to close to being arrested

today me and 2 friends bought sum weed and the one who was holding the weed had a couple other empty bags in his pockets. so we're riding along the bike trail towards my house and he starts throwin out the bags. when we finally got to my house, kevin realised that he had thrown out the weed! god, i was so pissed off at him. we stormed out of the house and rode back to the trail and looked for the pot. i was the one who found it so i put it in my pocket and rode back to kevin who was waiting for me on the trail. i pulled it out and said "look i found it!" and my friend steve says "oh shit dude watch out" so i turn around and there's a park district enforcer guy on his super golf cart thingy. i quickly shoved the weed in my pocket and turned around and slowly rode my bike away and then when i couldn't see him, i took off riding as fast as i could. i looked back and he was chasing me so i though to myself "well i know what i gotta do", took a deep breathe and rammed my shit into a tree. i flew over the handle bars and hit some more trees. i hurried up and crawled as fast as i could and threw the weed into sum bush's and then i layed on the ground and tried to blend in (i was stoned at the time) then he stops and parks about 7 feet away from me. i get up and fake limp pver to him and say "hey i'm sorry, my cell phone rang and i tryed to answer it and i crashed into a tree." he looked at me like...yeah right...but he said "oh reallY? are you ok?" i said "yeah i'm fine thank you for the help" and he just looked at me funny and drove off.

i was so lucky. but i think i was smart for throwing it (incase he searched me). after he left and i made sure he was gone, i went back into the spot and picked up the bud.

Wow sounds like a pretty trippy ass adventure..lol.

lol that would be some funny shit to watch if recorded.

haha i never heard of someone crashing into some shit to play it off thats pretty slick

Lol are you sure he was actually chasing you? Cuz that would be funny if you were just stoned and thought he was because he was just driving behind you. Cuz if he was chasing you dont you think he would have said more then just asking if your okay? Lol jw... but that was hilarous. Lol i would never crash into a tree to play it off. Lol and even if a park district enforcer found you with weed, you wouldnt get arrested. Is he gonna haul you off in his golf cart? Lol and shit all youd do is get a fine and have to appear in court, and then get prohbation. Unless your laws are diff but i doubt they are THAT diff. Lol and im not trying to flame, just lettin you know you wouldnt have gotten arrested for a lil bit of weed.

ha i did the same thing happen before. We were skateboarding on these stairs when i saw a pig walk towards us. I knew he was gonna search us cause we were making alot of noise and skateing infront of a sign that said no skateing(bad time to have weed on u). so i ollied and purposly bailed on the grass by some bushes with the weed in my hand. When i fell behind the bushes where the Pig couldnt see me i threw the bag in there. He did search us so it was pretty lucky i did that.

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Originally Posted by Xx420.JUGGALO.420xX

"well i know what i gotta do"

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And then you crashed into a tree.

Fucking.Hilarious.

Last thing I was expecting you to do was crash into a tree. I thought you were gonna eat it, baggie too. Or something. But you crashed into a tree, much smarter thinking, because that way your friends don't hate you for eating all the weed.

-laughs- Awesome story.

Would he even have had the right to search you? I would have just bombed it away and hope his cart wasn't very fast.

that sounds fun ohh yea. if that guy would have seached u and found the weed he would have called the real pigs. i did basicaly the same thing except it was on a quad and i crashed into a ditch. thank god my it was on a corner and my cuzian was on th other side or he would have thought i was drunk or sumthin cuz i went in to the brush on one side droped it and crashed into the ditch on the othere side he searched me and my cuzian he only found a brand new pipe on my cuzian never used so the pig couldnt say it was for pot.

I kinda had something like that happen to me. Me and a mate went to a park we never usually go to in aberdeen to meet our dealer. We get their and see in the corner of the park a toilet block with benches under its roof, we see theirs no one around that area so head over thinking its the perfect place to roll up. So next thing we know half way through rolling the joint a park official comes up to us and stares at the joint, At this point im thinking we're busted. But then he starts telling us that he's here to lock the toilet and that we better get out of their because its where all the gays go to get jiggy. As you can imagine we left never to return to that spot.

Lol i would never crash into a tree to play it off. Lol and even if a park district enforcer found you with weed, you wouldnt get arrested. Is he gonna haul you off in his golf cart? Lol and shit all youd do is get a fine and have to appear in court, and then get prohbation. Unless your laws are diff but i doubt they are THAT diff. - Penguin

I'd rather crash into a tree, than get a fine, appear in court and get probation

you purposly went over the handle bars coz u had weed on u?! im the only one sitting here saying WTF, he never wud have caught up with u in a shity thing like that!

Yeah, I def would never go over the handlebars just to hide some weed. The fact that he just went on his way says he pretty much wasn't chasing you. Rangers in my experience don't give a fuck anyways. They work in nature... I'm estimating 75% of them are weed heads themselves.

its like one of those crazy disney movies

omg i've only taken one hit today and i can't stop laughing about that...that shit is hilarious as fuck...sounds like something i'd do. or i woulda just rode fast as all hell (even the cops woulda had a hard time catching me on a bike :p then when he wasn't near i woulda just dropped the shit and sat down somewhere near buy after deflating my tire....told one of the friends to go head over and get a pump and wait out of sight...waited there to make sure the dude wasn't following me and when he was gone woulda started back. til i met with the friend with the pump.

fuckin stupid stoners lol. I can imagine myself being really high convincing myself that someone was chasing me in a golf cart and crashing into a tree.

I couldn't imagine having to do that either. If it came down to it, I'd probably do the same thing, though. There is no way I'd get caught again if all I had to do was crash and maybe get a scraped elbow or something.

That was a pretty good story, though. lol

lol yeah i'm kinda sure that he was chasing me. i just freeked out and made a last second decision when i saw him riding behind me. i think he knew about the weed cause had to have seen it. i was right infront of him holding up the baggy. and yeah, i'm glad i crashed cause i am not gonna get caught like that. my mom is a social worker and she told me that if i ever get caught, i will go to rehab. no way dude. not that. and i'm 15 by the way. and the golf cart thingy goes really fast probly around 25 or 30 mph. i've seen him chase people

You think fast on your feet, grasshopper

When you can snatch this hash chunk from my hand you will be ready ...

Damn that's good. I had a close encounter at the airport a few days ago. I was leaving for a family trip, and I decided it would be brilliant to eat a magic brownie beforehand so I could relax and maybe get some sleep on the flight. My roommate and I made them the night before, we had smoked out too, and the next day I happened to wear the same jeans to the airport that I had been wearing that night.

So my family and I are standing there waiting to get our bags checked, and a cop was going around with a dog sniffing everyone and their luggage. I realized the pants I had on, and thanked god I wasn't stupid enough to have anything on me. But still, I didn't want to be searched in front of my family because a drug dog caught a whiff of something. So the dog gets to me, and doesn't do the usual 1 second sniff and instead starts getting really interested in my leg. The cop looks at me funny, and then pulls the dog back away from me. I nearly shit my pants. I was soooo high, it was my first time eating weed hahahahah.

Anyway, lesson learned, change your pants.

You mean after you just shit your pants.

how far away was he when u held up the bag of weed, and was it direct or were u between him and the bag. also was it rolled into a log or was it just a loose bag?

Wow lol looks like weed increases your methods instead of make u slow lol (dumb protesters) but that was pretty intense.

^ ur joking right?

where u live around chicago. north side?