If you don't post your favorite "Stoned-Stupid" story, or something equally humiliating!
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If you don't post your favorite "Stoned-Stupid" story, or something equally humiliating!
Can my cat have it? :D
Beeblebrox.420 can my dog have your cat after your cat eats the hamster. if i can get the cat fat enough my dog will use it as a pillow
Nah, she won't eat it. She has no idea they're food. She's a spoiled indoor cat, and all she'd do is smack it around a little. Kinda like a little automatic kitty toy. Heh.
Nu-Uh. My hammy will kill those motherfuckers!
security at a concert two days ago took three joints out of my wallet.
If you kill it.....can i watch?
I was pretty ripped one night and wen't into a 24/7 gasstation for food and pulled the glass door right into my face. but thats just one of the many stupid things i've done
^^Haha
P.S. The hamster must die.
Sir Hammy Hamalot of Squeakville is about to snuff out!
well. This aint funny so donā??t ya dare laugh, Just another case bout the wrong path. lol anyways one night I was smokin my glass pipe on my third story balcony, leaning over and all. And.... ~sniffle~ well I killed mr pipey!!! it fell, and shattered all over. :(
since beebs cat doesnt want to eat the hamster, can I eat it?
About a year ago I was being searched by the cops, and when he told me to empty my pockets I cupped over an 1/8th of some dank ass nugs and pulled my pockets out, talk about a close one. It was in Utah too, I can't imagine what those damn mormons would of done to me
one time i was partying at my buddys place and i passed out in the wee hours of the mourning some one wrote on my forehead "will suck dick for $$" and then i woke in the early afternoon after a night of partyin so i went to go hit up the convenience store for a drink and and this really short old chinese man said i looked foolish so i was like ok?and i didnt find out until i got back up to the apartment and my friends were laughing histerically...