goddamn neighbors....

My neighbor and I live pretty close to each other, and he is a pretty good guy. Recently he decided to rent his backyard with a mobile home in it to some ppl. These ppl moved their camper right to my fucking back door and I can hear the nasty ppl coughing and hacking....and I feel a little strange about letting my son play in the back yard...they sit outside in lawn chairs all day and smoke, and this girl that lives over there has to be pushing 250 lbs..and she doesnt know what the purpose of a bra or clothes that fit are...My back yard has been turned into a trailor court...bastards
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holy shit wat a nightmare

Is that even legal? Call the by law narcs. You cant just rent your backyard to a bunch of gypsys in trailers, that cant be legal

I dont know about your area but that isnt legal here. Id be talkin with my neighbour and expressing my discontent and try to get him to understand that this shit isnt gonna work out. If that didnt get me anywhere I'd call the town and they could deal with it. They would have it removed right quick.
Tell him if hes hard up for cash enough to do that then he should grow pot in his basement and you'll buy it. ;)

we rent, and I think the landlord is on his way out this week...Im thinking hes gonna regulate it. Yeah at first it was a young couple then it turned into this crazy bald freak, and now its both....I dont fuckin know. Cant wait til we buy and get a nice fenced in private yard where these local hillbillys cant stare at the "perty lady with all the teeth".....

it sounds like you are a few days away from having about 5 cars growing in the yard and a shiny new meth lab set up within spitting distance of your house that has got to really suck i hope you can figure out some way move em along depending on where you live there might be a city or county ordinance against turning a back yard in to a trailer trash barbie play set

take a pic of it and send it to blue collar comedy with jeff foxworthy. they have a red-neck yard of the week contest.

thats nuts. are they atleast sharing the smoke? if somebody was going to post up in my yard and be blowing all the time, they'd better be giving me some herb as payment.

no man....they are smoking GPCs or some shit...cigarettes and natural light.

shitty. how did you get caught up in this situation? if you lived close i wouldn't mind building you a fence.

this is my hubbys home state, but the town he grew up in is way to expensive for us to live there, so we live in the next little redneck town over, but belive me...we are trying to get into a bit more secluded area....

that would be recommended...especially now. you have no relation to the people camping out?

well whats wrong with sittin all day smoking? sounds fun to me, of course minus Jaba The Hutt =\ i say you act SUPER abnoxious (dunno if i spelled that right) just be a total dick to em, seems to drive away the asshole round my house quite effectivly :)

if theres no relation then you should tell your neighbor to move them a little more in his backyard...well, there obviously isn't any space, uh? your in a fucked situation.

Just throw some soap at 'em. That'll get 'im, ma! :D


Seriously, that's a tough situation. Shitty neighbors are the pits, because you have to see someone you dislike all of the time...
You probably should get the town or cops or whoever involved. It would most likely be the easiest and safest way to get at least something done about it.

Good luck in any case.

Go bring 'em some Trailer Park Champagne (also known as White Trash Champagne): blend together equal parts lemon-lime soda & beer.

do you have a nice Rainbird Sprinkler that you could set up at edge of your yard maybe.I feel for ya watch out for the signs of meth lab serious shit.Hope your landlord rectifies the problem shortly,Good Luck