the one the only...........McCauley Caulkin has returned

Greetings mortals, your lord and savior, the great McCauley Caulkin has returned!!!!!!

You may find yourself asking "where has McCauley Caulkin been?'
McCauley Caulkin has embarked on a spiritual journey through our solar system, exploring all the planets of our galaxy, journeying into black holes which blasted McCauley Caulkin millions of years into the future, McCauley Caulkin pondered the thought of living in the future, but felt the need to go back into the black hole so McCauley Caulkin can go back to 2005 and enlighten you puny mortals.

This incredible journey has elevated McCauley Caulkin into a whole new level of immortality, one which no being has ever achieved.

McCauley Caulkin has noticed there are many new members of this board who may not be familiar with McCauley Caulkin. Well, McCauley Caulkin is your god, McCauley Caulkin is the creator of the land, sea, and all the elements, and also a legendary child actor who has millions of adoring fans across the galaxy.

Caulkin out

I was actually wondering where you went.......

be glad you are getting this ONE post, you inferior brat....what the fuck is your deal? if you really are him then you'd be just like everyone else here unless you really have problems....i shouldn't even be wasting my time on your bullshit but lo and behold here i am....nobody wants to talk to you dude, you are a little beeyatch...that's not the attitude to take with people if you wanna make friends, which i know you have problems doing...obviously because you are such a retard...lay off the hard drugs, and stay away from michael jackson, he might tell you you're god, but that's just to get in your loose, nasty boy-pussy, you whoredog....

WAKE UP!!! you're hated for a good reason....

jadeius, how dare you blashphemize McCauley Caulkin. McCauley Caulkin was simply looking for friendly greetings until you attacked McCauley Caulkin like tonya harding, now McCauley Caulkin must send your twisted soul to the depths of hades.

McCauley Caulkin came back all the way from millions of years in the future (thats a long trip) and this is the welcome that is extended? McCauley Caulkin suggests you watch home alone 2:lost in NY and apologize for your rude comments

loved Party Monster,great flick.

no i'm not being rude, retard, i'm just bringing you back to earth, you're not A or THE god like you think, and go ahead and try to send me to hell, YOU ARE THE BLASPHEMER YOU HELLACIOUS SPAWN OF SATAN!....only MY GOD can judge me, AND TRUST ME, you are NOT MY GOD....hate to break it to you bro, but you are making me sick, among others....go ahead, judge my poor soul, but you'll be the one who ends up in hell for it....you should pray to god himself that you be forgiven for your false, iconic, piss-of-a-testimony....ptooey, i spit on you, you hateful wretch of a foul demon!!!!!

*god please forgive my hateful judgement, for this poor soul knows not what he does against you*

thanks amsterdam, McCauley Caulkin always appreciates a knowledgable fan. McCauley Caulkin also sees you have chosen a picture from a clockwork orange for your avatar, wise choice, wise choice indeed..

OH GOD, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH I LIKED YOUR MOVIES, BUT I HATE YOU, YOU BASTARD, AND I DON'T HATE!!!

I loved him in Uncle Buck

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YEAH I LIKED YOUR MOVIES

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McCauley Caulkin always knew deep down that you were a loyal fan.

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....ptooey, i spit on you, you hateful wretch of a foul demon!!!!!

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ROFLMAO...:D

whatever, fuck you asshole, no actually i take that back, i HATED your movies, just because i can't WAIT until god puts your blasphemous soul in hell, actually no, you're already in hell.... how's that big ol' ass of yours doing, did michael jackson tear it up enough for you? you'll never please another man as long as you live, and you'll be hateful and alone for the rest of your life... good luck hating you little BEEYATCH, and FUCK----YOU!!


sincerely and love always,
jadeius

your character came across as very dark,i never would have guessed Michael Alig was a dark guy.(i know he killed a guy,but still)

you're the reason that satan and hell might have a chance of conquering this earth over god, and i won't let that happen....you go to hell right now you asshole...stop making it harder for us to reach heaven, YOU GO TO HELL YOU BASTARD OF THE DEVIL, HE CREATED YOU, AND HE WILL ONCE AGAIN BE WITH YOU FOR ETERNITY WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT....

sorry i didn't specify guys but i was talking to mccauly the whole time....

dear jadeius,

whats your deal? Caulkey wernt harmin anyone, im with him..

p.s you think ur funny?... lol no.

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dear jadeius,

whats your deal? Caulkey wernt harmin anyone, im with him..

p.s you think ur funny?... lol no.

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no i don't think i'm funny, i am actually being very serious, and i'm sorry to bring my religious opinions into this discussion because i know i shouldn't push it down peoples' throats....it's not about the religion....my deal is that he's trying to fuckin play god and act superior to everyone here, and that bothers me....maybe i should have kept it to myself, i apologize if i've been offensive to anyone besides mccauly...but he has definitely struck the wrong nerve in me....

ahh no caulkin is miss understood, it may seem hes acting superiorly to us, but in the end hes only having a laugh. i find quite a few of his posts amuzing, and it adds something different to the boards. His intent was never to annoy anyone anyway, i dont find theres anything wrong with taking on a character, its just the ways he can relate topics to the life of Mccauley's, i find it funny

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i find quite a few of his posts amuzing, and it adds something different to the boards.

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I find ALL of them annoying, and a cry for attention.

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I find ALL of them annoying, and a cry for attention.

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thank you, i guess i needed someone to see what i was saying.... i have needs that others fulfill just like mccauly does... that is why i don't hate him...i just wish and hope and pray that he will admit the the wrongs that he is committing like many of us do.... i've been way too hateful toward him, and for that, i apologize....but my only intention is to help him realize that he is committing wrongs instead of rights....pretending you are god will strike a nerve with me, because i am religious, and i know we all have our own views on that subject....but regardless, i think we can all agree that he has tried to be a false idol....and no, there is no humor behind what he says, at least i don't see it... i'm being way fuckin serious about it, and i guess i should let go.....so yeah i am sorry if i've made statements that have offended anyone.... i don't want to force god's will on anyone, i just want people to be loving, caring, forgiving, and righteous (sp?).... so i'm sorry if i struck a nerve with anyone, but a nerve was struck in me...

ahhh, jade just doesn't know you like we do...lol

welcome back...

btw, awesome job doing the club kidz in "party monster"!

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ahhh, jade just doesn't know you like we do...lol


btw, awesome job doing the club kidz in "party monster"!

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i LOVED party monster...it was the coolest movie ever.... i actually have bought the DVD and have it at my house right now....mccauly does some good movies, but i will continue to refuse to be a fan until he becomes a real person instead of an imposed god....that's why i don't think that it's actually mccauly (sp?), because i've seen him in interviews and all that, and he was so down-to-earth there and even ADMIRABLE...but why would he act so fuckin godly and superior on the boards? that's why i don't think that it's actually him....and i REFUSE to inflate his ego if he's gonna abuse that privilege....

thanks del, McCauley Caulkin appreciates all fans of McCauley's work.

McCauley Caulkin must admit, the wise words of McCauley Caulkin may not be for everyone. Sometimes the words of MCCauley Caulkin can be too powerful for one to accept, and some may denounce it, and in extreme cases, McCauley Caulkins words are so great and powerful it may scorch a hole in your soul.

p.s. look out for McCauley Caulkin's big screen comeback coming soon

meh who cares wat ppl try and do here

mcually is one fuckin funny kid

he brings a funny atmosphere to these boards

later

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Originally Posted by McCauley Caulkin

thanks del, McCauley Caulkin appreciates all fans of McCauley's work.

McCauley Caulkin must admit, the wise words of McCauley Caulkin may not be for everyone. Sometimes the words of MCCauley Caulkin can be too powerful for one to accept, and some may denounce it, and in extreme cases, McCauley Caulkins words are so great and powerful it may scorch a hole in your soul.

p.s. look out for McCauley Caulkin's big screen comeback coming soon

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my soul is WHOLE and you have not burned any goddamn thing in it.... only god can do that....and HELLO, YOU'RE NOT GOD....

welcome back McCauley Caulkin werent you bill cosby too :p

greetings my young storm trooper, no McCauley Caulkin does not associate with bill cosby, and McCauley Caulkin has not ever previosly been Bill cosby. McCauley Caulkin has been McCauley Caulkin since the beginning of time, since the first organisms were created, since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. Bill Cosby is just a washed up tv star who now must resort to jello pudding commercials and angry racial activism.

hatred, hatred, hatred...

judgement...

leave it up to god...

McCauley Caulkin does not have hatred, McCauley Caulkin loves everyone.

On McCauley Caulkins spiritual journey, McCauley Caulkin travelled to a planet called naboo, it was there that a short green creature (who surprisingly spoke english, but spoke in the verb noun format, instead of the regular noun verb format like on earth) anyway, this green creature gave McCauley Caulkin wise advice when he said "hatred leads to anger, anger leads to fear, fear leads to the dark side" from then on, MCCauley Caulkin has abandoned hatred

If McCauley Caulkin had traveled into a black hole then McCauley Caulkin would most certainly never have been seen again. The word McCauley Caulkin was looking for was 'worm hole' and McCauley Caulkin fucked that up, just like every McCauley Caulkin movie that McCauley Caulkin has ever been in.

i liked uncle buck and home alone

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Originally Posted by McCauley Caulkin

McCauley Caulkin does not have hatred, McCauley Caulkin loves everyone.

On McCauley Caulkins spiritual journey, McCauley Caulkin travelled to a planet called naboo, it was there that a short green creature (who surprisingly spoke english, but spoke in the verb noun format, instead of the regular noun verb format like on earth) anyway, this green creature gave McCauley Caulkin wise advice when he said "hatred leads to anger, anger leads to fear, fear leads to the dark side" from then on, MCCauley Caulkin has abandoned hatred

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He spoke in verb noun format. Are you sure about that?

â??hatred (noun) leads (verb) to anger (noun) , anger (noun) leads (verb) to fear (noun), fear (noun) leads (verb) to the dark sideâ?�

Shouldnâ??t he have said something like this.

â??leads hatred to anger, leads anger to fear, leads fear to the dark side.â?�

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Sometimes the words of MCCauley Caulkin can be too powerful for one to accept.

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Hahaha! Welcome back!

Btw, I liked you in Saved. Wasn't a huge part, but you played the 'cool crippled kid' role very well :D

Mccauly fucked up the black hole things same way he fucked up the spelling of HIS OWN NAME lol! Welcome back, you crazy old goon McCauly.

And jaedus, you can suck cannabis.com's collective dick!

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Greetings mortals, your lord and savior, the great McCauley Caulkin has returned!!!!!!

You may find yourself asking "where has McCauley Caulkin been?'
McCauley Caulkin has embarked on a spiritual journey through our solar system, exploring all the planets of our galaxy, journeying into black holes which blasted McCauley Caulkin millions of years into the future, McCauley Caulkin pondered the thought of living in the future, but felt the need to go back into the black hole so McCauley Caulkin can go back to 2005 and enlighten you puny mortals.

This incredible journey has elevated McCauley Caulkin into a whole new level of immortality, one which no being has ever achieved.

McCauley Caulkin has noticed there are many new members of this board who may not be familiar with McCauley Caulkin. Well, McCauley Caulkin is your god, McCauley Caulkin is the creator of the land, sea, and all the elements, and also a legendary child actor who has millions of adoring fans across the galaxy.

Caulkin out

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damm, i thought you got shot :(

you mean, you WISHED, right st0n3r? ;)

no i just hoped for it.........i was dreaming of fluffy clouds in the sky with green meadows as far as the sunset, setting in the distance behind lush green hills.........and all of a sudden *bamm* a gun shot out of nowhere.......o dear i had killed the little peadophile lollipop......what have i done??? :(

nah not reli just on salvia :P

hey McCaulay! wuzzup! i was wondering where u went! glad yur back u damn motha fucka! this site was almost gettin boring! continue to be as crazy as u are !

We missed you Caulkin.

I mean, what would the world be without him?

yup cann.com just wasnt the same without you...sort of like ghost...where the hell is he at???/