Hahaha...I was chatting with this bitch online, man i dont know if you've ever had this horrible shit happen to you but anyways.......I got a pic of her....and it was kinda like the neck up. So anyways we kinda fell a quarter in love i guess and i ended up driving to toronto to see her. Which is like......4 hours away. Anyways i got there and met her. She pulled up in her car. Again i only saw her face, she was quite pretty...I start following her back to her house and i parked....I got out of my car..then...i hear a horrible rumble, and coming towards me, she was about 5'11 and some sort of fat breasted, huge ass, godzilla. Of course I was much to nice and way to shy to run away and besides, I'm a good guy, i can see past the weight and height. Or so i thought. Anyways, we walked up the stairs to her apartment and her ass was massive, it reminded me of one of those big exercise balls that women work out on. I kept staring and i started feeling nauseaus, but it was okay. I was going to be okay, i could get past this and spear the white whale. We approached the door to her apartment and i heard her say, " I saw you looking at my ass" and she gave it a smack. The sound echoed for all to hear and i'm sure the man standing in the hall vomited shortly after seeing this cow. We walked into the apartment and i sat down on the couch and quickly began thinking about alcohol and how much i would have to drink before i went down on this heiffer. She came over to the couch with a bottle of vodka and i let out a sigh of relief and quickly poured a drink for myself. I finished the drink and went to get another and another until i was at 3 drinks. She had drank about 5 because she was obviously a booze slut. She took my foot and placed it on her crotch and i tried to smile but i grimmaced as i felt touching her genitals. She then downed 10 more glasses of orange juice and vodka and the bitch CUT ME OFF AT THE 3 I HAD!!!!!!! She got up and stumbled around and told me to come closer. I, reluctantly, stood up and proceeded towards the sow, she grabbed me and dragged me into her room and lay me down on the bed and stripped. Only in a bakery had i seen so many rolls. I began to get butterflies, i pinched myself to make sure i wasn't having another nightmare about moby dick. The grabbed me and stripped me and tried to touch my balls and i decided i had to do something quick. I made up an excuse and lay down and said i was tired from the 4 hour drive. I pretended i had a headache and that i couldn't possibly perform tonight but maybe tommorow. I lay in bed and the drunken whore lay down beside me and started to cry. I again pinched myself and wondered if this was really happening. Was she really crying because i wouldnt fuck her? Inside my mind i was laughing at the pathetic whore, but i was even more pathetic for falling for the old face picture on yahoo. I should have known that from the neck down she had the figure of a grizzly bear. Before i knew it she was begging me to fuck her and i again made up an excuse and after alot of crying and whining i finally agreed to shove my fingers in this fatties buttery cunt. She asked me how many i could fit, so i jammed my fingers in her with force trying to rip her nasty cunt but her fat pussy strangled my fingers and rendered them helpless. I was powerless, her pussy had a hold on me. I kept fingerfucking until finally i had 5!!! YES FIVE FUCKING FINGERS IN THIS PORKER!!! I was amazed at how loose she was, but in a split second i was nauseated. It seemed that when i put my fingers in her, i had released her scent. Her cum was thick and the fingers seemed to be wafting a rotten garbage smell into the air. I reached for some form of gas mask, but there was none there so i just grabbed a sock and placed it over my nose. I fingered her until she came. Then i went to wash my hands....i noticed thick white GOO! ALL OVER MY FUCKING HANDS. IT WAS CRUSTY TOO!!!! Well, long story short......I snuck out when she passed out and stopped at the nearest gas station to shoot gas all over my hands to kill whatever that nasty shit was!!!
MY WARNING IS!!! DO NOT MEET CHICK ON THE NET UNTIL YOU SEE A BODY PIC!!!! I MADE A DUMB MISTAKE!! WHEN YOU SEE A WHITE WHALE!!! RUN...............
P.S I have nothing against fat chicks.......only REALLY REALLY FAT CHICKS WHO ARE like 6 ft tall with asses a meter in width......!!!!! My woman is 210 lbs and 5'6 and i love her chubby ass. But man this other chick was a whale. fuck. Her name is carla and she's from mississauga! run for your life if you meet her in yahoo chat or anywhere else. :(
