Advanced Weed Smoking 101

Ok, so i consdider my self a veteran smoker and as such i am always on the look out for new and improved methods of smoking effeciently. I have already done my share of experimentation with the traditional (tobacco-free) tools: vaporizers, pipes, bubblers, jays, bongs, hookahs, blunts, and found them to be ranked in effeciency in that order. i have also done all the prep work for smoking: breaking up the buds, hyperventilation, ice, pre-carbing, head-stands, etc. So if you have any suggestions that will really make the grass last then please leave a suggestion. For Us Cocoa astros and the donKey flUx.

if you like alcohol have a bit before as alcohol increases absorbtion in the blood or eating it that will do the trick and maybe have a smoke aswell

I dont smoke cigarettes, except for a few times when someone isn't supposed to smoke as they are 17 or something and I will quickly get it passed to me and smoke it for them....but sometimes having a mixed drink like a white russian before or after makes the high supreme. I am by no means a veteran, but all of my friends except the recently converted are very avid smoking veterans.

Vaporizors sound amazing, I must try.

Im only 17 but im a pretty experienced smoker as for the last 4 years i have been smokin at least 1gram or about 10-15 bongs a day to myself. So I definatly try to make it as efficient as possible not only to stay high but to save money. The best thing that i have found is to have as many different kinds of bud on you at the same time. Switchin up the strain will make your 5th session of the day feel like your first. I smoke my hydro in the mornin for that upliftin, heady high...then i smoke my shitty weed during the day. And for the grand finale, i bust out the sticky icky fer that couchlock high in the evening. now of course not everyone can just go shopping for different kinds but if u have the chance, buy some different stuff, even if u just bought a bag of preems the day before and this shit doesnt look as good. Even putting some nice orange haired bud with some dark green outdoor will get you a surprisingly nice mix of highs. Speaking of not being able to go shop for weed, its been so fuckin dry around here for the last couple months and im not liking it. In fact im feindin at this point all i have is my shitty weed!.Any1 care to send me some preems like that orange in my avatar???!?!? lol. my god how i miss that stuff.
-Killa

i smoke a fuck load to but FUCK killa? what the hell you smokin up all our weed for??lol

how does one gram make 10-15 bongs?

maybe he meant 10-15 bong hits...

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Originally Posted by NightProwler

maybe he meant 10-15 bong hits...

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lol yeah i wuz talkin about how many bongs i hit in a day...u must b smokin sum good sheeit there budday hahaha.

U scare me killa..just cuz your name is partially the same and we both love krayzie bone - smokin buddah..i cant help but have fun when that song comes on lol

advanced smoking?? well thats just a matter of what you call "advanced" my favorite 'technique' is to flutter my finger on the carb while its burning, if you do it with the right rythym you can make a bedroom one giant cloud :cool:

My buddy jason is sittin here bein fuckin annoying trying to get on my comp to type his tech but here it is.

only works with bongs/wet pieces and only when they are upright

put a shot of whiskey in your mouth DONT SWALLOW IT!!!...yet :D now hold your lips together so as not to let the alcy out and put your lips to the bong/piece. Now open your lips slightly as you start to take your hit (as you would normally hit a bong) so the alcohol in your mouth is bubbling up into your mouth. Take your hit and exhale through your MOUTH (not too big, coughing is hard to deal with here) so the smoke goes over the shot again, now that the smoke been filtered through the alcohol 2 times down it as fast as you can and enjoy being FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDD UP!!!!!!

PS. you can do this with water/mouthwash/minty water if your smoking in a room and dont want the smokey smell, it covers it up pretty well.


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POST # fo-too-zeroh NUKAA!!!!! sorry i didnt notice till i had already sent it hahaha

its been fairly dry around here to. i live in buffalo so we get most our weed from your find country so gotta blame canada on this one. i hope the flow starts back up soon.

Tips? Well, figure out if you're an indica person or a sativa person, and buy dimes from various sources until you find the strain that suits you. Then, whip out the big bucks, buy some bulk, and you're set!

Personally, for a night out I go for sativa, but for a lazy night around the house, break out that couchlock!

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Originally Posted by mellowman420

its been fairly dry around here to. i live in buffalo so we get most our weed from your find country so gotta blame canada on this one. i hope the flow starts back up soon.

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Damn, it sure has been dry lately. Some people are selling an 8th for 50 when I usually get the same dank for 30.

i live in nc its usually always 50 an 1/8th where i live for some good dank.......but yea its dry here to

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Originally Posted by Killa.Kali

advanced smoking?? well thats just a matter of what you call "advanced" my favorite 'technique' is to flutter my finger on the carb while its burning, if you do it with the right rythym you can make a bedroom one giant cloud :cool:

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Damn I thought I was the only one! I love fluttering my finger over the carb on a pipe/bubbler. I in fact call it, "playing the flute" when im tokin.

Hehe

I also play my pipe like the flute. Dry bong-hits rule!

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Originally Posted by a. beezy

Dry bong-hits rule!

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give your bong to someone who wants to use it how it was made and buy yourself a steamroller



here's one... someoen mentioned hyperventalating... my old man told me about this one... an ELEVATOR

when he was in military school him and his buddies used to do this... get a bong, fill it properly with herb and water... stand up, with bong and lighter ready, now hyperventilate real fast about 20 exhales, on the 20th breath out hard, squat down and chalk up the bong fiercly, and as you go to clear it stand up... if done correctly and quickly... YOU WILL KNOW

don't stand infront of a glass coffee table though... my old man showed me a scar from doing an elevator and blackin out thru a table

Steamrollers are nice, but I like the form of bongs.

And- We call that a supercharge; I've blacked out from it twice... maybe three times. Anyway, the secret is u will pass out even without weed. Your lungs are smaller when you squat down, so when you stand up ur lungs expand and the oxygen is pulled from ur brain as in a gravity bong.

One of these in the cafeteria could get u young'ns home from school early!

If you really want your weed to last you got to the blades. A couple of hoots will get you high if you dont do them a lot. Even if you do a 1/2 gram will be good.

I definately think the Vaporizor is the best way to smoke. Recently we hooked the vaporizor up to the bong. It was insane.