ok well on this thread u post "if you've ever..........., you might be a stoner".
for example,
if you've ever looked at a water faucet and said, "those are some nice screens", you might be a stoner
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ok well on this thread u post "if you've ever..........., you might be a stoner".
for example,
if you've ever looked at a water faucet and said, "those are some nice screens", you might be a stoner
if you've ever tried to be like neil armstrong and buzz aldrin and fly to the moon with your bestfriend and ended up acting out half the movie of star wars episode I, your a stoner.
OR
if you try to imagine anything you do as how it would be high, youre a stoner.
uhh, im to stoned to do that... wait whats this...off the top of the dome...
u might be stoner if you've ever ran out of papers then demand you need a dictionary.
-peace
...when people say "Hi" to you and you stare at them and go "You too."
-peace
If you've ever tried to leave the house but had to go back in 6 times to individually retrieve your wallet, cell phone, lighter, keys, drink, and hat that you remembered to bring, one at a time.
you might be a stoner if you smoke weed?
na probly not
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if youve ever spent a half hour with your friend deciding hte best way to get the cocoa puffs, milk, and bowl into the basement without "fuckin all that shit over soooo bad", youre a stoner
omg so many to choose from...
if youve every had a our long conversation on where to best place the beaners in your sack you might be a stoner...
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you might be a stoner if youve ever walked into mcdonalds pointed to the dollar menu and said "Gimme all of that" then eat only half of it and leave the rest to mold away in the fridge
If you have ever had a house to your self for a weekend and ended up out of food so you have to eat green olives with mustard and miracle whip because it sounds like an "ingenious" idea, you might be a stoner..
By the way..that is actually pretty good when your stoned...
If you've ever smoked, wanted pancakes, realized you were out of flour, biked to the store to buy flour, got home, cooked a huge batch of pancakes and ate them all while watching King of the Hill reruns on your TiVo... at 11:00 AM--
You might be a stoner!
You may be a stoner when you look at a vase and see a bong or look at an apple and see a pipe.
If u've floated around your own bedroom floating in pink bubbles,and popping them with your telekenisis. You might be a stoner...mabye.
If you've ever eaten a bowl of cheerios, and the next minute say, "what the fuck happened to all my cheerios."
you might be a stoner if you go through a drive-thru and order $20 of food, realize you forgot to order drinks, go back thru and order another $20 of food... and forget to order drinks.
Bob dylan is great, kid rediculous, i love Rainy Day Women, lol.
If you start using terms used for weed in everyday like (example, at the bottom of the cerial the powder, you refer to it as "the shake at the bottom of the bag", or when you need to get out and your friend has a cigarette and you tell them to roach it) you might be a stoner.
^^^i love bob dylan hurricane and the times they are a-changin' are great songs too
You're driving down the road and come upon a skunk that got hit by a car and think it smells wonderful.
your avatar scares me.
If you take a look at any water bottle, vase, cup, jar, bottle, or anything else and think, "How could I smoke out of that", you might be a stoner.
if umm.... uhhh.... what was the question?
That's so true, happens to me all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sgt. Pepper
If you ever thoguht that getting stoned to death sounds like quite a nice way to go then your probably a stoner.
If your bud finishes, you have no smoke left and you start looking on the garbage for any unfinished joints then you are a stoner....
If you have less than a dollar at the beginning of the day, and end up with a dimebag and some blunts. (true story)
If you've ever stoned somebody to death.
if you're rolling now, hehehehehehehe
You freak out screaming "WHERES MY LIGHTER WHO TOOK MY LIGHTER", searching your pockets frantically... when it was in your hand the whole time.
when you think that other people stole your gear and go and search into their pockets and then you realize that the gear was in your messy bedroom on the floor, then you are definately a stoner;)
Wonder what hapened to your nick bag while smoking the blunt you rolled from it. (another true story)
You try to exit your house through the refrigerator door.
you might be a stoner if you start doing the thriller dance walking up to order in the mcdonalds.
If you smoke on the crapper, and hold your hit while squeezing out a turd.
This is a bad Jeff Foxworthy stand-up...no wait, that was kinda redundant...
if you know more places to buy weed than grocery's
2.your favorite store is at the top of your list because they sell your favorite brand of papers'
3.you know all the short cut's that help you avoid driving past the police station while burning one in the car.
4.you spend more on weed every month than rent.
5.you can name all the members of the gratefuldead
6.you would gladly spend xmas eve driving 200 miles to get a sack to smoke while opening your xmas presents
7.you have more ice cream than vegtables in your fridge
8.you have sent a email or letter to a politician asking them to legalize or get out of politics all togeather
9.you have more picture's of your plant's than your kids in the family photo album
10.you spend enough time reading this to get to the bottom of my list.....
If you're smiling and nodding at each one of these, then you might be a stoner
What's funny is that I can relate to most of these.
You might be a stoner if you go to a playground and smoke out of a 2 liter bottle. I did that on Halloween :p
If you've gotten this far in the thread without a Ben and Jerry's break, you are most definitely not a stoner.
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if in the sexuality forum, you said you would choose weed over sex for the rest of you life, your a stoner.
If your mp3 collection has over 150 songs about reefer, you might be a stoner.
wells hells bells...u could jack off the rest of your life...Quote:
Originally Posted by NightProwler