Fuck!!!!

ok so me and one of my buddies are up at the park near where i live tokin my new bong when this car pulls up and 3 older people get out

they walk up to us and we were getting ready to run and one of them said wait we wanna by some bud so i go over there and i ask them how much they want buy and then one of them says we should smoke them a bowl so they can see what there buying.... :rolleyes:

so i pack up my bong and i fire it up and pass it to one of the guys and they just start walking away and there like see ya so i said fuck that give me back my bong and there like do somethin about it ill fuck you up with my car :mad:

so i just stood there and they drove away with my bong and some of my buddies weed they jacked....anyways that was a pretty shitty night now im hittin a cracked glass pipe i bought for $5...so tell me what you think of my horrible luck :(

Did you get the License plate number, I'm hoping?


edit after re-reading your post: so what if he was going to "TRY TO HIT YOU" with his car.... i w*ould've picked up a fucking rock and thrown it at his fucking head and jumped on that fucking asshole and beaten his faggot ass face in!! ARGH PEOPLE LIKE THIS FUCKING PISS ME OFF. If you ever see this dude again, dont even confront him... just straight outa nowhere fuck this guys shit up

It will come back to them, fuckin cocksuckazzzz

yeah i told my friend about it and he knows who they are so hes gunna load up my buddys van with people and go beat the living shit out of them

there was 3 of them and they were all in there 20 or late so me and my friend wouldnt have had a chance if we tried to fuck them up
aparently one of the excuses they said was they were really loaded and dont even remember doing it

and no i didnt get his plate # he parked on the gravel and it was like 1 in the mourning so it was really dark

What comes around goes around :)

that fucking sucks man you should have threatened him with some bullshit about an older brother gonna beat their asses and shit fuck those guys man (first time ive wrotewhile high on here for a while man~)

should of said drop that bong man you are under arrest lol,shoulkd of said your under cover,and they walked right into a on going sting in the neighbourhood..

yea man thats why i always carry my 5 inch switch blade with me, anyone who tries to fuck with me ill stab the shit outta them. dude i woulda fuckin hit him in the head with the fuckin handle and knock him out rob him then go slash his fuckin tires. man i feel ya this happened to me before i wish u lived round here we could go beat the fuck outta them.

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Originally Posted by bruiser

should of said drop that bong man you are under arrest lol,shoulkd of said your under cover,and they walked right into a on going sting in the neighbourhood..

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LOL. :D


That really really sucks, dude. What dicks. You handled it the best way, though, I think. Just cut your losses. You'll know better next time. I could see the situation turn really ugly had you attempted to fight back, cuz it sounds like these people had some serious balls to do what they did, who knows what more they might have been capable of.

I'm convinced unless you are VERY skilled with a knife you don't pose any real threat to an attacker or in this case thief. Now weather you can impose added fear with the knife is a different story. I think if you add pepper spray into the situation you have become very empowered.

As for the dude who stole the bong, he deserves whatever you can dream up... think big.

yea man this has happend to me 2 time. one time i thought the guy would smoke with me and so i said yea i got a pipe and i handed it to him and he drove off. then the other time i loaned it to my girl friend( it was a 50 dollar glass pipe brand fuckin new that my friend gave to me.) but anyways her older bro jacked it from her. man i want to kill all 3 of them.

but rember carmea if u think it would be a bright idea to kill them.

dont leave them time to re-act, if your getting jacked start swingin' even if you dont win theyll at least know that you arent gonna take it like a bitch, your gonna stand up. No matter who im with or whos around if someone tries to jack me ill just start bombin on em, no words, no warning, no nothing; just start throwin

Man that sucks but if 3 random people walk up to you when your token just bolt you never know who it is.

kill him

man that harsh altho i do agree with Killa.kali if u thought u were gunna get jacked when u were in the park they were walking away from u first thing u do is find the nearest rock, rush at him whilst screaming u gunna kill him then do as much damage as u possible can retrive the bong rob the guys car and tell him if he were to come near u again u wud finish the job. Always good to mention bigger brothers relatives im police or mafia always good and make it look like u were meaning business or the easier option was run like a bitch!

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Originally Posted by 420purplehaze420

so i just stood there and they drove away with my bong and some of my buddies weed they jacked....anyways that was a pretty shitty night now im hittin a cracked glass pipe i bought for $5...so tell me what you think of my horrible luck :(

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It's called karma. It'll all come back around ;)

what you should do is start picking them off one by one, it would be much easier. grab your crew and just start jumping the fuck of em...

man u shoulda known better..

Aye thats shit your lucky they weren't the pigs tho. I would wreck them all tho man and fuck wit his car.

Yell, WANKER!!! and run away, and i don't see how people get run over when being chased by a car, in an open field, or anywhere, when the car comes up, jump to the side (even though you propbably wouldn't react quick enough) and just let it roar past, then run the fuck the other way:)

And being chased by people (chavs) on bikes is fun when you and a mate are on foot, as you can just jump over a hedge (or anything they can't get a bike over fast) take the piss out of them, and they won't carry on on foot in case their bikes get nicked lol:)

Were they chavs?

Well fuck, you should have done something right then and there. You can't go back after them with more buddies later on. That just shows that your a pussy and you can't handle them yourself. If you can't stand up for yourself then, then your a fucking pussy if you need to "load up your buddies van with people" to take care of it. You got jacked, you lost, it's over, done.

they pratically chased us down and made some bullshit storey up about how they wanted to buy some pot.

so my friend has the weed, so he shows the guy a dime of his weed so they can make the decision of buying it or not, and they just pick up my bong and lighter and snatch my friends weed and start walking away fast and jump in there car and drive away.

if i had tried to do anything it would have been pointless because it would be me a 15 yr old 5'9 145 lbs. vs 3 guys in there 20s that were built like football players

and i dont know where your from nochowderforyou but up here in ontario canada if older people just take reandom peoples smoking devices and drugs just because they can, get there fucking faces kicked in

but nobody likes these wigger bitches anyway and a lot of my older friend who are there age have been waiting for excuse to kick there ass so it all works out...kinda

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Well fuck, you should have done something right then and there. You can't go back after them with more buddies later on. That just shows that your a pussy and you can't handle them yourself. If you can't stand up for yourself then, then your a fucking pussy if you need to "load up your buddies van with people" to take care of it. You got jacked, you lost, it's over, done.

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-laughs- Nochowder lives by the bong jacker's code of honor. hahahah. Man,that post made me laugh out loud, which is rare for me, it was so unreal. Do you actually believe that shit nochowder?

Anyone who doesn't live by the code ((that is, if they're bigger then you, give them your shit)) is a FUCKING PUSSY.

Just because you can't beat someone up doesn't give them the right to take your shit. I'DAaaA puLLed a by da ounce and stabbed that fucker for tryin to rob me. ((-lying-))

You're doing the right thing man. If you can't take em at the time, take em after the fact. Be vigilance. Be karma. Be strong. Be truth. Live by the code.

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Originally Posted by mono repin

I'm convinced unless you are VERY skilled with a knife you don't pose any real threat to an attacker or in this case thief.

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You need NO skill with a knife to pose a serious threat to an attacker, even martial arts experts have trouble with amateur knife attackers.

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Originally Posted by 420purplehaze420

they pratically chased us down and made some bullshit storey up about how they wanted to buy some pot.

so my friend has the weed, so he shows the guy a dime of his weed so they can make the decision of buying it or not, and they just pick up my bong and lighter and snatch my friends weed and start walking away fast and jump in there car and drive away.

if i had tried to do anything it would have been pointless because it would be me a 15 yr old 5'9 145 lbs. vs 3 guys in there 20s that were built like football players

and i dont know where your from nochowderforyou but up here in ontario canada if older people just take reandom peoples smoking devices and drugs just because they can, get there fucking faces kicked in

but nobody likes these wigger bitches anyway and a lot of my older friend who are there age have been waiting for excuse to kick there ass so it all works out...kinda

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well maybe you couldn't have posed a threat, but anything big and heavy that can be thrown or swung with half assed accuracy could....infact with my fast thinking i would have found something quick to swing away with and started throwing bricks/huge rocks at his car fucking it up and waiting for the idiots to return for you fucking their car up (if it wasn't a peice of shit, trust me they are goign to stop what they are doing and return towards you now to whoop your ass for the car) then you and your buddies just start whaling on their asses with anything til they are laying there unconsience.....take all their clothes and hide the keys to their car....leave them there, take your bong and your weed and laugh about them in the morning news paper.

mate you did the rite thing, i get it all the time like, it's just cos my m8's bro is like 38 an he always comes out to toke with us that we don't get any trouble. just don't let them near your stuff or you and get away as quick as yeh can, they don't wanna fight cos they're wee scrotes and u'll have a screwdriver in the back of the head b4 u've even tred 2 fight back. get their fuck knocked in and make sure they know not 2 do it agen, only problem is over here some of them have the paramilitary connections so yeh gotta be careful

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yeah i told my friend about it and he knows who they are so hes gunna load up my buddys van with people and go beat the living shit out of them

there was 3 of them and they were all in there 20 or late so me and my friend wouldnt have had a chance if we tried to fuck them up
aparently one of the excuses they said was they were really loaded and dont even remember doing it

and no i didnt get his plate # he parked on the gravel and it was like 1 in the mourning so it was really dark

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This is what i call "Karma on Fast-Forward".

Get bigger friends :)

shit purplehaze... im 15 5'7'' and 160 pounds, and a guy tried to do that with me and one of my homies... we beat them fuckin cock sucking pricks down there was like 5 of em in there early 20s and only 3 of us, 15 16 and 17. i mean they were all fuckin out cold, on top of that me and my homies were all drunk and high... and u didnt use any fuckin weapons... but to who ever said u pose no threat with a knife if u dont know how to use it, that shit aint true, but anyways, my dad is an ex marine so he tought me how to fight, and im capable of killing a person over 20 dif ways with just my hands and 5 diff ways to break your arm. and i know how to fight with a knife. so after that last time no one has fucked with me. plus i use to carrie a gun when i was dealing