Ho hum

So what's going on member's-only access peeps?

Im bummed. My connection was supposed to hook me up on Wed, then he said Fri, then he called me today and its now Sun. I feel all poopy, I want to get high!!!! It's been over a week!

I had this ceramic pipe which I scraped what resin I could out of it, then after several days I finally took a hammer to the thing so I could scrape the nooks and crannies that I couldnt get, and smoked the itty bitty bit of resin out of a homemade bong (since my pipe was broken). A headache was my reward for all that. :rolleyes:

So how is everyone? Nice and stoned I bet? :mad:

All is good. Right now I'm drinking my AM coffee and planning my activities.

Saturday AM (today) is for errands that I don't get to do during the week. Sometime this afternoon, I'll fire up a bowl and chill. Maybe watch a game on TV, maybe bike down to the beach. Depends on the weather.

Weekends are definitely for chillaxxin.

Planning the day here, as well. Cooking omlettes for the fam...hoping my goodies arrive today. If not, probably Monday :( I have enough for one small bowl...I hate getting low! Off to Sam's Club we go.... lol

It's Wednesday, I'm bored.... I hate it when people say Hump Day, it's so juvenile. I'd love a bean burrito right now, alas, I have no tortillas, whoas me. Here are some silly pics I took the other night after a session.

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Originally Posted by maryjanemama

It's Wednesday, I'm bored.... I hate it when people say Hump Day, it's so juvenile. I'd love a bean burrito right now, alas, I have no tortillas, whoas me. Here are some silly pics I took the other night after a session.

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ty for the smile
nice pics

ive not had a great day iether
why dont ya ever come to chat with your light bulb on?
dont you love us no more?
(u no im jokin)
peace

Ooh pictures! yay! MaryJane you kinda look like Jenna Elfman in your pics. Anyone ever tell you that you look like her?

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Originally Posted by Ousted

Ooh pictures! yay! MaryJane you kinda look like Jenna Elfman in your pics. Anyone ever tell you that you look like her?

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Thanks, Ousted, I think Jenna Elfman is pretty. Too bad I don't have her money....heheh.

Nowhereman, this is pic is for you for passing the blunt and just being a cool guy in general. You never know, I may show up at your door some day- then what would you do?

Thanks for the pics MJ--love to put a face with the name!!!!!! As soon as I get back to PA, girl, look out!!!! I am NOT complaining....have a nice little stash here to last me awhile :) Yee Haw!!!!

I am having a LITTLE party as a surprise for Mr. Irie on Saturday (Sunday he turns 35). Just invited his 2 brothers (they NEVER all get together) and their families. I KNOW Mr. Irie will DEMAND that the smoke be kept under wraps that day. As in "don't smoke ANY, and don't tell them you do it." My brother in law's girlfriend knows, and wants to have a few puffs. Big deal, right? Again...my husband turns on the "role model" staright arrow guy routine around his brothers. He's the oldest, and his brothers are 27 and 22. Hardly need to behave like they are school children, in my mind!!!!!! I'll have to take some wacky pics myself, and throw them up here!!!

just a weird pic of me before we took off in a helicopter...i just smoked some hawaiian and headed up....high in the sky,,,,,lol...

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Originally Posted by bcbud.biz

ooolala mj! are you puckering for a kiss, or a hoot? hehe Hey allie, hows thigs in your parts?

peace

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Bud,

Things are oh, so good ;) Thanks SO much for asking...

Till next time,

Ms. Cat :p

Allie, I hope you fun tomorrow!! Mr. Allie is only 35? Jeez, Mr. Mary is 44 going on 77. :D

BC, that was a kiss pucker, but, hell yeah a hoot can be even better.

Nalu, thanks for sharing your pics....always a pleasure. ;)

So, here i am thinking me and mr. irie can blaze tonight....you know, a little happy birthday to us kinda thing (sounds good!). My brother in law, his girlfriend and baby are supposed to come tomorrow--they've decided that they are coming TONIGHT. Totally ruining my plans, as mr. irie would NEVER EVER smoke around his family. And, as expected, he told me not to either.

I still say me and my OTHER b-i-l's girlfriends could AND SHOULD smoke up over the weekend....us stay at home mom's NEVER get a break. Should make out to be an interesting weekend. LOL

Oh, IA, I hope you have fun anyway!! It'll be OK, I promise, maybe you'll get some free time to smoke tomorrow. I hear ya about the stay at home mom business....nobody ever seems to understand that. They think we should be all happy and doing cartwheels because we "don't work".

Last night I went to a concert with my bestfriend. It was a blast. The only downer came at the end of our fun. She got a little pissy with me because afterwards when we were bar hopping, I said some things to her ex boyfriend. Whatever. :rolleyes: She said I was "too hard on him" and "kind of yelling at him" and do I always have to be so outspoken.... Um, OK, I'm not a doormat, if somebody pisses me off I let them know, loud and clear. She'd rather let people walk all over her and never say a word. I'd much rather people think I am a bitch than a push over.

And, I didn't even say a fraction of what I wanted to say to him. I really would've much rathered dragging him out into the parking lot and beat him mercilessly over the head with my high heel shoe. Oh, and I did not yell, I just made it clear that I see right through his bullshit and now that he screwed my friend over, he must deal with the rath of Mary.

End rant.

Good for you, MJ!!!

Actually, we had quite a bit of fun on Saturday. My brother in law's girlfriend (Jean) and I started with some Strawberry Daqueris, packed with rum and vodka...and the jello shots too. Other bro in laws girlfriend sat in my living room, pouting, watching tv and NAPPING from 11 am to 6 pm. Too much drama for me. So Jean and I smoked some, and had a blast. Even mr. Irie came along for some smoke!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!! That just tickled me PINK, I tell ya! So we had 6 kids here, ranging from newborn to 7 years old. Hooked up the slip n slide, the sprinkler, and an inflatable pool, and they were in heaven all day.

Cooked some moose meat on the grill....yes, MOOSE. Actually, it was quite tasty. Did the other standard cook out items....built a fire down by the creek, and did corn on the cob right in the fire. YUM! You know, I am beginning to think that ANYTHING tastes good when you have the munchies!

All in all, lots of fun, and TONS of cleanup yesterday. But I guess that's how you know you've really had a party, right??????? :)

So, we're having a gift exchange on the dirty auction site between sellers and buyers who participate in the forum community. It's a lot of fun and I am excited because this is the first time I've been involved in it. So, I was hoping to get this super cool guy named Geoff (his avatar is Jack Nicholson hitting a joint in a scene from "Easy Rider"). He organized it, and I thought I was being matched up with him,....but, no,....

I've been paired up with a cross dressing boy from Sweden. :p

IrieAllie - Did you ever get your buzz or not, I hope so. lol

Well today is my youngest Childs birthday she is 21 today!

I can't believe my last child is now a legal adult, I guess that makes me an official old fart.

unless you touch one that's been on for awhile...ouch!

MJ - your pics take me to a happy place..your eyes and lips are mesmerizing..(kbootsy's eyes are circular whirlpools ..like he is Underdog and has been hypnotized by Simon Bar Sinister , and he robotically said, "I will do as MJMama says) ok time to put the pretty pictures down now. (bubble bubble bubble..kboosty holds his breath for like twenty seconds or so then slowly exhales :-) all is well (except the swirly whirlpool eyes persist..oh well)

I thought your tongue would be longer :-p...maybe it is one of those digital camera / rear-view-mirror things..it makes tongues appear smaller than they actually are...

cough...time to put the water-pipe down for a bit me thinks.

I can barely hold a thought long enought to

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Originally Posted by Zandor

IrieAllie - Did you ever get your buzz or not, I hope so. lol

Well today is my youngest Childs birthday she is 21 today!

I can't believe my last child is now a legal adult, I guess that makes me an official old fart.

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I got my buzz, alright :)

21 years old...wow, I can remember those days easily--watch that girl, Zandor!!!! I was a bad, bad girl between 21 and 25. Okay...between 13 and 25. LOL

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Originally Posted by IrieAllie

I got my buzz, alright :)

21 years old...wow, I can remember those days easily--watch that girl, Zandor!!!! I was a bad, bad girl between 21 and 25. Okay...between 13 and 25. LOL

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Thanks Irie just when I thought I could finally get a nights sleep.....dam.:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Zandor

Thanks Irie just when I thought I could finally get a nights sleep.....dam.:rolleyes:

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No sleep for you, mister!!! Just remember what YOU were like at 21....and that's what your baby will be dealing with!!!! Damn men, anyhow!!! LOL

I was a mom by 21. I think 16-18 were my trouble spots.

That's cool, Zandor. Wow,after all that time of being responsible for other people, one birthday passes, and suddenly you're back to only being responsible for you again. :)

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Originally Posted by IrieAllie

No sleep for you, mister!!! Just remember what YOU were like at 21....and that's what your baby will be dealing with!!!! Damn men, anyhow!!! LOL

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Great! thanks; good advice!

Now I will never sleep again. lol

Finally a thread cater to mothers. Irie, you sound like you had blast. Blazing and you have all the people you love there. Wow, that sounds so good.

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Originally Posted by Zandor

Thanks Irie just when I thought I could finally get a nights sleep.....dam.:rolleyes:

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LOL. :p