Dumb things you did as a kid

Yes, I am copying Overgrow.com but I dont care. Okay,

November 2004 (Age 14) I started chucking stuff at cars off a highway bridge. Sticks not big ones or twigs inbetween. I grabbed a mustard bottle and took the whole cap off chucked it down waited a good 10 seconds and just let all the mustard hit shit below. Me and my friend would do this alot and people caught on. Now this bridge is on the this trail NO CARS CAN DRIVE ON IT, we started to walk away when an undercover cop drives up I was like oooh shit. So after alot of yelling he said get in the car I said 'no and walked away' he runs after me and goes 'were the mother fucking police get in the car' 'I was like fine' I knew he was a cop the whole time though. So he drives to my friends house first and whoah dumbass fucking pig acts all nice now not swearing or anything He said 'your friend and son were chucking rocks off the bridge WTF stupid cop lying again so I was like 'why are you lying I wasnt chucking rocks' and he goes shut it potatoe head okay who the fuck says that. And he drove me home and said teach your son some manners not to talk when im talkin' I was pissed at this point but I kept shut.

4th grade: I started to bring a pocket blade thing to school never got in troulbe though.

fuck the police... yeah i dunno, besides basic halloween pranks

In kindergarten i cut all my school uniform to pieces like literally shreds, and when I got home my mom was like WTF!!!!#@!#@!#@!#@

and I just said



"I fell"

sounds really bad now but when i was like 11 i was with some mates playin around near the train tracks and anyway some older boys off my estate told us to get a scoffold pole and we dropped it off the bridge onto the lines and connected the rail, its called Thunder & lightning cos there is a massive flash and fucking loud noise anyway its well dangerous and if a train was near us it could have derailed it, the old bill nicked the older boys and took us youngsters home, i got in serious shit and the older lads had to go court and everythin -

I got in alot of trouble in elemantry school..
"fuck you" "fuck" "bitch" "shit" "stupid jew"
awesome.

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sounds really bad now but when i was like 11 i was with some mates playin around near the train tracks and anyway some older boys off my estate told us to get a scoffold pole and we dropped it off the bridge onto the lines and connected the rail, its called Thunder & lightning cos there is a massive flash and fucking loud noise anyway its well dangerous and if a train was near us it could have derailed it, the old bill nicked the older boys and took us youngsters home, i got in serious shit and the older lads had to go court and everythin -

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not kool dude, 7 people died in my town from a derailed train

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not kool dude, 7 people died in my town from a derailed train

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like i said sounds bad now im not proud of it now but i was a little fucker then!! you dont think of the consequences at that age!

when i was in 6th grade i was stealin food in the cafeteria fridge, and then i was exhangin all what me and my friend stole for weed (that girl's dad was growin and she was stealin a lot of weed to his dad...)

then my friend dropped the weed and the teacher saw it

police came at school and we all had trouble


good times lol

When I was young maybe 4th or 5th grade.

I put liquid mercury (a lot) in mouth and swished it around and lived to tell the tale.

I did this like three or four times cause I thought it felt cool in my mouth.

Mercury is HIGHLY toxic and definitely would have killed me if I had swallowed even a tiny amount.

Now I know why they don't use it in thermometers any more.

oh thats why u became like this!






















lol jk

I think thats a large part of it yes.

i got a faint tatoo on my knuckles - 4 dots - and a cross and 4 dots on my leg which i can bearly see now me & my pals done them when i was about 14-15 with ink and a needle, i also got clipper burn marks down my arm(smilies we called 'em) me and all my mates done em sitting in a dirty garage which is stupid lookin back but then we thought we were well ard!!!
only good thing is i look at em and remember my mis-spent youth!

Dumbest thing I ever did as a kid? Decided to go to college. Now I have a very high priced brain with nothing to show for it. Education is for suckers children. Learn a trade is my advice; like how to draw a check and foodstamps without ever working a day in your life. Those sob's are a helluva lot smarter than anyone with whom I ever went to school. (I have some kickass grammar now though)

i still am a dumb kid

i had the bright idea to go to court while trippin on dxm...thinking ill know what to say cause dxm is beautiful like that...never again...

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i had the bright idea to go to court while trippin on dxm...thinking ill know what to say cause dxm is beautiful like that...never again...

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lol, oh man please share some details :D .

this is over 20yrs ago.
I was about 9 and I had Made a Chlorine/Break fliud bomb in a tabacco tin with the kid next door.
we were in the back shed and His dad came in and said what are you to up to in here.
i replied O were just trying a science experiment mr.suchnsuch.
he took the tin off me and just as he opened it it went off..lmao..
all I can remember was a rainbow of colors and huge holes in his moe hair jumper.
I took off jumping the back fence with him yell at me never to come back..
ahh the good old days.

We used to think that any game that involved potential pain was great.
One of our games was to fill an empty pop can with rocks.Pop cans back then were much more solid too. So then a few kids would stand 'outfield' and one would stand away from them. The lone kid would toss the can in the air and try to make it arc in such a way that they would hope to nail one of the outfield kids with it. If you got nailed you were out, but if you could catch the can the other dude was out and you became the thrower.
hehe good times. More than 20 years ago.

We also liked to take turns racing our bikes past a checkpoint where a kid was waiting with a sick. His job was to try to shove the sick into your spokes and if he did he got a point. So the idea was to race as fast as you could past this kid. Well I only lost once and my bike came to an immediate stop while I did not. I flew through the air and landed on the pavement on my face and busted my nose and got tiny rocks imbedded in my face.
good times.

How about the time we tried to see who could balance the longest standing on one foot on a board with a 6" nail sticking out of it. Well we actually stood on the nail. I wore that fuckin board on my foot to the hospital .
ahh good times.

This was all as a little kid , not a teen. Man we did stupid shit for fun.

hehe remember whip fights ?

hahaha noosa thats a good one.

...play football with a freshly sharpened letter opener in your pocket...

does that count :D *raises hand*

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Dumbest thing I ever did as a kid? Decided to go to college. Now I have a very high priced brain with nothing to show for it. Education is for suckers children. Learn a trade is my advice; like how to draw a check and foodstamps without ever working a day in your life. Those sob's are a helluva lot smarter than anyone with whom I ever went to school. (I have some kickass grammar now though)

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i am still a dumd kid , but yesterday night i spent eh night at a freind house and theyre where some other guys and we found a recyle( i dont care if thats wronge) full of beer and wine bottles so we took it and smashed them all on this main road and right when we went inside a cop came and then it took them like an hour or so to clean up but they did a really good job at it

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We used to think that any game that involved potential pain was great.
One of our games was to fill an empty pop can with rocks.Pop cans back then were much more solid too. So then a few kids would stand 'outfield' and one would stand away from them. The lone kid would toss the can in the air and try to make it arc in such a way that they would hope to nail one of the outfield kids with it. If you got nailed you were out, but if you could catch the can the other dude was out and you became the thrower.
hehe good times. More than 20 years ago.

We also liked to take turns racing our bikes past a checkpoint where a kid was waiting with a sick. His job was to try to shove the sick into your spokes and if he did he got a point. So the idea was to race as fast as you could past this kid. Well I only lost once and my bike came to an immediate stop while I did not. I flew through the air and landed on the pavement on my face and busted my nose and got tiny rocks imbedded in my face.
good times.

How about the time we tried to see who could balance the longest standing on one foot on a board with a 6" nail sticking out of it. Well we actually stood on the nail. I wore that fuckin board on my foot to the hospital .
ahh good times.

This was all as a little kid , not a teen. Man we did stupid shit for fun.

hehe remember whip fights ?

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Yeahâ?¦..lol

I remember we used to cut switches from weeping willow trees and fight with them to see who could give the other the biggest whelp mark.

I was something of a tom boy.

agreed to star in Richie Rich

Holy shit Maccauley....whare have you been? I was just talking about you yesterday.

hello there, read McCauley Caulkins thread, there you will find out what kind of adventures McCauley Caulkin has been on in the last few months

Getting juiced for halloween was always a favourite...throwing shit at houses, urinating in gas tanks, i dunno all of it lol

likemclever...thats exactly what we did! My younger sister was a helluva good player and made all the boys cry haha. She also took one of them pop cans to the collar bone and broke it. I got in shit and she was ready to play again once she got home with a brace on.Tough girl. She used to pound out my friends.