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the only dday way to a 100% pass of any piss test is to drink water like crazy i passed a ppiss test in 3 days and i smoke alot so the more water you drink the faster it gets out because its cleaning your kidneys thats basicly where the THC lies so justdrink alot of water and pee as much as possible
How much is alot of water? 12 cups a day?Quote:
Originally Posted by stankystank
how long until it cleanse your system?
i drank about 20 cups but im a heavy smoker if you dont smoke everyday less but if you want it out faster more just depends on how much you smoke a day
what if you only smoke like once every 2 weeks?
how long will it take to get out out of your system if you drink 20 cups of water?
did you ever try one of those drus passing kits, if so which one did you use?
most drug testing labs also check for excess water, as for the kits i have yet to find one that works.
aal the drug test ive taken have gone to the lab they didnt say shit when my piss was clear and kits i have friends that have tried them and failed so i never risk my freedom on something that says if fails you get your money back that means there not 100% im telling you the way ive done and had work without risk and if you smmoke like 1 time every 2 weeks you dont really have to drink water excessively just drink normal and that b-12 stuff makes your piss yellow again and if you eat healthly your piss is clear anyway so you really have nothing to worry about doing it my way again im telling what worked for me after friends failed use kits i dont trust them you can and be fucked or be the lucky few who pass using them but ive pass many drug test doing this and they have all gone to the lab so you can take my advice or not
Stanky, I'm glad to hear that you can water load like crazy and still not get a dilute results. I wish it were the same for the rest of us, but that's just not the case. Drinking a large amount of water just before a test is the oldest trick in the book and labs try to counter that trick by testing the urines creatinine levels and its specific gravity. If the creatine level is below 20mg/dL and the specific gravity is less than 1.003, the sample is tagged dilute. The waterloading link that is no longer working in my dilution guidelines showed creatinine levels when folks diluted. A few lucky folks never got a dilute result while others easily got dilute results.
The vitamin thing is also a great trick to add some color back into the urine.
:!)
N2
PS. dilution is not 100% effective. If you're initial levels are more than 10X the test cutoff or higher, dilution will likely not work.
it is but most times i had a week to get it out of my system i just told you one time in the past i would smoke a joint then have about a week to get clean im saying that drinking water gets it out without risking failing using a drug test kit everytime ive done this ive passed thats all im saying water gets it out fast if your flushing your system it worked for me and i smoke pretty heavy it should for the rest
p.s thats not true if you have enough time and dont go near weed youll get it out
Howdy Folks,
I be a newbee,so this be my first,see?(If you hit the words right on the timing,that phrase will rhyme).Any way,these tests have come along real good and nasty where they know if you been naughty or nice. Like N2 and Old Hipie was saying,they check to see if it's diluted,the right temperature,look for specific chemicals and other agents found in "Beat-The-Test"kits,the list goes on.Truly,seems the only way to get by these tests is to take a clean sample in with ya,using a thermal hand-warmer to keep it's temp.between 95 and 98 degrees(or close).Take a small sock with sample,wrapped in thermal material(in sports goods,hunting stores,Army/Navy stores)and put between crotch.Try to use a container made of hard plastic that WILL NOT LEAK!You may have to try a few times using the warmers,using your own samples,and practice so you will know precisely what to do should you get popped at work for a Pee-Test.Best thing I've heard of.Just make sure your test sample is utilized no more than 15-16 hours after it is collected.Jack Saturn
about that if you go to a lab they ussally make sure you dont have anything in there with you that would work if your on probation. and if you have enough time to clean yourself they cant tell that you flushed your system and you know eating food would keep your piss yellow but if you eat healthy you piss is clear so if you do this in like 4 days and you also eating food they couldnt tell
I know one thing fer sure,stanky,a lot of it has to do with pure luck! I've seen more different types of drug testing methods these days,unless you is pretty sure which type test you is gettin,it's near impossible to prepare for it the best way.If you is in a situation where they call you to the office and give you a lab sheet with today's date on it for the test to be done and you got about an hour to do it,man,it's tough!That's how they'd do us at the last place I worked.I bet there's some good info in the Archives or somewhere on this site,pertaining to these tests and how to beat them.Jack Saturn
Nah man, most those "get a job" labs (I've been ta like three),they not the ones who dont really hound ya (as u proly found out),they go "dont run the sink,or toliet" even on the spot instant shake 'a' roun jar tube thangs, that hav little strips on the side,I always passed all them with that shit"-fomula3-"...... Now those proby motherfuckers stand there an look at your ding ding in a mirror while u go..... My bro got pinched witha fake weener and did like 5months in county...I dont kno how it is by you's,but I'm in NY ,Just a little late but hey hollar ....................One love