I'm so scared to hit the bong. I've never done it! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME HELP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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I'm so scared to hit the bong. I've never done it! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME HELP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Jesus, calm down. Just take small hits until you get used to it. It's a just another kind of pipe - it's not going to bite your nose off.
its all good man..the first time i hit from a bong it was a 3 1/2 footer and i let that fucker fill and i cleared it all. the worst thing that can happen to you is have what ahppend to me is that i got in a coughing fit for like 10 mins lol just do it man its worth it how old r u anyways
dude just light that shit up and take the biggest hit possable. Bongs are sweet.
the name of my old pipe was death's head, for 2 reasons. 1 the cool looking skull sticker i put on it. 2 because the first time you hit it you almost died.
^^^
Might wanna fix your signature.
yess i know lol
i made meself a homemade bong outta a 3 liter plastic juice container when i was really stoned one night and didnt want to sleep. I almost laughed the next morning when i looked at it but it turned out to be better than any other homemade bong ive hit, probably thanks to stoners dilligence and hard work. This was after my real bong marla the punisher got stolen :(
bud will never hurt you in the long run, ur lungs are probably gonna be sore for a few minutes but after you forget about it youll just be ridin on clouds :cool:
Well, I wouldn't go that far. Inhaling smoke from any burning substance is arguably damaging to the lungs, particularly if done heavily and frequently. However, weed is undoubtedly one of the safer drugs out there. But one should understand there are some risks to ingesting nearly any substance. Nothing is 100% safe for everyone, at all times. Period. Anyone who says otherwise is full of shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Killa.Kali
Sure, you can reduce the risks. But, you can never completely eliminate them. For example, weed has been linked to triggering panic attacks in some individuals. While not really life-threatening, these panic attacks can at times be severe enough to represent an increased risk of heart problems for those with blood pressure or other coronary problems. Eating or vapping the stuff won't mitigate this risk any.
But, personally, I don't worry about it. The risks are still very low compared to other substances one could ingest, like cocaine, for instance.
One time My ex got stoned after getting stung by a bee on the lip, and he had an anxiety attack...he called 911 and everything...It freaked me out because I was stoned off my ass riding in the ambulance trying not to laugh, not at him..because it wasn't really all that funny, but laugh because the noise was kind of funny,and the paramedics were saying"How big was the bee"And he said"Oh it was a freaking hornet, huge"And I was like....It was a sweat bee....(and no he isn't allergic to bees)and the paramedic smirked and was like....well...your probably allergic(my ex was 300 lbs and 6'8)Big guy right?It was really funny, but I was trying hard not to laugh again...not at him but at the whole sitiution, i was laughing cause i was paranoid,and laughing because I was afraid I was going to get busted over some silly shit like this..over a sweat bee.
The moral of the story.......
It was the weed that gave him an aniexty attack on top of the little bee sting.So yea it could happen, i done forgot what i was really trying to get at,I'm sorry I rudely stepped in....
anywho...i'll go read some more now..... :)
a sweat bee on top of that.......a tiny teeny little bee.....
Imagine seeing him trip over everything to get away from it...even better.
Lmao..
I'd like to see that.
The whole moral of the story children is........
Don't try to make money of the dumbasses....It just isn't right.or it doesn't work.
you've probably already hit the bong by now and if you didn't, i'm ashamed. my first bong rip, i coughed for about 10 minutes, then i went home because it totally killed my whole day. it was fucking awesome!Quote:
Originally Posted by YoungSmoker313
Man, I'm so ridiculous when it comes to bongs & other people's interesting smoke-artifacts, lol. I usually smoke alone, & my own lil bowl is very simple. So when I finally do find others to smoke with I'm always like, 'ok, how does this thing work?'
I used to try to fake it, but I generally ended up looking silly. So now I'm old enough to just not care. I just ask away, & anyone who's actually paying attention just gets a lil giggle. It's fun to be the entertainment. :)
The way i see it, i live in california this entire state has brown fucking haze over it ALL THE TIME, so id rather stay in my house and inahle fresh cannabis smoke then a million peoples exhaust :D my lungs are fucked anyways, im sick of caring about dying, have fun living your life not worrying about the end ;) who cares if its bad for ya, make you happy? good then stop talkin bout it and go out and do it :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beeblebrox.420
Its always the health nut that ends up waking up one day to get hit by a bus on his morning run, meanwhile the druggies are sitting home getting lectured about how many years were taking off our lives :D
Just don't blow into the bong and don't break it, and you should be fine. Better than fine in fact. Absolutely delightful is more like it.
my mate named her bong killer queen because the first hit killed her LOL it was well funny uurrrmm only bad time iv had witha bong is when there was too much water in it and loads of hiuts had been done it the water was brown and i sucked and argh got a mouthful of bong water LOL i was sooo stoned at the time as well
I know someone who used sea water in his bong, then drank it... it didn't end well. Stop being such a pussy and take a hit, if you don't you better go to a shop and buy yourself some vagisil.
OK I had already hit it before anyone posted but thanx anyway yall.And it wasnt as bad as i thought but i didnt get that high i only hit it twice because the weed was all gone:(
this is youngsmokers friend and i hit the bong alot and cleared it alot.but i was so high i couldnt move .we might be trying shroomstonight.do you ever have a bad trip on your first time?
if you aint chokin you aint tokin!!!!!!
I had a badish last half of my trip the first time I was on shrooms but I put it down mainly to the people I was with and the stupid places we went.
ok thanx I was worried even though youngsmoker was talking to people on this site last night and found that stuff out i was just too stoned to remember
watever u do dont drink the bong water...
I wont lol i've heard its really nasty
seriously dont i didnt wake up until the nite after, kinda reminds you of nutmeg...
And don't spill the bong water either. I can't tell you how many times I got a head rush while taking a huge bong hit and ended up knocking the bong over before coming back to reality, and then realized that my carpet was going to smell like bong for days.
smoke dat shit
just hit fool, that shit is so nice. Dont spill or drink the bong. dont even smell that shit.
also to make it an easier hit put ice on the chamber.