Anybody here go to strip clubs?

I went to NYC and to my first strip club this saturday! It was called "Flashdancers" and was located in the heart of New York's Manhattan district between 52nd and 53rd ave on 7th street. WHen I approached the entrance of the building, I was greeted by these 2 really big gorilla looking dudes who grunted something at me I could not comprehend. They didnt check my ID, and I was only 19 lol! As soon ass I made my way thru the curtains...taa daa a big ass bar, and a bunch of topless babes dancing everywhere. Place was crowded like a motherfucker...everybody was drunk and high (from cocaine) as well. In the bathroom, when I was waiting for my shitter, I heard lots of snorting, and nose blowing. This guy came out, with fucking white shit on his nose! Fucking crazy. ANyways, I drank a Black Bush double irish Whiskey on the rocks. I got so fucking dizzy by half of the cup, and was laughing my ass off! This girl asked if I wanted a lap dance for 20 dollars, I accepted, and she took me to the campagne room. Lots of grindage here. I had a massive hardon, and my dick looked like it was gunna RIP thru my shorts! She loved it...said most of the guys dont get hard ons like that. I told her it was cuz I was 19 and not 50 haha. ANyways, anybody have strip club stories they wanna share?
I might bring my own drink next time tho...it was 20 dollars for the fucking Blask bush!

Manhattan isn't necessarily the best place to go... strip clubs are generally overpriced for drinks & such to begin with, even moreso in the city. If you're in that general area, head over to Lawrence Harbor, NJ, to The Gogorama on Hwy 35. That place is insane! Kind of a dive, & a juice bar (but a liquor store next door), but it can get pretty wild in there, & some of the hottest girls in the country travel to work there.

And your lapdancer wasn't being truthful... most guys do get aroused in the VIP or Champagne room, trust me. ;) Glad you had fun! I go out occasionally to the clubs in my city; those places have their own unique energy, & it can be very interesting to be a fly on the wall there.

I have accompanied my hubby to a few...I like to be the "cool wife". He doesnt mind it either.

Yep, I've been going to the same few ones for a while now. It's pretty cool, we have saved alot of monyey by getting trashed in the car before we go in. That way it's the same thing but alot fucking cheaper. More $$ for table and lap dances.

You were in NYC and didnt go to scores?

hey Mlleyouxbleus I will definitely check out that strip club!
Never knew there was such a good one like that in NJ...just saw the reviews for them..they look good!
Now, will they let me bring my cooler full of 40 oz's and drink it there?
And do you go there a lot? Maybe we could smoke up, and go there trashed.
Later man

I expected this thread to be full of people whining about the objectification (is that even a word?) or women, luckily it's not. I don't really know what else to say except, I like titties. That is all.

Strokers in Atlanta is nice, and I have been dying to go to the clairmont lounge. It is supposed to be a cool little indie club with pregnant strippers and the main attraction crushes a beer can between her breasts. A few famous faces have been spotted there recently, and personally I like a good freak show...specially the naked kind.
Anyone want to meet me there? :p

Ive been to strip clubs and really dont see the point. 20 to 30 bucks for 3minutes of teasing. if you went to a normal bar and bought some random girl $25 worth of drinks youve a way better chance of taking her home than a stripper. when ur there put some music on and ask her to dance. Bobs ur uncle
PS Jameson Irish is much better then Black bush, its way more popular here in Ireland anyway. If you have the means try the 12yr old. mmmmmmmmmmm

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Originally Posted by ScarlettCrush

. It is supposed to be a cool little indie club with pregnant strippers and the main attraction crushes a beer can between her breasts. A :p

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I know a club thats too cheap to fire the chick when she gets preggers. Pregnant strippers are bad, bad. They also have girls with "property of the hells angles' tattooed on her ass

Diamonds in West Chicago is real nice. Totally Nude Totally Flawless. Plus it's BYOB!

Scarlett... girl, that place sounds like fun; if I ever make it down to Hotlanta, we must get together & go! :)

Toking... no, unfortunately one cannot bring alcohol into the GGR (unless you count the strong smelling 'water' in the Fiji bottles in the dressing room, lol). Best to drink in the car beforehand. You can also go back out to the car for nips to maintain. I'd love to meet you there, but I'm not in the area & they don't allow female customers, wah.

and what the hell is wrong with naked pregnant women.......???

...nothing's over here in DC that's good anymore except the Penthouse Club. other than that don't have any good girl stories. i always went to the male stripper clubs and i KNOW you're not interested in that honey.

I've been to a few, it was decent. Strippers that are in, say, the first trimester (or not showing) I guess would be ok, but to be obviously pregnant and dancing nude is trashy. JMO

I never have often, but I am involved in Batchelor parties quite often so I go then. No more than 2twice a year and as my friends get older I expect it to decrease. I really don't like actually.

I have been to many strip bars in my area and knew a couple of friends who became strippers, so I used to go in, sit at the bar and drink a shot called "blowjob" and watch them. It's been a while though.