tonight

right, i have a nice joint left and i wanna get high. So tonight i'm gunna do it with my parents in. Its kinda a "whatever happends, dont get caught" situation. I am planning on doing it between 10 and 11, when parents are watching E.R (uk). I have 2 locations. In my bedroom or in the toilet. My bedroom doesnt have a lock on it, toilet does. But its guarenteed people will go in the toilet just a few mins after i've finished (well, it may vary, depending on what time i do it) but they may not come in my bedroom. I need advice on smell protection, advice in case i get that dreaded *knock knock* on the door and where you guys think is the best place to do it. cheers

well, I will be hanging out the window, toking, i've just practised, i can get all the way out. Are you sure? i have an air spray, might work, anyone else?

anyone???

do you have frebreeze?? that is a spray that is supposed to eliminate odors? i use it on my furniture and carpet to take the smells out and my house don't smell like pot. there's another one too that is supposed to eliminate odors in the air as well as fabric it's called renuzit. the renuzit has a less flowery smell than frebreeze. i smoke in my house all the time and no one who comes over after a session ever mentions the smell to me. hope this helps you out.
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i use Neutradol, it's pretty damn good.

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fuck the j, use a pipe and cover the bowl after you hit it so no smoke escapes, and then exhale through a swiffer tube (paper towel roll stuffed with bounce dryer sheets)

I don't do anything, I just use a bowl and make sure all smoke goes into my lungs and out of my lungs out the window. I have a screen on my window so I can't get out I just blow through it. There is a smoke detector(maybe) in the hall, but usually no smoke is in the house afterwards, it all settles. If you're smoking a joint, then the smoke will run though, that is a problem. You'll need to put a towel under your door when you close it so smoke doesnt go through. You'll just have to hope your parents dont come to your room. There is another better method though. Here it is:
Go to bathroom, and turn on shower, set it to the highest setting so that there is steam, then turn on the fan, then toke and exhale the smoke into the shower. Leave the shower on for a few minutes after, and after turning off the shower, leave the fan on for a few minutes after. Take about 15 minutes for the entire process. Make sure any ceiling vents are closed and towel under door. Doing this method with a joint is risky, just unroll the joint, and pack the bowl....

yep, follow my method and use the swiffer

omglolwtf Go outside, why would u wanna worry about getting caught? Best advice ever> Go outside. I mean since you are living with your parents should'nt you respect that? I dunno maybe i am missing something here! Maybe you want them to know? :confused:

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Originally Posted by gs8778

fuck the j, use a pipe and cover the bowl after you hit it so no smoke escapes, and then exhale through a swiffer tube (paper towel roll stuffed with bounce dryer sheets)

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That swiffer tube works really well. Use that and blow it out the window.

jus sayin ur guna pop out to see a mate or summit, take a can of deoderant go around the corner for a cheeky smoke, the perfect crime, jus dont get caught! or jus wait till ur parents go to sleep then toke wen ever wherever by the morning the smell has faded.also another trick to keep smoke contained in one room is to put a pillow over the crack under the door. it works great, or have a joint then light up sum josstix incense thingys and blame the smell on that. thats what i used to do, until i got caught now my folks dont mind me smokin it so its all cool.

ive smoekd in my house with my parents home a few tiems, i get caught most of the time i do it tho. put a towel under the door.. i dont smoke at my house anymore lol

i kno how u feel dude. i used to blaze at my house all the time until i got busted. and busted. and busted. over and over until now i get drug tests if they ever suspect i was using. here is what u gotta do. go OUTSIDE. wash your hands right when u get in. rub a LANDURY SOFTERN SHEET on ur clothes chew some gum and ur totaly cool. dont smoke inside ur ass will get busted.

this is for the people that say we undermind our parents and all that. SHUT UP

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i kno how u feel dude. i used to blaze at my house all the time until i got busted. and busted. and busted. over and over until now i get drug tests if they ever suspect i was using. here is what u gotta do. go OUTSIDE. wash your hands right when u get in. rub a LANDURY SOFTERN SHEET on ur clothes chew some gum and ur totaly cool. dont smoke inside ur ass will get busted.

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omfg!!!!!!!!!hahahahaha, that is what i use to do too lmfao!It works...
Another tip get one of those little bottles of scope the travel size and rinse your mouth out with it before u walk in your house:)

first of all if you are worried about the smell, j's and blunts arenbt the answer. if you really feel you need to puff inside, then hear is something to keep the smell away...
get some dryer sheets, get a empty water bottle...cut the bottom of the water bottle off....stuff with a bunch of dryer sheets, take off the cap....and now you have a chamber stuffed with dryer sheets to exhale your smoke through, and leaves the room smelling fresh. dont understuff the bottle with dryer sheets. use like 20 of them. it will work

Or you could offer your parents a toke also, why are you being so stingy? They have provided you with a Home! let them enjoy a good buzz too and then you will all enjoy ER! have a good day

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Originally Posted by akwg

i kno how u feel dude. i used to blaze at my house all the time until i got busted. and busted. and busted. over and over until now i get drug tests if they ever suspect i was using. here is what u gotta do. go OUTSIDE. wash your hands right when u get in. rub a LANDURY SOFTERN SHEET on ur clothes chew some gum and ur totaly cool. dont smoke inside ur ass will get busted.

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LANDURY SOFTERN SHEETS? Wouldn't something like FABREEZE be better for that application? Or is it too expensive?

I don't think there is any substance known to man that could remove all the hideous smells from me anyway. Must be because my Karma is so negetive and all. Yeh, i'm not much good at transendance and chemical conversion factors these days, i don't know if it's due to my age or what. I have been diagnosed as a paranoid schizephrenic though and that could also have something to do with it. Anyway, i guess all i'm trying to say is if you can no longer retain a positive attitude in all you do in the long-run your pretty much fucked no matter what you do.