worst ever stoned experience

I will post mine, you guys post yours. I'm STILL angry at what happened last night...


So anyway, I left my hometwon two years ago, and I come back to find most of my old friends began smoking pot. I was happy, because these were people you'd never dream would smoke, so they invited me to go toke up with them. I pitched in 10 dollars to the pool and we all bought 2 grams of mango (at least, they said it was that strain). It was fresh as fuck and smelled oh so delicious.

So anyway, I also showed them my new pipe (40 bucks, great looking pipe) and my lighter, and this new backpack I had gotten. We all smoked out of my pipe, and thats when the horrible stuff began. These guys were utter assholes. Going back into the van, we went drive to get something to eat... but they said we'd have to spray ourselves first so that we dont get caught. They sprayed breath mint in both of their mouths, then handed me a bottle.. I didnt notice it wasnt the same bottle. I sprayed it in my mouth, come to fin dout, it was car fragrance. I started gagging and stuff, and had my first paranoid high... I started getting a panic attack, but calmed down after I smoked a little more bud.

We ate a bit, but they kept on messing with me. I like to chill out and relax while high, but we NEVER would. Later that night, they jacked my bag and pipe saying that they couldnt find it anywhere, but "if they happen to find it, do I givethem permission to sue my pipe to smoke the rest after they drop me off".

Of course I said yes, otherwise, I have no chance of ever seing it agian.

I'm fucking pissed.

Fuck assholes lol. I hate buying weed from random fucers. ''k;ljm

that fuckin sucks man but i think the worst expierence i had was when i picked up some bud came home and smoked it by myself b/c my friends were busy or didn't want to risk gettin caught(pussy) and right when i finish my dad comes home and tells me i have to do all this yardwork so i didn't get to enjoy any of my high

my worst high.......
ok me and a friend had just got a 1/2 8th we were in a parking lot and i was breaking up the whole bag for a blunt....my friend wanted me to drive so he got out and as he did a gush of wind came and blew the weed all over his car which was fealthy to begin with....maybe gathered a 1/2 gram back up..luckly my friend who we bought the bag from sold me another one for only 10 bones.....anyways we rolled up a blunt and decided to burn it on the way to the mall.. we pulled inot the mall and up to a little 4 way stop and i had the blunt in my mouth when i looked to my left and there was a fucking pig...so i wiged out droped the blunt in my lap and pulled into a parking space real quick and burnt a hole in my fucking shirt and shorts.... as if all that had happened wasnt enough when we got into best buy i was filling out an application and started felling light headed...i passed out cold and knocked over a shelf in the middle of the store and woke up to mad people standing around me and a paramedic who says "son have you been smoking weed"......

worst high ever!!!!

haha "son have you been tokin'?!" haha.

do you live in sc? nomad?

my worst expierance being high was one time i bought a cheapquater 25 bucks. rolled up some fat jays for me and a friend. we smoked 1 jay and saved the roach.went to McDonald's to eat(munchies) and waiting in line i just passed out hit the drink tray thing cut open my head then whiplashed my head into the floor. and was out for atleast 5 to 10 mins. with blood pouring out of my head. then i wake up and i was like i was just day dreaming. sat down and i was freezing cold and sweating my ass off. they were trying to rush me to the hospital but i wouldnt go cause i still had weed on me and im not getting caught. Fially it wore off and i went to work a little bit later with my head bleeding. the only reason i know everything is cause McDonald's showed me the survalince tape. Damn I hate laced weed.

dude, that sucks, ive never realy had a bad smoking exprince, well there r to, one was a cop came up and talke to me and was acusing me and my friend of trying to break into a shed, and then he took my cigs and they killed my buzz, like after he was done talking to me, i didnt have a buzz, and i had just otten high like 5 minutes before the fuckers came, well i didnt have a pipe or any weed left,then when he finaly left i damn near killed someone to get a ciggerat, then the other time i had skiped school and went to a friends house, and smoked like 100 dollars worth of shawg, and we sitting there and his mom comes home (works for school) starts cussing and she takes us back, cuz the school wanted to talk to us, so we get in there, they have my back pack and my pipe, what a shity day

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do you live in sc? nomad?

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no detroit.... what made you think that?

Never had one. Atleast not that i remeber. So obviously nothing bad enoug happened for me to remeber it :D

OOOO i got a good one. so i made a really nice bubbler/bong out of a sobe bottle and my friend and i were smokin with a blowtorch....cuz it was a ddeep bowl and a regular lighter could barely burn it. anyway so then out of nowhere hes like lets make a hole in the glass ass a carb.(in the middle of smokin a nice big bowl.) so he randomly burns the side and tries to make a hole with a screwdriver. and POP. the glass basically exploded leaving bongwater and broken glass all over the floor. and we were pretty high so we were both laughing. as a matter of fact we were so i i couldnt feel my body. so anyway i notice that there is blood drippin on the floor. a piece of glass had shot through my hand leaving a 3/4 inch gash in my hand. but wait theres more. my mom walks in and new instantly we were high and stuff. so she takes my friend home and tells his parents then takes me to the hospitol for my hand. so the doctor comes in and hes like we have to pull it out and give you 11 stitches (5 on the plam 6 on the back of my hand) so right before he gives me a pain killer my moms like no.... just dont give him anything...and then says to me...so hows smokin now....anyway yea thats my story

i forgot my weed(haze) and bowl in my friends car today now i can't smoke thats my worst experience haha not really but most recent and shortest haha

damn budbuzz that sucks

oh wow. actually if it were my kid and i were against pot i'd probably do the same thing. damn that sucks though. i bet you were feeling it afterwards.

probably my worst experiences are when i end up at a fast food restaurant (usually arby's) or i'm at walmart or some gas station or whatever and I have to talk to the people and I can barely talk and sometimes I know them and it sucks. I went to the movies the other day stoned and the guy was trying to give me butter on my popcorn but i couldn't figure out how to say no butter. "uh, i just want none of that." "excuse me. . . ." "yeah that stuff on the corn" Well, it was ok cause I knew him from school and he was easy about it, but dammit he put butter on my popcorn anyway.

i would much rather have buttered popcorn.......

first time i smoked weed, i woke up in a paddock somewhere. my pants were missing and my bum hurt really bad.

WELCOME BACK IMOTEP

why hello. i drop in from time to time.
leave little gently steaming piles of wisdom.

I have 2, THe first time was when me and a buddy skipped the last 2 periods of the day. During this time, we blaze 3 blunts, between us. And then we're just chillin by these rocks near the school. So then we go to the school to go grab our bags and go to a next spot. So we walk in, and run into the washroom. So we're in there, and we hear someone throwin up. So we kick the stall door in, and it's my boy. So he's fuckin drunk, and we tell him "We gotta get you out before the bell rings, if your in here till after school the teachers will be out, and the rats" So we lift him up, and walk, we get outside, he throws up again, so we keep walking, and me and my boy forget our class is right above where we're walking, and we hadn't been there in 2 weeks, so our teach comes runnin down. "Get to the office!" We get there my boy gets 10 day suspension for being drunk. THe principal asks me into the office, i'm still super high, and he asks me some dumb questions, I BS my way back to class.

The second one is, me and my boys were blazing at this park, with a forest surrounding it, except for the parking lot, so we're burning, and this pig pulls up, we see the big light shine at us, and we see him walking towards us, 2 blunts are burning, so it reeks, so we take off running, in different directions, I cut through the forest and run across the street to the coffee spot. One of my boys got caught, cause the pig found him hiding near some bushes. It was too close

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so the doctor comes in and hes like we have to pull it out and give you 11 stitches (5 on the plam 6 on the back of my hand) so right before he gives me a pain killer my moms like no.... just dont give him anything...and then says to me...so hows smokin now....anyway yea thats my story

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haha, harsh, but funny

funny unless you were the one with the glass in your hand...me ......but it retrospect yes i guess it is rather amusing.

The first time I ever smoked I was at my friends house cuz his parents were away. My mom was pretty pissed at me cuz I was sleeping over and she knew his parents werent home and we got into a big argument. I was like, mom you can trust me, and she said I could go. Well I got pretty drunk and my friends neighbor came over and hes like, you wanna smoke, and i said yea, so he packed his bowl and we started smoking. We smoked like 8 bowls and then went to play some drinking games. I took my phone out to look at the time and it said Connected...Home. I was like O shit its on, and I turned it off. It was connected to my house for 3 minutes. Like 5 minutes later I got a call from my mom. She said she heard every thing, me and my friends talking and smoking and shit. She was fucking pissed. Before she hung up she was like, so much for trust, and hung up on me. Turns out that my phone (which was in my pocket) hit the edge of his trampoline and speed-dialed my house.

It wasnt really that bad, cuz my mom wasnt that mad the next day, but that is the worst thing that ever happened to me when i was stoned.