STORY

ok so there is this girl i know, shes about 23, and she was on her was to Chicago Illinois 2 weeks ago...the plane hit some VERY rough turbulance, the lights went out and the emergency came on, there was a very very high chance of this plane crashing, the girl began to take off all her clothes and stand in the aisle and says "IF IM GOING TO DIE I WANT TO DIE FEELING LIKE A WOMAN....IS TEHRE ANY MAN HERE WHO CAN MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN"...a few mummers from the passangers and a man stands up a few rows away, looks at her, begins to un button his shirt, he proceeds to remove his shirt and throw it at her saying "here, iron this for me"

Haha, thats funny.

...you and I may be the only ones who think so. :D

its not the funniest shit i ever heard but its alright.

That's funny. :)

I was wrong!!!!!!! :D

Hilarious.

ehh

I kind of smerked, good joke though.

I heard this one just today, kinda dumb, but made me laugh. Then again, that was after like 4 bong loads.

What does Snoop Dogg use for laundry detergent?
"Bleaotch!"

hahaha pretty good joke

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

I kind of smerked, good joke though.

I heard this one just today, kinda dumb, but made me laugh. Then again, that was after like 4 bong loads.

What does Snoop Dogg use for laundry detergent?
"Bleaotch!"

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i heard a snoop one yesterday...and it sucks...lol

why does snoop use an unbrella?...

...fo drizzle

I hate snoop and all his manerisms with a passion. Am I the only one.

I concur

I didn't crack a smile, and Im high...

but I think thats just cause I was so high I forgot everything I read. Therfore... I didn't even get it by the time I got to the end.

damn... I need to get off the internet.

lol funny stuff.

purpncoke you little lucky bastard if i could be you right now id.....well id be high apparantly.

They are good jokes, that fo' drizzle one was good:) lol