ok Im really Board so who wants to "cyber" with me right now.?.
Keep in mind this is my first time (yes seriously) so be gentle..
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ok Im really Board so who wants to "cyber" with me right now.?.
Keep in mind this is my first time (yes seriously) so be gentle..
Cyber? How do you cyber?
Lmao, what the fuck? How old are you man?
You better hope you can get away with "I was high."
someone has no sex life.......
...that shit is so pointless, how the hell can you type and masturbate at the same time? how can you hear the sexy voices (yes there are ways but what the hell is the point in "cyber-sex" if it's just going to be done with voices) ... here's what you do...get on a p2p program and get some "virtual" stuff there >.>
hahaha noosa you have herpes :D
Oh my fucking God! That is the best avatar EVER.
OMG PICKLE CARROT PEPPER BANANA
I must stop smoking.. I stared at that for like 20 minutes.
.... herpes of the eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by Killa.Kali
HAHAHAHAHAH Oh god. I cyber with my wife when she's out of town and such. We fuck on webcam when she's away for work too. It fucking rocks. I love watching my woman finger her pretty little snatch. Yeee haw. But cybering fucking sucks. Cam sex is a bit better. I guess it's okay yah. I love jewish pussy! yee haw.
Ignore all of the above
Let me put that in the language of reality. You jack off with one hand while typing with the other via a piece of plastic electronic equiptment because you dont have the balls to get any real pussy, that r t3h truth ;)
Its peanut butter jelly time!
(peanut butter jelly time!)
(peanut butter jelly time!)
etc...
I just thought it would be fun is all.:(
Thanks for ruining the mood guys...:(
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Originally Posted by Killa.Kali
Just for your Information My love....
I have Been living with my Girlfreind for over 4 yrs now Im 29 years old so I can safley say I was in Bagdahd when you were in dads bag.son.
keep pullin that pickle you'll get some one day..(if you pay for it)..
Oooo your 29 a 10 years older than me, so you were in Bagdahd when you were 10? wow impressive :) what were you doing sucking cock for quarters?
Do you always have to try to bring out the worst in people Killa? Geeheez man.
oh my bad.. (*jumps out window when door was wide open)Quote:
Females only
someones gotta do it ;)
(* forgets that Killa filled his parashoot with carrots that one time.. hits ground hard)
OMG u got me so OMG like totally wrong!!!
OMG i had
OMG Carrots and OMG i had OMG bananas and so like OMG to go with those i got some OMG pickles and OMG i needed something spicy OMG so i got OMG pepper too...OMG!!!!
NOOSA HEADS WHAT A PATHETIC CHARACHTER U ARE,ITS NOT EVEN A CHAT ROOM AND YOUR TRYING TO CYBER EVEN THOUGH U CLAIM TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OF FOUR YEARS AND U CLAIM IT WOULD BE UR FIRST TIME,U MAY BE RIGHT THERE COZ U COME ACROSS LIKE A VIRGIN WHOSE JUST HIT PUBERTY AND DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIMSELF
dont be lying u dont have a bird and ur not 29 and id also like to know what u were doing in bagdad as a 10 year old boy???
i reckon u were sadams concubine
LMAO..
professer evil = awesome
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Originally Posted by professer evil
You My Love are a Prime example Of when Cousins Marry.
I was Drunk& Board And thought it whould be fun.
I do Have a Girlfreind that I have lived with for the Past 4yrs
and were Verry Much in love.
I am 29 i was born on 30/6/76.
Not that I have to Prove me self to A fuckin Ass whore Like you.
You Fucking KEY BOARD COWBOY..
I dont care That your 19.
I pray I meet to So I Can BREAK you Jaw in One Hit you Little Fag.
Then I'll Fuck you so Hard (yes In the ASS) with A broken Bottle..
Bring in on you Little Faggot.
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Originally Posted by xReLiNqUiShLoVe
Shut your Mouth You ugly fuckin SLAP head..
go do some $5 luvy loooong time.