So I'm reallllly stoned about 2 weeks ago, and I decided that I should go check up on the guerrilla growing operation I have set up. I'm growing out in the middle of this dense forest thats full of black berry bushes, so I never see anybody there. When I got within about 50 yards of where the plants are stashed, I started to hear these weird noises. At first I thought they were just birds or something, but then I start to hear really weird noises that are in no way coming from birds. I began to get reallllllly nervous, so I ditched the pot and the chillum I had in my pocket and slowly creeped foward. I heard something BIG moving around about 20 feet in front of me, so at this point I've figured It's almost certainly an animal, but I figured there was the slim chance it was a cop or something that'd been tipped off to my growing venue by a concerned citizen or something. I decided I'd just get a quick peek at whatever it was and, if it was a cop, I'd run like the dickens. As I'm planning all of this out in my head, I managed to step of a dry old tree branch that broke with a realllly loud snap. I actually yelled "shit" and started to take off, but the thing in front of me stood up, and I saw two naked fullgrown adults who I could only assume where going at it. I locked eyes with the man and woman for half a second, and then he and his girly grabbed all their cloths and sprinted off. Funniest shit I'd ever expierenced in my life. Thought I'd share.
