Mixed experiences with mj.

Im pretty much a newb at smoking pot, i just wanted to post a few experiences maybe someone can evaluate them for me...give me a little more insight on what happened etc.

Ive only smoked up about 12 times or so, starting back in April. First time I did it, i didnt really feel anything physically or mentally...maybe a bit giggly but thats the extent of the effect. I dont think i was inhaling properly. Next few times I felt a bit more and tried inhalling deeply and holding it in. Over the next 5-8 sessions I felt very relaxed and laughed at everything and said some pretty fucked up things...but thats about it.

But the weird shit started about a month ago, when i was over at my friends house for a party late at night...and i just took about 3 drags off this 1 hitter on his back porch. He said it was pretty good shit, KB or whatever. I was starting to feel a nice high like previously, laughing and shit...but then suddenly about 10 minutes after...I wake up from this almost trance...and everything is really unreal. Like its complete silence even though alot of people around..I hear this girl whispering into my ear and its almost surreal..like a ghost or something. I can barely concentrate on anything. It almost feels like Im in another demension...and i have to think with all of my brain to remember where I am..and that im just at my friend shouse.....but I can only hold that train of thought for maybe 5 seconds...before i slip back into this other demension. I go inside and lay down on a couch..shake and shiver a little for 5 minutes..then i start walking around the house and its like im in another universe. THis was pretty nice.

So next time, I buy about a 14 inch bong and some stuff a guy called "White Rhino". I was with my girlfriend, who has never smoked...and i packed the bowl and took a monster hit out of it. I coughed for about 5 minutes straight Then righted myself. About a minute later the effect kicked in, I felt like I was in this old 80s video game..and my gf standing at the end of the hall was my goal..and I had to go through this level to get to her. I dont know it was fucked up but nice. But then I started feeling reallyh sick...and i sat down on my couch. My gf got real scared and went upstairs, by the time she came down she said my whole face was a dark green color...and there was sweat pouring down my face. I then roll off the couch and throw up...I make it into the bathroom and throw up more. I randomly throw up for about 3 hours. All the while this is happening. I keep slippiung away from reality and im in a world thats a big circus and im on a faris wheel with a bunch of clowns. I keep going round and round then i throw up when i come back to THIS world. I kept seeing little monsters in the bathtub and shit too....and the cloth in my hand i felt as if i could feel every little fibre in it. It was fucked up.

So i didnt smoke anymore for about 3 weeks. I just smoked up last night with a friend, and the experience was like the first few times...just a slight body high and feeling giggly.

Reasons for this? Im just curious to why i react the way i do...its like I either just get a little buzz...or im totally fucked and out of my mind.


Thanks for any input, new to the website.

White rhino?

sounds more like the guys bumped you with salvia!?
white rhino is some good shit but the effects you describe are a bit too trippy!

It can't be salvia, salvia only lasta 10-30 minutes. Your weed was either laced, or you are the lucky type :D

Christ guys, stop jumping on these newbies 'OMG LIKEZ YOU GOTS LACED SHIIIETT!'

Don't you remember your first few times of being truly stoned?

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Originally Posted by liquid swords

Christ guys, stop jumping on these newbies 'OMG LIKEZ YOU GOTS LACED SHIIIETT!'

Don't you remember your first few times of being truly stoned?

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suppose so. even an expierienced smoker would be fucked with a killer hit of white rhino!

mmmmmm, white rhino! :D

You, sir, got stoned!

Sounds to me like sweet mother mary acts like a pretty strong hallucinogen for you; it does for me too.

So, here's some pointers:

NEWB SMOKING TIPS Version 1.1.0.1.0.0.1.0.0 (if anyone understands that series of numbers, I might send you free weed but probably not)

• Avoid giant bong rips. If you still have pink lungs, they're gonna hurt. Hell, I've been smoking for about a year and a half now, and I still can't handle big bong rips. That, above all else, is probably the reason you vomited, and got so very very high.

• Only smoke killer weed-- Rhino's about as good as it gets. That way, you get less lung irritation when you smoke, and can get higher easier.

• Invest in a nice pipe. A bubbler would be even better. Be prepared to spend $50 or so on really high quality glass. Something with a small enough chamber that it won't be a problem for you to clear it, but meaty enough that it doesn't get too hot, break, or just not hit well. Make sure it feels solid in your hand, and ask the person at the headshop to tap it against the counter to make sure it's as strong as they say. A nice piece adds a lot to the smoking experience.

• Pack small bowls, and don't worry about taking huge hits right now. Work your way up to it, and moreover, enjoy the smoking process. Only take as big hits as you can handle without coughing up a lung, and most of all, RELAX! That's what it's all about, anyway. If it starts to hurt, grab a drink and wait a while.

• Finally, always have water on hand, to quell a rough hit or just to quench the cottonmouth. You can never have too much water when smoking.

Try these things out, and lemme know how it goes!

P.S. The difference in how high you got has to do with the quantity, quality, and even strain of the weed you smoked. Rhino is a heavy indica body stone, very trippy like you described; other types are up, energetic, buzzy head stones. It's all a matter of breeding, determining the ratio between Delta-9 THC (a lot in sativas), and cannabinol (a lot in indicas), as well as a few other cannabinoids.

yeah thats what i meant to say! ^^

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Originally Posted by liquid swords

Christ guys, stop jumping on these newbies 'OMG LIKEZ YOU GOTS LACED SHIIIETT!'

Don't you remember your first few times of being truly stoned?

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I remember running around in circles using the power of math to defend myself from puking.

The first time I was stoned.

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Originally Posted by moeburn

I remember running around in circles using the power of math to defend myself from puking.

The first time I was stoned.

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Ohhh man, the first time i was stoned, i got so confuzed between this flashlight and this light tower that the flashlight began to look like a light tower, shining away on my village of rocks and stuff.. and then i made corona lava rivers to flood my village.. and then i started hearing things.. (i still always think its raining).. :p

most of it just sounds like being stoned btw if your just an occasional smoker stay away from bongs... pink lungs + bongs dont mix too well

ur just a woman who gets fucked up real bad by a little weed

haha yea the first time i was stoned, i couldnt control myself. It wasnt as bad as you becuase ive never thrown up but wow i wish it was still liek that when i get high.....these days i just get a little buzz

mmmmmmmmmmmm. bong hits.

the first time i was high it was relaxed and couple laughs but to fuckin hallucinate like that idk espcially of kb fucked up

when u get super stoned jus tell yourself its ur imagination outta control cause you're superstoned it'll keep you from wigging out, getting nervous cause that can probably lead to puking. when i get real good shit, i get that another demension feeling, than i put on my pink floyd and let it take me where i have never been.

actullly just last week i got as stonned as TheMan did, didnt puke though, i was just off in another dimension. fuck my zong rapes.

First time I got stoned I was on the top of a mountain cliff with a couple friends. We rolled a fat blunt and split it between the three of us. The first few hits I don't remember feeling much but by the time the blunt was done, things got real wierd. I remember a cluster of trees looked a lot like a smiley face (not a bright yellow one, I can't really explain it), then I tried to get up and said F' this and just laid on the ground for a long time, staring up at the clouds...


Good memories =)

my god dude you got white rhino? YOu must have known it was good. Its like 60 for a gram around here! Dont smoke chronic your first time thats my advice.

My first time i thought i was dreaming! I seriously kept pinching myself! YOurs sounds like a trip more than anything! dude your so lucky i love hallucinations! dont be complaining homie :P

right i wish i didnt need to take acid to feel those tpyes of things

yeah man, just relax, you just smoked some really good shit and it kicked your ass.

looks like you were smoking some average stuff and got a tad stoned, then you took some rips of quality shit and you got really baked (the "unreal" sense, classic first really-fuct-up feeling) then you smoked some ultra-quality shit and you didnt know what to do with yourself.

its ok man, just no more bong rips of the best weed you'll ever smoke. ;)

i bet your girlfriend went all anti-weed on your ass after seeing you act like that. :p

lizska your a loser. All you ever do is point how much you smoke..or drink or take acid. DO you really think that you're impressing people? I hope your proud your a fucking drug addict. Plz, noone cares how much you smoke,drink,drop,flip whatever. so stop being such a hero! Have a milkshake and shh.

Whoa. That's a pretty strong statement. Bad being a drug addict? Listen buddy, I don't know what kind of propaganda you have read/heard, but as far as I'm concerned you don't need to rip on people because they are "addicted" to weed or LSD (haha yea ok). It's not like I'm defending lizka personaly, it is actually kind of annoying, but when people make statements like that, stating someone is a loser just because they are proud of there own personal beliefs, well man thats not cool. The person can beleieve they are a hero if they want to. And plus the person didn't say "Oh i take so much more than that" in that one post, they just pointed out their dissapointment.
JUst wanted you to realize that. Thanx

yea sorry i dont think im better bc i smoke more...i think im better casue im smarter than you..and the ignorant staement you make

and i dont drink

im trying to impress people over the internet?..yea right...i sit on this casue when im at work and when im in office technology class i have nothing better to do..plus i like to see what advice other stoners can give me or i can give them :)

Your typing skills show how smart you are my dear.

ZINGER!!!

wow lol yeall are so mean hey dude ive never gotten hallucinations from weed but im gunna try to smoke liek a dime at once and get really fucked up and see what happens

yup i check evrything for grammer and spelling before i post it on this website..shows how smart i am

Oh come on, guys, let's just try to remember the old mantra:

Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics: even if you win, YOU'RE STILL RETARDED!

i got a a fucking trip like that the first time i got really stoned...brownies...you wanna get fucked up for sure..make brownies...it hits you three times as hard as smoking...

"But the weird shit started about a month ago, when i was over at my friends house for a party late at night...and i just took about 3 drags off this 1 hitter on his back porch. He said it was pretty good shit, KB or whatever. I was starting to feel a nice high like previously, laughing and shit...but then suddenly about 10 minutes after...I wake up from this almost trance...and everything is really unreal. Like its complete silence even though alot of people around..I hear this girl whispering into my ear and its almost surreal..like a ghost or something. I can barely concentrate on anything. It almost feels like Im in another demension...and i have to think with all of my brain to remember where I am..and that im just at my friend shouse.....but I can only hold that train of thought for maybe 5 seconds...before i slip back into this other demension. I go inside and lay down on a couch..shake and shiver a little for 5 minutes..then i start walking around the house and its like im in another universe. THis was pretty nice. "

i had this exact experience...except i was crying most of the time i dont know why...it was really really hard to talk, or even concentrate...but the crying, i dont understand! i start crying when i get really really stoned! can anyone tell me whats going on?

The first time i got stoned... i dont even remember.

u cry when your high???....my fgriend used to cry everytime he took shrooms...he would sya he was melting cause he never meant to be crying hed be laghing but tears were coming out the whole night everytime