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Alright...So I have a '92 Chevy Corsica...sitting in my driveway while i'm fast asleep. My crazy ass ex girlfriend comes to MY house and puts dead fish all over my car and all over the inside of my car and flattends a tire.
Now...I want to know what is the best way to approch this. Should I act on first instinct and go for revenge? Or should I get a restraining order on the slut?
I need at least a little input.
what a nut!! good luck with that
You should first get a restraining order on the psychobitch, then you may try to sue her. Find out if a neighbour saw her do it, you need proof in order to win a case against her. Don't get revenge it will just escalate to something stupid. My first instinct would be to bash the bitches head into some concrete but you have to be smart and keep your cool. She will get what she deserves. What goes around comes around!!! Always remember that. If you start screwing around and getting revenge you will just get into more shit. Go after her legally and get that restraining order so if she sets foot on your property or near your car again she will be hauled off to jail and held accountable for her actions. And maybe, just maybe she will end up in a cell with a huge butch shemale named Bertha and she will be forced to perform sexual favours on the syphilitic, genital wart infested whore.
yea... go for legal action... and if some one saw her put the fish in or on your car... or even around your house that nite, i would sue her for the monie u had to put into removing the fish smell... one of the hardest smells to get rid of... i fish all the time, and ocasinoly go comershal(sp?) on the river... and i smell like fish for days... no matter what i do
lol@this thread, i thought this shit only happend in movies
solution...
burn her house down
get her to admit it to u over a agrument on the phone WHILST U RECORD :D
i dunno about you guys... but in my area cops won't really give a shit about stuff like this. they will just laugh at you. why waste your time? plus, i don't like to have a habit of calling the cops on anyone... i would HATE to be on the other end of that!
just go find her best friend and tap that ass. that's the best revenge. unless you can get her mom in the sack :eek:
duck tape her mouth and hands and stick her in your closet for a couple of days, dont feed her or let her use the bathroom. She will never mess with you again. well thats how we do things in brooklyn.
RUN RUN FORREST RUN
mistersource is right. the only thing to do is fuck her mom.
bribe one of the neabhors to say they say her doing it.... even if they didnt