if you know people like this, you know what i'm talking about.
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if you know people like this, you know what i'm talking about.
if someone freaks out when im smoking with them im not going to smoke with them again lol
Well this guy he came over right? And someone said family guy but hes like no family man, because of the sound vibrations and where he was it made the fan use it to make it sound like family man, but really we all heard family guy, this guy was just a retard who needs to die, then puke up his brain, then die again. Peace.
well stedric knows this old storry of alan the hits brad for no reason...
we where all fucked like this one week we spent the hole time hotboxing my room in my foster partents place.. like at one point we didnt even know the day of week it was a fucking nice weekend.. well when we all proped our self to my couch to listen to some music. i said maby it would be a good idea to listen to some chemical bros.. "hey maby we sould download some chemical bros" i said.. well alan got up leaned over and hit me right in the head "ARRRG!!!1!!!ON3!!!! dont tell ME what to Do!!!11!!!1!!111" he screamed. he left the room whent out side and presumably got lost in the back yard for 3 hours before we settled down and came back inside.. no one was to angry just vary confused, although alan pisses me off alot more than he does with most people still i was wondering what allan was going on hitting me in the head like that... any ways latter some one asked him what was with that night he hit me for no reason right. he just said "God i know brad gets like that some times" like what wants to listen to music? i know i can be harsh but that memorie will stick for a wile.. and the time i cought him masterbating to lisbo porn
I'm sorry but that's fucked up.
If anyone hit me while I was stoned..And then walked away I'd be chasing them down,and telling them not to hit me...Or I'd be dreaming about doing it. When i'm high I tend to fantaize,and mix reality/with dreams....
I don't like it when people freak out on me. But a lot oftimes I just ignore it, if they don't get a response they won't do it again.
oh well.
somebody locked a D lock around my friends neck. He totally freaked out when they pretended they didnt have the key.
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Originally Posted by sToNeDpEnGuIn420
? i dnno about anyone else but this made no sense to me at all
didn't make sense to me either? but i am stoned.
Ballin, that's a tight avator. Vida Guerra is damn fine.
Last night, my friend and 3 chicks and I went to this spot and took some bong rips. Two of the girls got way to fucked up becasue it was their first time using a bong, not to mention there was a little hash in each bowlpack. And she fucking threw up.
i rememeber when my friend was chained to a lamppost on a shroom trip lmao now he went wackkkkkkyyyy
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Originally Posted by sToNeDpEnGuIn420
lmao dude..
the lead singer of my band just flips out on anything... alcohol he can kind of control now... but on fucking weed he pissed me the fuck off, we went out n smoked up a few bowls and he starts flipping out talking about flying camels, then wen we get back inside he had to be in control of everything like he had to get to sleep with the light on, and we cudnt watch tv coz it scared him. pissed us all off.
after smoking alot,one of my friends will talk alot of shit to everyone.and when you try explaining to him that hes the one starting everything,he just gets even more pissed off and says "this is gay!"
I've only smoked with 2 people who freaked out smoking, well one person really.
First guy, this is way back when, when I use to buy pot. I had just met this guy though a buddy of mine. He said he could get some weed, so at that time, I was like, ya! Cool! So he gets me the weed and shit, we park in some trees and start smoking. Once we were done, he just gets up, opens the car door, and leaves!! In the pitch black dark, here we were, sitting in a forest in a car and he just leaves. Doesn't say bye or anything, just up and out, gone! Weird fellow.
This other time, there was this girl. We smoke up and everything, and she goes into the basement and I can hear talking. There is no else down there, but I could hear her talking. It kept get louder and louder until she was yelling at the top of her lungs yelling "get away from me!" over and over. I go down there and there she is, sitting in a dark corner crying. I asked her what was wrong, she wiped her eyes, told her I heard her yelling, and she was like "What? you must be tripping out or something" but I wasn't! I think she was a schizo.
Be glad he's not around me doing that shit. I'd knock his fuckin teeth out if he started talking shit to me. Lets hear ya talk shit now fucker!!Quote:
Originally Posted by soldier1944
I had a "friend" who would get high and try to fuck with you. Getting up in your face trying to freak you out, making wierd noises and claiming it wasn't him, basically just invading the fuck out of my personal space and harshing my mellow. I got high with him twice...that was totally enough for me.
hahaha, INTERESTING AND STRANGELY FAMILIAR STORY!!...Quote:
Originally Posted by robert42
...We had been to an All Night Rave when we were about 19 and I was a Resident MC at this establishment! I gained about 3 hours mic time each Saturday Night, SO everybody knew Who I was!....
...We departed the Club at around 7am and 99.9% of the Party People were Pilled Out their Nut!....
....Anyways, whilst waiting at The Train Station we witnessed a 30-50Year Old Man STREAKING TO US ALL ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TRACK...My Pal ran across the Lines and Dropped The Streaker and Proceeded to SACRIFICE HIS BELT IN ORDER TO BIND THE NONCE'S HANDS AND BODY TO THE LAMPPOST, then Pissed on him! .....
....It was a Right Good Laugh and amussed Most of the Other Wreck Heads on the Platforms!!! :D
i used to... seriously i used to freak otu when stoend all the time, i was always embarassing myself n shit lol.....i think it just has to do with being a newb
lol^^. that was a funny ass story. well one time i was smokin with my guy friend for the first time. we were in my garage and i walked outside and left him ion there alone. then all the sudden he walks out behind me and starts flippin out and says" melissa. oh my god, get yur mom, call the ambulance! im gunna die. oh fuck!" i was lyk matt shut the fuck up whats wrong w/ you. i thought he was joking around but then he stopped. and he was all worried and was like" i gotta go quik" and then just left. it was weird. the end! :)
my brother takes big hits and blacks out with this extremely retarded look on his face.
stoned chick -
you're not from Texas are you?
yeah...
I smoke with this guy down the street sometimes. He starts talking like he's drunk everytime, and he wont ever quit getting up and pretending like he's surfing. Me and my smokin patna are always like WTF... he's all about pot though, he'll call me like 500 times a day to smoke, and he freaks out when we do smoke... like... "let me hit it first, I threw in 10" or "is there anymore" over and over and over again. He's a sheltered son of a cop... what can ya do?
-J
threaten to slap the shit out of him if he doesn't straighten his shit up and act like a normal human being when he's smoking with others. lol. i don't think i'd be hanging out and smoking pot with the son of a cop anyway... what if he busted you with some shit or something. hahahaa... that would be fucked up.
nah, this kids already been to jail and stuff, his dad the cop... LOL, not just A cop, the captian of police here in my county. He's cool... we throw parties and everything. As long as it aint effecting him, he could care less.
ok, well just slap him then when he's acting a fool.
one time i got one of my friends rly high it was like his 4th or 5th time he was being stupid so i just started to hit him untill he shut up it worked
My buddys girl is like that. she smokes all the time. maybe she has tooo much fun.
dude one time i was smoking with some kids in my car and we were all really blazed when all of a sudden this one kid says hes going to go to the bathroom and up and leaves the car ( with the door open) and like five minutes later we are all just chillen being all silent and relaxed when that fuckin dude who left jums in the car with his flash light and goes your all under arrest punks... we were so pissedbut then stopped being pissed kuz we were fucking cached out.
P.S. we never smoked with him again. ( fuckin buzz killers )...
my friend ALWAYS wiggs out if he gets high enough. He will point his fibger at your and say in a very retarded voice "im gonna killllll yoooouuuuuuuuu"
then about 5 mins. later he passes out on the floor, and we all draw on him and pile heavy objects on his face. great fun.
i was sitting in my truck last night getting high with this dude i used know when i was a kid. we had already smoked 2 joints and were loading a bowl up when someone called his cell phone and did the worst billy bob thornton impression i've heard in my life. it didn't sound like Slingblade to me.... more like Corky from Life Goes On. anyhow, we all (me, the guy and my brother) laughed our asses off and made fun of the guy and ... that's it.
One time my friend convinced me to smoke with him and this Lutheran choir boy from West Virginia who was living on a farm in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. So anyways, we're at this kid's house, it's 1 or 2 in the morning, we've just crossed a field laden with cow turds and mud to get to this barn miles away from anybody awake and then climb up into the loft, and he starts FREAKING THE FUCK OUT about getting caught, about doing something that's illegal and against the church and blah blah blah. Normally I can handle a little paranoia in the session but this was just a buzzkill.
So anyways, somehow my friend convinces him to smoke again, and this time it's at my house. Everybody at my house knows about the weed and is cool with it, and yet again he gets super-paranoid for no reason. Normally things are chill around here, but it was another buzzkill having this big (he was quite tall, and a bit pudgy) paranoid kid around. Needless to say, neither of us smoked with him again, but my friend was stupid enough to drink vodka with him and he puked all over my friend's room.
I've been to many Grateful Dead shows, but this one incident stands out. It was my wife's first dead show and as the band broke into an encore all of a sudden the crowd started to part - like moses doing the red sea. Shortly after the crowd separated we saw wgy.
Here comes this guy, he running and stumbling thru the crowd, and anyone who has any liguid at all near them, he's grabbing it and pouring it on his head -- sodas, coolers of ice, beer .. whatever.
As he gropes his way closer I could see his eyes wide open and fully dilated. He had green snot (and I mean like LIME GREEN) running out his nose -- as we were about to grab our stuff and make a break for it he got tackled by about 7 security guards and hauled off.
Whatever it was, he was TRIPPIN -- worst experience I ever saw. I've seen several people lose it -- be he takes the cake.
honey, i'm too old, too grown and too tired to smoke with anybody who can't handle it.
I use to have an asian friend that Id smoke up with and whenever he'd have a few bowls he'd start twitching for no reason, only when he was walking though, looked real odd. He would be all paranoid and would speak exactly what he was thinking too.
Maybe she was thinking she was getting abused. Maybe someone abused her or is still being abused. I feel bad for her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Holy shit! I totally remember that! The fuck was his problem? I love how our first reaction wasn't anger we just lay there thinking "did that just happen?".Quote:
Originally Posted by Cennar
Anyways, my little brother does completely fucked up things when he's high sometimes. Once him and a couple of mutual friends were smoking up in my garage. We had smoked a lot of weed that night and were all pretty out of it. As I recall I was lying on the cold cement floor of my garage and could easily be mistaken as a corpse. The only signs of life coming from me were every once and a while I'd sit up and take a hit, then lay down again.
Anyways, going off on a tangent, we were all pretty out of it and I hadn't noticed my little brother had dissapeared. Then I looked out into the open garage door and he appeared with a shovel. I was about to ask him what the fuck he was doing when he started giggling maniacally and ran away. Suddenly he re-appeared jumping into the doorway and trying to use the metal shovel as a pogo stick. Every few seconds he'd run away again, the would re-appear bouncing on the shovel and giggling maniacally. I was freaking out because I could see the end of the shovel bending and it looked like it was going to break off and fly into my face.
Fuck I'm ripped.
I do that sober..........
i no longer do any drug with one of my friends.....when he was on x he dryhumped my wall then walked 1/2 a mile to the local lake and jumped in at 3 in the morning and i videotaped it but he still denys it....
another time he said my cat was the vessel of satan and proceeded to chase my kitty with a damn kitchen knife. luckily he was so stoned he ended up stabbing the wall. the cat was ok but i had to explain to my mom why there was a hole in the wall. i threw around some bullshit and she believed me. thank god
I get paranoid around other people when high, I get this feeling like they can pick up might thoughts and what im thinking at the time, scary I jest hope they dont think im crazy or something you know.. hehe