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I think I have officially found the best stoner job.
You can smoke on the job, you get to listen to music the whole time, and drive around and eat snacks. Its PERFECT.
All I do is put flyers on mailboxes all day for a home decorating company. Its the shit!!!!!
I was just thinkin about this at work today.
Anybody else have a badass stoner job?
owning a coffeeshop in amsterdam
for new time smokers, a coffeshop is where you can buy/smoke weed in the netherlands. It's where the stickiest of the ickiest buds are sold.
obviously i don't own one...
but that's the ultimate job for a stoner.
damn. i want one of those.
i worked for a pizza olace about 25 yrs ago that was cool ..drive around and smoke weed and listen to tunes... plus there was always food to eat...plus after work our boss would buy the beer to drink while we cleaned up ....i worked at the zoo one summer... that was fun. just feedin animals and getting stoned in the barn's... and they had a kick ass snack bar ..but by far the best job i had.. was selling weed / acid / cold beer and t-shirt's at concert's [ mainly G.D. shows] it was nice to get to travel from town to town... we just worked a few hrs a day before and after the shows .. it was a great way to see the country and meet a lot of differant people..we did it for 4-5 yrs.. before we started having kid's.. and had to start settling down a little bit ..Quote:
Originally Posted by PurpnCoke34
selling shit at grateful dead concerts? That's badass.
when it was good it was REALLY good but when it was bad it sucked ass to no end. some places were ez to get away with it but others were not so friendly..and by the late 80s the whole scene had gotten very crowded and in some cases very heavily policed .. but i wouldnt trade one of those days good or bad for any thing in the worldQuote:
Originally Posted by naturalmystic
Dealing Weed and Bugle!
Drive round all day, Making Copious amounts of money for Minimal Effort!
I'm going to (hopefully) get a job at an internet cafe/coffee shop. Ain't nothin' better than sittin' there foolin' around online while blazed out of your mind. Oh yea, making coffee though.... maybe I'll hook up some unsuspecting customers with a gram or so in their expresso ;)
I used to work at a tie-dye shop owned by 2 hippie brothers. It was awesome and funny as hell. Sometimes we'd get stoned and laugh our asses off for no good reason. Once I got so ripped I passed out in some blue dye and one of them had to drive me home. Good times.
did they get the dye off ya first or did they just leave you to wake up thinking you where turning in to a chameleon ?? most people who make t-shirts are the kind that dont mind an ocasional lost day here or there . im a carpenter now and we have many days we never make it back from lunch .. some times you just need to blow off the rest of the day and drink and fish or fall asleep in the dye ..it's cool that they didnt give you hell about it though .. our boss wont get pissed if we take off early but if we passed out at work he's be way pissed
I did the pizza delivery thing too. I was also a cook at Sizzler, that was a lot of fun. Everyone in the kitchen got high and we'd just hop up onto the counter to smoke since we could blow our hits out into the exhaust fan and no one would know.
Now, however, I probably have the worst stoner job. I work in the semiconductor industry negotiating contracts and shit like that. No way I can get high at work so I have to wait until I get home. Even then I get a lot of calls at home from our overseas offices and that's always a total buzz kill.The up side to it is that it pays pretty well so the cost of weed really isn't an issue anymore.
it's nice not to have to worry about the money thing.... i think i could almost do that kind of job .. as long as i didnt have to shave/ cut my hair or wear long pants in the summer..Quote:
Originally Posted by Fengzi
Working for a landscaping company. I work with a cool crew and we smoke. I like it cause i get to be outside catchin some rays and gettin a workout. Plus i like landscaping and horticulture.
In the past, Ive had 2 cool jobs where smoking on the job wasnt a problem.
Once I worked weekends at a golf course. Id come in about 7am and ride a mower around cutting greens. Once you got to about the 6th or 7th hole, there werent many houses around. You could just cut the mower off, blaze, and check out the morning sky and hear all the cool morning sounds.
Nothing beats the summer job I had about 4 years ago. I worked for an organization (I will leave nameless), and all I did was drive around in a truck all day and put out insect traps for a study. I never saw my supervisor, I always worked alone, and I spent a lot of time in rural areas and gravel roads. I was high everyday.
It was so good, in fact, that once I was parked on the side of a gravel road lighting my pipe and I spot a cop coming up the road behind me. Thats a scary feeling. As he rode up beside me, I guess he saw the truck I was in and waved at me, never suspecting a thing. Had I been in my personal vehicle, I probably would have been checked out a little closer!
I've had 2 stoner friendly jobs. Taco Bell, my first job, we sat on the roof drinking and smoking for the whole shift (graveyard). We could scope out cars pulling in the lot and we would take turns taking and making orders. Man those were the days. Second job was pizza cook/delivery. EVERYONE there smoked except the owner and he was never there. In the basement there was this old closed down bar that was the official 420 spot while on the job. Thank you Old Town Pizza!!!! for the 2.5 years of employment with the coolest damn crew ever. haha
Nope, they left it on me. I had a blue forehead and some blue hair for a few days. My passing out was no biggie, in fact, when I got back home, me, my husband, and the brother who drove me home sparked another one up in the garage. I still see the one owner (the tie-dye shop is now a decent sized operation now, so, no more toking for the employees) every once in a while. Even though this happened ages ago he's still like, "Hey, how ya feeling?" And I'm like, "Shut up, Dan." :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ezjim
There are very few jobs that cater to Stoners, un-for-tuna... :( The best job I found for that is what I do now. I'm an exotic dancer... They don't drug test and I can drink on the job ;)
ive had 3 jobs in my life time one in a paintball field as a ref, bad ass job, just imagin being in a pine forest all day, and when shift closed just listen to music wihle talking and cleaning the mask and rental paintball gear...
2 blockbuster wich was O.k, the bad thing is whaen i was stoned i ALWAYS closed the cash drawer without giving people there change.(wich sucks cause you have to call the manager to open it)
and now i wor VALET, this is the best. i get high, and drive bad ass cars, while listening to music and talking to people..
Best Job I ever had and still have it.
You Guess what it is.
One Night in Bangkok - 1985
Armageddon It - 1989
La Cucaracha - Motivés ~ 2002
Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' - 1988
Im an airline pilot and drive a bulldozer on the side.
well, i work at a petco now. got stoned for the second half of my second shift a few nights ago, and didn't seem so difficult. but when i worked for a bakery...that was the best. we'd all go to this place and get stoned before work, but being surrounded by bread and pastries and bagels....was kinda difficult
guitarist is the best stoner job from my opinion
wait, thats what im gonna be! yea!
working at my local ski resort, just chillin handin out boards to people and ridin. Easiest job in the world
worked for a few years getting through college as a stocker at a health food coop....everyone smoked up.....it was deep south and when it would get home in the summer one person would agree to stay to run the register and the rest, managers included, would go to thse natural water springs called the holes and skinny dip, eat munchies and smoke till the sun went down..had a lot of bad sunburns...but would do it again in a minute..something freeing about seeing everyone you work with naked and stoned....takes alot of the politics out of work....boss: you need to get to work earlier employee: oh yea, you got a small dick....
I think when I delivered pizza for Dominos in Valdosta, GA, it worked well. I would just be at work long enough to grab another order and take off and always have cash on me. :) Also when I worked at a Colorado park I was able to smoke while I cleaned up shit.
Best stoner job.......workin at home......lol check out my post and contact me. u can smoke on the job, no investment necessary, and you can still chat on cannabis.com. haha... what's better than that.
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=44054
Man I Worked For a Local City Counsol Campaign. It Was Leet. All I Had To Do Was Put Door Hangers On Peoples Doors. And I Made Like $10 Dollars An Hour. By Far My Best Job Ever. Hahaha Oh Yeah My Only Job Ever.
Valet parking. Do jack shit, drive nice cars, smoke weed, make good money.
yea i had a vallet job... heres how to make extra money... u always park nice cars because ur at a nice resturant which means these people ahve money.. so me and the people that worked there came up with a plan.. take 3 dollars in change out of everycar u park... i would park 50 a night aka 150 extra dollars.. u obviously have to keep dumping it in ur car, but its worth it... it was just somthin i noticed... these people always ahve like a retarted amount of change that they dont care about in there car, nobody ever noticedQuote:
Originally Posted by Sgt. Pepper
heres one better... anybody wants to make seriosu money... get a job at a prepay parking lot near like bars and nightlife... by prepay i mean that they drive up give u the money(flat rate) and u give them a ticket and raise the gate, when they leave they give u a ticket and u open the gate... so one night i accidentialy opened the gate before i agve the dude his change... and he just drove in(never took his change)... so i say huh, wonder how many peoiple will fall for this, n like fridays sat and sun (i called money nights) its about 1 out of every 10 cars.. this works because most of the people are drunk want to get drunk and only have 20's because they just went to an atm, and it costs 7 to park and they dont realize, and just see the gate go up and drive off... the best part is the worst that can happen is u getting fired because the compoany still gets its 7 bucks so ur register is legit every night,a nd u just pocket the money, and if they happen to come out and remeber they didnt get change... u just giveit back, if not its yours...
i worked in a small video store on my block, just think randall from clerks, that was me.
I worked at the mall in a bakery for about a year. It was really cool, the managers were young and bitchy but you could listen to whatever music you want on the cd player when they're not there. On the weekends you'd have to work your ass off, because it's so busy but the weekdays are extremely dead. And you can smoke in the bathroom if you pour a little bleach down the drain. It covers up the smell. Now I work at a head shop, but it's not as great as you'd think. You can't ever talk about drugs, not one word, and there can't be a drop of pot on the premesis. incase of narcs. And you get more crazy ass crack heads and jr. high kids than stoners.
(And you can smoke in the bathroom if you pour a little bleach down the drain)
LoL
I have every one beat for the best stoner job. I used to work at this little store, like a hallmark but much not as nice. No one ever came in the store, b/c it looked closed from outside--maybe 3 or 4 customers on a good day. Anyways, my bosses were always gone, and one of them smoked weed a lot more than he let on. So me and upwards of 4 or 5 friends would light up in the bathroom every time i worked. i was basically paid to smoke weed. the best part was that i was aloud to bring my computer to work so i could watch movies and look at crazy shit on the internet while i was high. there were also about 7 different places to eat at next to the store. best--job--ever.:smokin:
So why did you leave? :wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pants420
so valet you would steal change........Quote:
Originally Posted by pabloescobar209
and parking garage... you would steal change.....
karma is a bitch man
Anyone in here a teacher? I'm studying to be a high school teacher. I was wondering if teachers get piss tested on random or if it is just the when u first get the job. Just curious.
Peace and Love:hippy:
Yeah I used to work at a head shop too. They're super strict on the language and everything. BTW i hate crackheads that come in to buy their "3 dollar specials". What a drag....Quote:
Originally Posted by snailcanyon
that's just plain ridiculous. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ganjasaurusrex
I say whatever job doesn't drug test you up front (or ever)... and then keep the smokin' to your spare time.
Smoking at work is a waste of time IMO unless it's *absolutely* necessary for medical reasons.
The best stoner job is whatever makes you feel happy, fulfilled, and productive.
Had a job geo ducking. We smoked on the job and planted geo ducks and shit. It was pretty dope.