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Yo, i was looking through all these threads but i didn't find a thread about bras. I know some guys have trouble with this, and could use some tips so i'm making it for them. So, ladies or gentlemen, any tips for the unexperianced in the art of bra unhooking?
just have them take it off.
Keep a pair of scissors handy.
say "bitch get naked"
If you cant get it off RIP IT OFF and have crazy sex with her
Ther's no hole to fuck under a bra, why take it off. j/k
I also have problems getting them off, I usually fumble around for awhile, then she(wife) says "here let me get that". Then I titty fuck her and slide it in her mouth afew times.
I don't think there is a wrong way to take one off, as long as you don't destroy it or the melons it holds.
peace
pp69
i can't never get those fuckers off >.< it's like they're trained to only be removed by a woman's hands or something. i can turn the chick around and stare at the mother fucker and try for 10 minutes and still not get it off, i gave up on it. i just move it the hell outta my way as i see fit, or stick my hand inside of it.
Man you can't get a bra off by staring at it, believe me I've tried.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
Yo, grab with one hand, pinch both straps together so they are adjacent, find the latch, squeeze harder then pop.
they are quite simple only an idiot would have trouble undoin them
guess i'm an idiot then, i know how to take them off, but the hooks never wanna seem to cooperate with me.
It's just like rolling a joint. All you need is three fingers.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
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Originally Posted by pikes peak 69
LMAO! very under rated.
lol taking off a bra is hard? are u guys stupid? its only a lil clip u just take em off i mean if u have problem taking em off man practice on your mom's bras LOL
i like how you think...Quote:
Originally Posted by kid rediculous
nah but the ones that have the clasp in the front are a alot harder to undo..... :mad:
Those are the ones my sister used to wear. At least you can slip her tongue while you're taking it off.
Not your sister.
McCauley Caulkin usually uses telekenesis to remove womens bras and panties. but many times, the women that surround McCauley Caulkin (which is around the thousands) are not wearing and bra or panties.
yes mortals, McCauley Caulkin has returned
^ lmao i love this guy
dont even worry about the bra. all thats there is boobies and weve all seen and played with them many times before...yawn
tell her to undo her own dam bra then ram it in the ol poopshute while her hands r busy and she cant stop you
muahahaha im the sex god
*cough*
uhhh yea
later
i said it, and ill say it again, practice with your mom's bras
I asked my mom if I could practice on her bra and she slapped me. I toldher I didn't want to do anything more, just practice on removing her bra with one hand, so I would beable to do it with other girls.
this is one fucked up thread and i diont see how anyone has a problem with it i never did :)
What I hate is when its in the front, and you dont realize it and reach around to the back. Fucking fuckers.
Just pull the straps off her shoulders and slowly work the bra down. Kiss on her breasts and stomach as you slide the bra down off her breasts. Then just move your way on down south. She won't realize you don't know how to get her bra off (from my experience ladies hate it when you fumble around with their bras, because you seem like a total amateur, but I'm sure a lot of cool chicks would probably think it was sweet) When things start heating up you can just leave it on or she can take it off while you're occupied with other things. Trust me, it works.
I'll take it off for him, but even i have trouble lol
USE SCISSORS
Am i the only one who thinks using their moms bra is weird?
yup i dont even bother letting u fucks try..ur all so dumb...just ask dont be scurrred haha
Trying that on your mom's bras?... you're fucking crazy. :eek: :eek:
if hes too dumb to take off the bra than practice on your mom's. lol
and yes this is weird, but i dont have to do it anyway :D
Some folks call it a swingblade, I call it a kaiser blade.
I could never get the knack of taking them off so I just pushed it up and sucked like a baby
i only just figured it out. find the hooks, and its like snapping your fingers! But my gf used to laugh at me cuz i couldnt do it. W/e, its cool now.
Hello Reefer Rogue :) I have to say this thread has made me smile :)
Reading all the guys saying "I can't undo a bra", it's a myth ;) .
Believe me I have never met a guy who took longer than a heartbeat in unfastening a bra ;)
However you ask him to fasten them back up for you, guess what :confused: ..............He becomes all fingers and thumbs and it's "mission impossible" :rolleyes:
I really do believe that quite a number of guys sit at home practicing undoing their mums bra's :)
love mand xxx :)
Mand,
Hmmmm ..... Just gotta love a girl whose bra comes off easily ;-)
Really Mand you seem to get more intrigueing with every post.
Max Blast
Oh my word Max, I dont believe that I've every been thought of as a woman of intrigue before :)
True what I say though, guys must practice how to unfasten a bra ;)
It's when you wear a front fastening one, now that really confuses and fustrates them ;)
love mand xxx :)
Hey let's keep this respectful. Rape isn't something to joke about. I had to clean this up a bit.
man... i miss all the good shit =/Quote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
Holy shit.. when did you become a mod?? Well congrats anywaysQuote:
Originally Posted by stinkyattic
No shit man, its even easier for us cause we can just give em the ol "hug, slip and tug" instead of having to reach our hands around our back. My ex had to put her bra on backwards then turn it around. But then again, she has to do alot of things the "special" way. God Im so embarrassed I dated her, lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs