meat? They'd twitch and it'd rip right off!!!! :o
nah,, it works, my penis is 1 inch long, i suck it and i pick my nose with it and shit on my faceand then throw up and shit and get period blood and mix it in a blender and drink it
Well, GLAD I read that.
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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister
doubtful they can reach it.
All the steroids they do, it done fell off.
i never masturbate
why?
coz i prefer to fuck my girl! muahhahahahahahaha
anyone else think he's ^^^^^ trying to hard to show to everyone he has a chick to fuck? the same response to everything.........i like to fuck my girl....
no slipknot u r prolly just gay i dun masturbate either me and mellow just got too many ladies that need our fuckin to be touching our own penises.
at first response i was mad for being called gay for makin an observation, then i noticed your unusally "slow" grammar, where as it's usually flawless...so.....are you stoned?
ROFL
sry slipknot just wanted to share im not masturbating anymore lol
masturbating is gay u need to find girls
girls for masturbation?
i am a girl my hand is down my pants when im watching tv or something but its not the sme thing.. i need a guy to do it right
I get what you're talking about, LIZKA, the only possible way I can be turned on, while touching myself, is if I'm watching a porno and afterwards I feel guilty. Like I had sex with my cousin or something (I don't have blood cousins, so it's impossible for me).
ITS NOT THE SAME THING I DONT GET OFF I KEEP MY HAND THERE CUZ IYS COMFTORABLE BUT THATS ABOUT IT....I DONT EVENB REALIZE IM DOING IT MOST THE TIME BUT I SURE AS HELL NOTICE IF ITS SOME HOT GUY..OR MY BOYFRIEND OFCOURSE CAUSE HES HOT..AHAH
lol, no I was just bein a duck making fun of mellow mood. No reason to stop masturbating just because you can have sex. They're both positive experiences in their own ways, I do both. ^^ I only get to do one of them on a daily basis though since I only see my girlfriend once or twice a week.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
((ps, 10 bucks says 95% of the people who say they don't masturbate, do, they just pretend they don't because they feel guilty for it, without reason I should add. Same as alotta the major homophobes are suckin dick at rest-stops.))
ahh ok that makes sense... durring my time here i've 'percieved' upon certain people personalities (mainly the ones that post alot and have been here since or before i was here) and that just seemed outta character for you.... and no one can or ever will keep me from doing it... i plan to be one of the only 100 year olds i've ever heard of still masturbating....
and btw i agree, it's usually the people who deny things the loudest that commit the acts themselves, but i wouldnt' say for guilt....i'd say more along the lines of embarssment and shyness.
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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
I bet that by the time you're 100, we will have evolved into asexuality, in fact, some experts agree that our species will start losing the length's of our arms, as we will use our mind to pick things up. Then you're gonna have to masturbate with your feet.
Just had an idea. We could jerk off with our minds!!!
What's with this lizka chick? She seems like a total loser. I don't get if she's for real or not.
for real about what ill tell you