This is funny.....

TAOISM:
Shit happens.

BUDDHISM:
If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

HINDUISM:
This shit has happened before.

ISLAM:
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

CATHOLICISM:
Shit happens because you deserve it.

PROTESTANTISM:
Let shit happen to someone else.

JUDAISM:
Why does shit always happen to us?

RASTAFARIAN:
Pass the shit.

AGNOSTICISM What is this shit?

ALTRUISM Want some shit?

AMISH Shit dost occur.

APATHISM I don't give a shit.

ATHEISM I don't believe this shit

BAPTIST FUNDAMENTALISM Shit happens because the Bible says so.

CAPITALISM How much will this shit cost?

CLASSICAL MARXISM The workers take all the shit, but they're gonna dish it back out again.

COMMUNISM It's everybody's shit.

CONFUCIANISM Confucius says, "Shit happens."

CREATION SCIENCE We have proof that God created all the shit that happens.

CONTRACT THEORY If we don't agree to form society, everything will go to shit.

DADISM Your mom knows her shit.

DARWINISM We came up from shit.

DESCARTES I shit therefore I am

DOMINICANS Belive in shit, or we'll boil you in it.

DYSLEXIANISM Hits shapnep.

LOGICAL-POSITIVISM Shit = S+H+I+T

MARINES It's not just shit, it's an adventure.

MCCARTHYISM Are you now, or have you ever been, shit?

MOMISM You'll eat this shit and like it!

MORMONISM Your shit is shit, but our shit is the ONE TRUE shit.

MURPHISM Shit always happens at the worst possible time and place.

NARCISSISM My shit don't stink.

NIETSCHE If you're not Ubermenschen, you're not shit.

NIXONISM Shit didn't happen, and if it did, I don't know anything about it.

STALINISM The state treats you like shit.

THE FORCE Do not be swayed by the Dark Side of the shit.

TV-EVANGELISM you need our shit, but it'll cost you.

FUNDAMENTALISM If shit happens, they deserve it.

ISLAM If shit happens, take a hostage.

that's some funny shit. I'll have to save it.

lol i love it

Shit, that's some funny shit.

that is some funny shit RASTAFARIAN: Pass the shit. lol funny shit :cool:

SHIT that was some pretty funny shit

LMAO nice

Fuck, they listed Islam twice.


Bet you thought I was going to say shit.

they did.
you did.
cool.

haha...that was great.

they made a poster out of that








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Love your sig!

theres bare t shirts with that on in those rip off taurist shop but they cut off the end.

and islams listed twice because the 2nd 1s ment 2 b fundamentalist islam

yea make fun