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ok so i was smoking with this jewish guy from school and i pulled out my weed and he asked me if it was kosher or me and my friends do what is right and start bust out laughing. Then he gets serious and asks again and i how the fuck am i suposed to know. So he gets mad and just sits there the whole time because our weed isnt kosher. HAHA
kosher just means clean, approved by the national hebrew shit and not cross contaminated. It only pertains to food.
i know that and thats y it was funny as hell
That's pretty fucking funny. If you wanna smoke weed, you need not worry if it's kosher or not!
Well I bet most rabbis disapprove of weed anyhow. But hey, if you want to blindly follow your religious leaders who tell you not to smoke weed, that's just more for the rest of us!
Well is it possible to have kosher/non-kosher brownies?
actually, kosher has a LOT of ... for lack of better terms... weird rules. such as the food (dunno if it applies to weed... can weed even be kosher?) can not be torn. So if the knife used to cut meat has a nick in it, and tears the meat instead of slicing it... game over, not kosher. of course.. thats down to the nitty gritty bullshit rules that 1 or 2 peoplei n the world follow lol.
I'm a jew, As you'll know from my posts, I smoke a lot of weed! Only a small percentage are Kosher; think of most of us like lay catholics.
Howdy kim,Quote:
Originally Posted by kimchibanana
The only way I could think of the weed as not being kosher,is if it's been fertilized with any ferts made or derived from non-kosher substances,like shell-fish or crustaceans. My girlfriend's Jewish,but she doesn't worry about being kosher..I'll ask her more about this today,as you've sparked my curiousity..lol.
Have a good one !
LOL kosher weed man!!!!!!!!!! Thats funny! Word to your jew friend!
Jews r weirdddddddd! No disrespect...lol.
... I found a market... I'm gonna start selling kosher weed. I'll get a rabbi to bless the weed unknowingly :D.
LOL, that'd be good business. Go to 'Dam & open up a kosher weed coffee shop :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mono repin
I'm glad I am buddhist.
ive smoked with a jewish kid once an he didnt have ne problems that is weird tho kosher weed haha
You should of said yes ofcourse it is, silly. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kimchibanana
i knew a rabbi that smoked... he was cool as hell too :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ermitonto
hey torog whats up dude i wonder if the weed has to be kosher so it wont lead to eating pork chops or ribs or pork rindsQuote:
Originally Posted by Torog
I suppose to be kosher the plant would have had to have been killed in a humane and painless manner. Since we know so little about what weed feels, that's kind of hard to guarantee.
I'd tell him it was bar-mitzvahberry haze and was killed swiftly and without pain, and has been made clean by the various rastafari that have prayed over it. Unfortunately, your religion forbids you from smoking on (whatever day it is) and sorry you can't smnoke him out.
Kosher is hebrew for cool ... as in "Everything is kosher -- hand me the drugs"
hahaha nvm thought of it like that funny as hellQuote:
Originally Posted by ezjim
ummmm..
glad to know i am weird lily...
interesting thread..
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icky your not weird...your AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :cool: ;) :rolleyes:
ayoi ayoi ayoi, kosher scmosher
If muslims were trying to be kosher about their weed, they have to point the jay/bowl/device east, towards Mecca. :)
bahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by thcbongman