Bill O'lielly writes sex novel OMG is it funny

Isn't it funny how the neocons preach family values while doing exactly the opposite?

Bill Reilly writes cheap sex novels and it is smut writing at its best hilarious to read....here is an excerpt:

Stripping off her bathing-suit, she walked into the huge shower. She pulled the lime green curtain across the entrance and then set the water for a tepid 75-degrees. The spray felt great against her skin as she ducked her head underneath the nozzle. Closing her eyes she concentrated on the tingling sensation of water flowing against her body. Suddenly another sensation entered, Ashley felt two large hands wrap themselves around her breasts and hot breathe on the back of her neck. She opened her eyes wide and giggled, "I thought you drowned out there snorkel man."

Tommy O'Malley was naked and at attention. "Drowning is not an option", he said, "unless of course you beg me to perform unnatural acts â?? right here in this shower."

Excerpt from: Those Who Trespass by Bill Oâ??Reilly



HAHAHAHAHAHA that's suppose to be sexy? it is fucking hilarious.....

"I thought you drowned out there snorkel man." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



got to love those neocons they really know how to treat the ladies!!!

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this belongs in the politics board.

he would say,"we didnt embezzle any money!!those lying liars!!"

It is real...he is in trouble for sexual harassment too read the smoking gun stuff...

The book is real random house is the publisher...

here's more on it..http://slate.msn.com/id/2108355/

note the October 2004 date.too funny.who cares about bill o'reilly anyway.

Just spoiled grapes, eh Hamster? HAHAHAHAHA

spoiled grapes?over bill o'reilly?please.

we will see if he loses his job,oh wait!


hows air america doing?hahahaha

AAR is fine Hamster ...they have much better ratings than that sack of shit you call a president....
Oh wait tho...you're a felon you can't vote...guess I can't blame you on that one. hahahahaha

x-ponged record my friend.guess i can vote.

air america is fine???they lost contracts all over the country and their new scandal isnt gonna help.they just make our job easier.thanks hollywood.

Oh and about it belonging in the poli room...he is not a politician....he is hipocrit and a creep with a tv show... if you don't like it you think it is politics.. posting here should be fine....

this belongs in the politics board.your such a drama queen.

projecting again there Hamster...even borrowing my lines...I'm flattered.

Ever played russian roulette with that new gun of yours...just who is it registered to anyway? You? Lets see felons can't vote and can't own guns...hmmmm

it for sure isnt registered to me.

if anyone was wondering who the cop might be. :rolleyes:

keep sippin that kool-aid.


like i said,this belongs in the politica board.

borrowing again? you just don't have an original bone in your body do ya Hamster

And the wheel goes round and round...run hamy run :D

blue cat that was friggin funny. just like the bill o' reiley thing. and sounds like you have issues amsterdam. you know if you were mod you could move the thread, but since you're not and this is not a political forum you do have the right to keep your lil young mouth shut.

but it isn't politics it is about a funny porn book....not everything fits in politics but really what does it matter?

but since you're not and this is not a political forum you do have the right to keep your lil young mouth shut.

WTF who the hell are you to say...I did not say anything personal to you... why would you tell me to shut-up
what are you an O'lielly porn fan?

Hey Beeb could you move this to the Poli room...
I did not see it as politics...but someones got their panties in a bundle....

Must be that hot steamy snorkle man...lol

uhhhh...Blue Cat. this was not in anyway directed to you. if you read the thread correctly, i do believe i pointed that comment out to amersterdam. sorry if you misread that, but i did re-read my thread and i specifically aimed that specific comment out to amsterdam.

i still continute to agree with you and say that mr. o'reiley is a numnut!!!!

Oh I'm sorry looseends...

maybe if you had quoted Hamster....

Forgive me for the misunderstanding?

I asked Zandor move it anyway...

that's ok blue cat. i understand. mr. o'reilly can do that to even the best of us. hypocritical bastard.

true... :D :D :D

Sex and Politics is like peanut butter and jelly...don't ya think?

NO no I don't think that...I think if you are going to preach family values you should at least have some! The only time moral values are important is when it will promote a political agenda....hypocrite SOBs.